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Trivial things that really get on your tits
Trivial things that really get on your tits
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Problem with F1 is how much technology has taken over. Great back in the day when it was a proper driving test but now? Come on, it's a tedious spectacle.
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The Wimbledon Centre Court crowd applauding after they are told to switch off their mobile phones by the ump
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Cyclists on the road. Why are they even there? Either get on the pavement or use a cycle path ffs. Until 'cycle road tax' is introduced, I am not prepared to give way to free loading cyclists.
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Formula One has always been at the forefront of automobile technology, be it engines, suspension, aerodynamics, brakes, development of materials, just about anything you care to name in the engineering environment, really.
I don't see why you find the cars of thirty years ago any m,ore exciting than they are now. The thing that you don't seem to understand is that the rules are constantly being changed, usually to slow the cars down, and the only way to get that speed back is through improved technology. It can only ever be a high technology event. |
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dont mind if i cant park the car right outside my house, but fecking hell i cant even get on my road now.
bloke next door lives with his mum and both have cars and hes got the works van as well and his brothers staying with him. and the icing on the cake, hes got 2 fecking garages but dont park in them,full up with tools and work stuff ffs. |
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people who think walkers roast chicken crisp packets are not yellowy-orange
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Ha!
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Hair care adverts for women, they are all the facking same.
Tonights stand out effort 70% of 73 women agree. 73 WOMEN!! - in a country with a population of 60,000,000 people Where did they do their research, in the inside lane on the M6. FFS. And FYI, you daft bastards, 70% of 73 is 51.1 women where did you ask 0.1 of a woman ??? |
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Fat folk coming out of gyms smoking a ****.
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ffs - cigarette then.
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ffs - cigarette then.
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Double posts really gets on my tits.
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this one really winds me up and has just happened to me
2 lanes of traffic at traffic lights - in the right hand lane you either turn right or go straight on, there is only one car in right hand lane so I go behind it. Lights go green, he drives 3 yards and then indicates  |
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Motorway driving in Ireland. Every moron* drives in the middle lane (of three lanes), with the wannabe Formula One drivers in the outside lane. The driving lane is empty.
* if your name isn't Moran please accept my apology. |
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These new digital tvs that keep changing channel frequencies & require assorted paraphernalia. My poor old mum recently discovered a number of channels of hers went awol. Tried to re-tune the set for her, but no BBC1 or BBC2 appear. Turns out she needs some aerial booster, or to adjust aerial on roof. Yeah, no probs, either I'll have to get up there myself & do my Rod Hull impersonation or get some cowboys in who'll no doubt charge through the roof for scratching their b*lls for half an hour. It's already cost her a bomb just to be able to watch tv in this new, digital age.
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When ours packs up receeving, we unplug it for 5-10 minutes.
Then plug it back in and reinstall all channels, it always works for us. |
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they really will be cowboys if they charge through your roof
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SlippyBlue 24 Jun 13 18:05 Joined: 11 Jun 12 | Topic/replies: 8,943 | Blogger: SlippyBlue's blog
People in the Tesco Express who buy a newspaper and a packet of Polos and pay by debit card. + pubs you are going to the fkin pub,yet you take no money?! you just know these are the same fkshots that dont split a bill but pay for "what they have had" and always jib their round,cn uts the lot of them. |
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middle-aged blokes wearing replica shirts of their beloved football teams.
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The BBC continually swapping tennis matches on BBC1 and BBC2 and the red button.
If you're going to cover a match, why can't you leave it on one facking channel. FFS. |
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The flicking on the channels for Wimbledon has driven me nuts too. Why not have one of the channel on the red button as a round up channel that just flicks to important moments of the match. Then show the other games in full on just one channel.
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Anybody who shouts 'come on Tim' at Wimbledon. It isn't funny. It never has been. Sort your life out.
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agreed on both the above ^^^ very good - keep em coming
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You just know that " Henman Hill " will be " officially " renamed " Murray Mount " if he wins Wimbledon, its a friggin piece of grass ffs who gives a sh!t what they call it
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people who make a lot of noise very early in the morning or very late at night. Do they have to slam the car door six times, shout goodbye from 20 metres and toot their horns etc??
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Broadcasters who say it's glorious weather when it is far too hot. Of course, they have air conditioning in the studio and only work three hours a day.
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pumphol.
01 Jul 13 18:06 Joined: 29 Jul 04 | Topic/replies: 27,174 | Blogger: pumphol.'s blog You just know that " Henman Hill " will be " officially " renamed " Murray Mount " if he wins Wimbledon, its a friggin piece of grass ffs who gives a sh!t what they call it Robson ridge? |
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Maybe in 5 years Nick
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mount Robson is what is what i would say.
As for the hill I am not sure. |
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that sign bloke who pops up in the corner, half 2 in the morning, 3 quarters through the programme.
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apologies if this has been mentioned already, but wtf does the volume go up to a ridiculous decibel level during ad breaks?
nominate: TV volume shooting up during ad breaks |
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As above...and you can add to that the programme announcers who tell you what's on later. They are even louder than the ads! I've got the telly quiet for a reason you bloody morons.
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Perky co-workers eager to ask you, 'What you up to this weekend?' when you know they don't really care & are just making polite conversation, & you have nothing exciting lined up but feel pressured to come up with something.
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I think gun laws should be relaxed for those stuck behind a wave of those bastards at airports that pull cabin cases on wheels. Completely oblivious and with all the manouverability awareness of your average elderly Asian woman causing carnage in her Nissan Micra, you are boxed in like Jamie Spencer in a five furlong sprint. Just about acceptable for a woman to have one, but they should be fitted with indicators and wing mirrors, but blokes seem to enjoy mincing around with the bloody things too these days. Man up and pick the bastard thing up instead and get the fukc out of my way you c0ck munchers.
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Tourists
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Men who, in some vain attempt to establish their macho credentials, insist on still using wheel-less suitcases that they are clearly incapable of carrying and are quite oblivious to the delay and frustration they cause to the people behind who have moved-on from the stone-age and equipped themselves with a modern cabin bag equipped with purpose built wheels for swift transit.
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Co-workers who are not perky (females only)
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those people who wait in a supermarket for the short dated food to come out at night
I was in Tesco's the other day as the Tesco bloke was pushing the trolley to put out the said food - he was almost knocked over by people trying the get the slightly reduced priced food I wouldn't mind but if you are price conscious then what are you doing shopping in Tesco anyway - its like queuing up to have 9/2 in Hills when 11/2 is freely available in the independent bookies next door |