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Makybe_Diva
When: 12 Jun 20 18:57
Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price and heavier than Alan Price.

I found this out on a price comparison website
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 14 Jun 20 09:40
It’s not a good time to be a statue busker... I’ve been thrown in the river 6 times this week!
By:
snowynoon
When: 14 Jun 20 11:21
some good ones Maykbe ,hope bigmo returns soon.
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Makybe_Diva
When: 14 Jun 20 12:13
Thanks, Snowynoon. I’ve only just discovered that Bigmo has left us Sad

We need this thread to cheer us up in these difficult times. I’ll post some more jokes tomorrow Happy
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 15 Jun 20 12:34
An inch of snow shuts down the whole of the country, yet a world wide pandemic... let’s go to Whitby for fish and chips.
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 15 Jun 20 12:36
On average, ladies who put on a weight in middle age, live a lot longer than the men who mention it.
By:
saxon farm
When: 15 Jun 20 14:07
Keep up the good work Makybe Diva!
By:
workrider
When: 15 Jun 20 14:22
Why has Bigmo left ?
By:
dukeofpuke
When: 15 Jun 20 15:28

Jun 15, 2020 -- 8:22AM, workrider wrote:


Why has Bigmo left ?


Time to call it a day.

bigmo
bigmo
06 Jun 20 16:41
Joined: 23 Jul 03 | Topic/replies: 28,268 | Blogger: bigmo's blog
Been fun most of the time but everything has to come to an end. Time to move on.

By:
dukeofpuke
When: 16 Jun 20 02:44
The hurricane said to the coconut tree 'hold onto your nuts this isn't gonna be an ordinary ****'
By:
dukeofpuke
When: 16 Jun 20 02:45
BJ
By:
ambush
When: 16 Jun 20 02:58
bigmo,if you read this, A BIG THANKS.some were awful some were wonderful.but you made me smile always.so for that take  bow.
By:
xmoneyx
When: 16 Jun 20 09:02
elton John has put on so much weight during lockdown he has to get his trousers specially made.

'Goodbye Normal Jeans'
By:
SonofDunc
When: 16 Jun 20 22:24
Agree with Ambush. Some good some terrible but a great thread. keep them coming everyone
By:
dukeofpuke
When: 17 Jun 20 03:05
My mate has been queuing outside Sports Direct for hours.


Says he feels like a huge mug.
By:
dukeofpuke
When: 17 Jun 20 03:08
People must not cough near you,they must cough far away

If you hear hear someone coughing,tell them to

far cough
By:
dukeofpuke
When: 17 Jun 20 03:11
I asked the waiter if fish was one of the specials

he said of course not he was the singer in marillion
By:
dukeofpuke
When: 17 Jun 20 03:13
If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor

Then Who is
By:
dukeofpuke
When: 17 Jun 20 03:16
'Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life' my boss told me

"Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No," I replied.
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 17 Jun 20 13:35
There was an ABBA tribute band playing in a pub round our way last night.
Damn they were loud.
You could hear the drums from Nando's
By:
hfink
When: 17 Jun 20 13:42
Just heard that 'Psychic Night' has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 17 Jun 20 13:43
I've just seen Cat Stevens' boat floating down the river.
His Mooring has broken....
By:
workrider
When: 17 Jun 20 14:20
Bigmo, what a terrible loss to the forum, thanks for all your efforts, first thread i looked for each day...
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