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Trivial things that really get on your tits
Trivial things that really get on your tits
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Bank phone answering systems
"press 1 if you are a new customer" "press 2 if you are inquiring about a loan application" "press 3 if you have recently ..." and about ten other options, each of those options has its own options. Worse are the voice recognition versions of the above (USA mainly). "Please say your surname" ... "Did you say aubergine?" "Please say your surname" ... "Did you say silica?" |
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Worse are the voice recognition versions of the above (USA mainly).
"Please say your surname" ... "Did you say aubergine?" "Please say your surname" ... "Did you say silica?"  |
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People with the surname silicaaubergine
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Egglant shirley?
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People who don't pick up after their dogs, I absolutely hate that chav behaviour.
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People at supermarket checkouts who realise they have forgotten something and think it's ok to disappear back in to the shop to go and find it, whilst their stuff piles up and the rest of the queue get agitated.
In such instances, I think the death penalty is fully deserved. |
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UTC u were havin a laff i take it?
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People that press the button on pelican crossings, but cross before the green man and the bleeping noise comes, causing cars to stop and wait unnecessarily. When I am elected, as a deterrent, in such instances there will be a thirty second window of opportunity for motorists to mount the pavement and run down the perpetrators without fear of punishment.
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terry mccann
16 Jun 13 14:05 UTC u were havin a laff i take it? People who past thing like this, without copying the post, so I have to go back a page to find out what UTC said. |
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utc • June 15, 2013 1:12 PM BST
The other day Newsbeat on Radio 1 were talking about the riots in Turkey in their usual style of assuming the audience are all 5 years old, when they described Istanbul as the 'nations capital'. Assume, Radio 1's audience is made up of 5yo's surely??? |
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All threads on here with >1000 posts
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i only meant the average age would have to be 12 to listen to the din radio 1 serves up,and did he really know if istanbul was the capitol
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those who stare or are overly interested in your affairs (non sexual)
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So, dontwintooeasy, it is okay to be interested in your affairs, SEXUAL?
 Well, spill the beans then  |
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annie
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Annie if I keep my trousers on in public places I still expect people to look away.
Other states of undress only encourage staring, so can't quibble with that! |
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royal ascot - the king's stand is now second up on tuesday, why couldn't they leave it be on the friday ffs?
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looking for show tickets to find said show is no longer running
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Pressing the re-tune button instead of the subtitle button. It takes 8 facking minutes.
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Standing up. I like lying down, sitting down, walking, running and even swimming, but I hate standing up.
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soap
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adverts for a series or film, flashing different scenes every 1/2 second
interview replies from people that are clearly edited and the sentences are chopped up!! |
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Scratch arse, scratch nuts, touch left shoulder, touch right shoulder, touch left ear, touch right ear, touch nose.
Rafael Nadal and his O.C.Ds!! So much so that I generally turn the channel over when he 's waiting for a serve or going to serve. |
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At least you don't have to shake his hand after he's played
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Andy Murray's scratch arse 'feint' when receiving serve
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People who say "I was so upset I was NEARLY in tears". Why nearly ? Nothing wrong with crying. Even McCoy was at it last week about Henry Cecil.
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Dog owners who "clean up" after their dog by lovingly scooping the turds into a bag, executing an elegant reef knot to secure said contents, then leaving the bag atop a wall.
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Drivers in a mad hurry to pull out in front of you from a junction then when action excecuted proceed along at a dawdle.
either your in a fookin hurry or not, make your minds up!! |
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withdrawing money from betfair. painfully slow.
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Vets bills, £1600 sheets worth to be precise.
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Websites where, after 20 seconds of reading, an advert appears that fills the whole screen. Bloody rude.
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I would of to say basic grammer and spelling mistakes...on here.
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RUNNING OUT OF MILK
At least once a month the mother-in-law asks for a pint of milk as she 'suddenly' ran out. How the fack can you 'suddenly' run out. She doesn't drive (her test was a tale in itself) so Mrs SF takes her, and they do their weekly shop, banking, pet store runs all together. Seeing as there are two of us in this house, and just her and the father-in-law in their house, one could assume we use roughly the same amount of milk each week, so they should purchase the same amount. But no, that would be too facking easy!! We NEVER run out. What's so bad about giving (not lending) her a pint now and again, I hear some of you ask. I'll tell you. My father-in-law is a facking MILKMAN FFS!!  |
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waiting for a bus for 30 mins and the owd hoor in front waits while the fekkin bus comes and starts fekkin abart wi er purse
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white screen
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SF
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You can keep milk n the freezer.
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That woman on Breakfast who reads the weather, Carol Kirkwood? In her always chipper tone, starting her presentation by saying, 'Gooood Monnnningggg' & proceeds to smile her way through yet another sh*t forecast for our supposed summer
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