BETFAIR

When I log on and click in the right corner 'revert to old site' why does a facking white box come up asking me to choose again 'revert to old site' or 'stay on new site'

If I wanted to go on the new site I wouldn't have facking clicked on 'revert to old site'..would I?

FFS

And why does it then go straight to a football menu, not an all sports menu? 

So, I'm on the old site, and I want a multiple bet on tennis. 

I click on 'Multiples', as you do, and up comes a very small menu.

The choices are 'All Sports' or 'Horse Racing'

So I click on 'All Sports' because when you think about it, tennis is a sport.

And what's on this vast menu for 'All Sports'?

Soccer, and fack all else.

So where is the tennis menu for multiples.

Yes. it's on the new facking site, so you have to click 'Go To Sportsbook'

Then I have to read all the sports on offer on that ghastly new blue page.

So what was the point of 'My markets' menu on the old site?

bras, I hate them and rarely wear them

BETFAIR (2)

Sometimes but not often, I used to have a horse bet in the AvB markets.

Imagine my surprise when I logged on to 'live video' to be told in nice red letters. that my stake wasn't high enough to watch the live stream.

Yes it was, and I was so annoyed that I mentioned it on a live chat session over TWO YEARS ago.

They said they would look into it.

I haven't done it recently, but the last time I did, it was still not working.

BETFAIR (4)

I mentioned this in a Betfair email survey about a year ago.

I got another email last week asking me to take part in another survey.

'You have been selected because your opinion counts.'

I deleted it.

Waste of time.

arrogant snobs who think nobody else has any money except them.

usually quite poor people who dont actually have any money, but think they do cos they bought a £180 handbag that some 6 year old in bangladesh made for 10p

scissors that come in packaging that cant be opened without scissors.

people who say oh dont lose the end dont lose the end when you use sellotape. just chillax ffs, takes about 2 seconds to find it again.

tin cans that dont have the ringpulls. they must cost about 1p more to make. just switch to the damn ringpull ones already.

people who moan about others drinking diet coke.

people who moan about bottled water being a waste money.

recycling. i get no information about what im actually supposed to do. do you take out staples? tape? do you have to wash cans? never had any info whatsoever about it. plus most of my waste is plastic bottles and i dont get given a bin for those. just glass bottles of which i never have any of. why in the hell cant they have plastic bottles in that and sort the things out?

lucky you. mine dont!

White lines in the road, a box on a pole at the side just before the white lines, and speed limit signs on either side of the road, and everybody else driving slower than them.

Leading to - people who moan that they got done for speeding.

Who are - morons.

agreed.  i've done 150,000+ miles in 9 years and have never been caught speeding because i always slow down for cameras.  it's all about using one's eyes.

repetition - I only need to be told things ONCE

At least 95% of drivers will NOT enter a yellow box junction when turning right, & when you beckon them to come forward so you can turn right they give you friggin abuse

There's a one way ring-road type system in a nearby town where signs show drivers joining the system that they have their own lane and if they need to move across to another lane to MERGE.

Loads of idiots think it a better idea to slam on the brakes without warning and wait (holding up all the traffic behind them) until they can get into a different lane.

Drivers at fast food drive-throughs, who wait till they get to the front of the queue before discussing the menu with their passengers.

Weather forecasters on tv - especially that painful Carol berk on BBC in the morning who seem to think that talking a load of nonsense with a big bloody daft grin on her/their faces somehow makes the weather (which I doubt any of them have any idea of forecasting because they're as thick as congealed blood) seem better if they smile.

Weather forecasters #2:
Once we've had about 3 days of sunny weather (which is probably half our lot in Stoke all year) some berk says "Good news for gardeners/good news for hay fever sufferers, it will start raining tonight".

I could get a gun.

people who say chillax are all funts

Mumford & Sons - just awful, sub-standard skiffle band.
Heather Small's voice, esp. the bit in 'Proud' where she sings, 'What have you done today you make you feel proud'
Ant & Dec trying to appeal to the 'common man' in those Morrisons ads, when they are both millionaires.
Ditto Ray Winstone in those old bet365 ads, or should that be 'bet fwee six five' said in a Cockney hard man voice to appeal to white van man & encourage him to sp*nk all his cash online.
Michael Gove - heinous Tory toad of stratospheric dimensions
Anyone who goes on Big Brother to build their profile as a future z-lister
The concept of modern female beauty - which appears to consist of fake t*ts, fake tan, fake lips, tattooes, and a vajazzled lady garden
Simon Cowell's control of pop music
The public's sheep-like behaviour in being so easily manipulated by Cowell & his lackeys

EMBARASSING BODIES

What sort of moron is too embarassed to go to their doctor, but will gladly display their wonky t1ts, large beef curtains, manky teeth, warts on their ringpiece, a nob that bends when it's hard, a protruding belly button and rashes all over the place, to the viewers on Channel 4?

Their husbands/wives/parents must be so proud.

SF - You bastard.

I told you in confidence I went on that programme. I thought I'd just go on there to get Dr Pixie or Dr Dawn to cop a free feel of me chap, I hadn't planned on seeing Dr Christian, ffs

I take it you don't like him TT

*took over

Cherry pits - I love cherries but cherries would be so much more enjoyable to eat if you didn't have to negotiate the pits & spit them out.

Clive Tydlesley's football commentary esp. when he screeches, 'ROONEYYYYYYY!' as soon as he has a shot at goal.

People who put £2 in front of the amount I am seeking to have matched on BF.

People's Saturday at Wimbledon (tomorrow) - the very title suggests this is a day for the common'people' but instead it's a day for the rich & famous to be lauded & enjoy their free seats in the Royal Box. The 'people' are encouraged to applaud wildly as these VIP freeloaders are introduced. Later in the day, the VIP seats will be empty after they have had their fill of prawn sandwiches & Earl Grey Tea & gone home early. Still, great to see such egalitarianism alive and kicking in the UK.