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Trivial things that really get on your tits
Trivial things that really get on your tits
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Pavement Hoggers.... a along line of people that takes up the whole width of the pavement whilst they´re walking a snails pace. You lose your rag cos you want to overtake them because you are lifting a f´king heavy television.
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*long
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People who drive round multi-storey car parks with the parking ticket in their mouths. ffs - completely unnecessary & making the driver look like a total f*ckwit. Confirmation, if any needed, that we live in a nation of sheep.
What's wrong with putting the ticket on the passenger seat, or the dashboard, or that little compartment by the gearbox intended to STORE THINGS IN!!! Oh no, I am going to proceed to drive round 6 storeys looking like a gormless, self-satisfied tw*t. The human equivalent of a seal happy with itself after just catching a fish  |
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^ spot on, johnny
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people who reply with an answer long after the answer has already been given. sometimes happens on here and most the time on facebook e.g.
sam comments 'where can i get a big mac from?' posted 13:13 dave comments 'macdonalds' posted 13:15 paul comments 'macdonalds' posted 13:16 andy comments 'macdonalds' posted 14:47 ill let paul off because he may of posted abt the same time as dave or not refreshed to see the comment but FFS andy dont you think they believed the first 2 answers?? |
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oh and another trivial thing that really get on my tits is people who cant spell Mcdonalds!!!!
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People who type
'he may of posted' instead of 'he may have posted' |
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You miserable bastard.
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never mind that, sam must be a retard to ask that in the first place
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People who post things that don't make sense
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Bunches and bunches of keys on keyrings.
One key on a keyring for my front door One key on another keyring for my back door Two keys on another keyring for car and front door The dozens of others (over 50% of which, I've no idea what they are) live on about 4 other keyrings and are used/taken off when needed. |
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People that bring threads back to the top once they have been left for a few days.
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The GoCompare ads
BBC's Wimbledon coverage esp. Sue Barker The Miranda sit-com Clare Balding's over-exposure Luggage on wheels - have people lost the ability to carry things? Being stuck in a queue at the newsagent's behind at least 5 people wanting to get their Lottery tickets Anne Robinson's squawking voice & botoxed face Grown adults who love Harry Potter Those long strandy pieces on bananas which are a huge design flaw and end up hanging out your mouth like you've accidentally ended up chewing on a t*mpon Bandwagon-jumping non-Brazilian Brazil football fans who appear at World Cups wearing the samba kit People who now say things like 'hashtag shocked'' & say hashtag before words like it's the coolest thing in the world but actually portrays them as a pathetic media cliche People who Tweet RIP after someone famous passes away David Cameron's slightly podgy, well-to-do, Pillsbury Doughboy oh-so-punchable face This is just in 5 minutes thinking time. There are clearly far too many things that get on my nerves |
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People in the Tesco Express who buy a newspaper and a packet of Polos and pay by debit card.
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People in Tesco Express who muck about paying in cash and then hanging around for their 'change'.
Get out of my way, I wish to 'swipe'!! |
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^^ Its a catch 22. That really get on my t1ts but so does getting loads of coins in change.
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Non paying auction winners on Ebay. Why bid in the 1st place if you have no intention of paying???
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White lines in the road, a box on a pole at the side just before the white lines, and speed limit signs on either side of the road, and everybody else driving slower than them.
Leading to - people who moan that they got done for speeding. Who are - morons. |
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John Humphreys commentating on the cricket - fack off back to radio 4, you ignoramus
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Football "experts" who say "the lottery of the penalty shoot-out".
It's not a lottery ffs. A penalty to save your life. Matt le Tiss at his peak or your local plumber? If the answer is anything other than, "It doesn't matter," then a shoot-out is not a fecking lottery. |
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Ah, but what about having them in a double? First to score a goal AND do a 'wiped joint' on lead piping. Now where's yer money going? That's a lottery, innit?
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John Humphreys doing a good job imo.
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People who post complimentary comments on a 'Trivial things that really get on your tits' thread
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Muhammad ali is a w@nker.
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Trolls
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The stringy bits on bananas are called phloem bundles, just in case anyone is interested.
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The dog walking Mafia. Groups of mainly women who block the pavement yakking and allow their dogs to jump all over you.
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People who, when talking, say, 'At the end of the day…'
The most irritatingly pointless expression in the English language. |
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It drives me mad, on here, when reading down the topics, and after reading one (say on page two) I am then taken back to the start!
It wasn't always like this! Similarly now, the same on YouTube. Before you could select "View All" and read down as far as you wanted. Now one page at a time and back to the start after opening a comment. Also they no longer show from where in the world the comment comes! |
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People who review places of interest, and post in the school of absolute illiteracy.
Looking at reviews of "The Leeds Armouries" which is a fantastic facility, and appreciated by all ages. Glowing praise with almost all giving four and five stars. Then you come down to the low life who gave one star. One from a guy who took what he described as "a small dog" and was turned away! I mean who the hell takes a dog to a place like that, and can you imagine if everyone did? Then the illiterate (young I guess) girl who talked about "are party" and "are table" and every other spelling error you could imagine. One star, because they were refused drink as they were already hammered and rowdy (denied of course)! |
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Printing stuff from the internet and the printer printing on an extra piece of paper because there is some rubbish at the bottom of the page.
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People who dont park properly in a car park, making it near impossible to open your own car door because they have parked so close (how difficult is it to get a vehicle parked evenly between 2 white lines ffs!)
When Pizza has been delivered in a shoddily fashion (said pizza all squished to one side of the box on arrival, not good) Old people who 'mistakenly' push in front when queuing up in line. |
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People who stand up on planes the split second the seat belt sign goes off. Then stand there hunched with their neck bent for the next 10 minutes before the crew actually open the front door.
Concave underside of mugs which gather small pools of water in the dishwasher, which then spills on you the moment you take them out. Having to fill up your car with petrol from the wrong side. The pump cord is never comfortably long enough, or the damned thing tries to rewind itself as you pull it. People who walk in a weaving pattern on pavements staring at a phone or iPod. Particularly when I'm out running. GET OUT OF THE FCKG WAY YOU TVVATS. Similarly when I'm running on the towpath, people whose dogs are on a lead approx 28 feet long. "Football people" who don't use the word "those", but always "them". Eg, "he's one of them type of players..." Indian call centre staff telling you that they are called Richard or Susan, thus implying that you are a card-carrying racist who wouldn't be able to cope with speaking to someone of a different ethnic group. Pay and display machines that don't give change despite charging about £18 an hour in London. BBC sports news always these days including women's football scores, despite zero interest from the public. |
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speaking of which, female footy commentators
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women tennis players who earn as much as the men
women feminists women sports commentators hang on - theres a theme developing... just for the record- I love women  ..bless em |
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Cars parked across the pavement.
Cyclists riding on the pavement especially young men who think they are on the Tour de France. Cops who drive by instead of arresting them. |
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Drivers who appear from round a bend in the distance at night and give you less than a nanosecond to turn your beam off
People who are still surprised by security requirements at airports - and the subsequent theatrics Judy Murray |
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When players and especially managers join a new club and hold a shirt with their name on the back. We know their name and we know what the shirt looks like, especially those who have parted with 50 odd notes for one in the club shop.
On the One Show where then they say the other persons name at the beginning. Don't know why this annoys me, but it does. |
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The ridiculous accents put on by Northern Irish golfers (yes, you McDowell) in their pathetic and desperate attempts to appear American.
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