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Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price and heavier than Alan Price.
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It’s not a good time to be a statue busker... I’ve been thrown in the river 6 times this week!
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some good ones Maykbe ,hope bigmo returns soon.
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Thanks, Snowynoon. I’ve only just discovered that Bigmo has left us
We need this thread to cheer us up in these difficult times. I’ll post some more jokes tomorrow ![]() |
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An inch of snow shuts down the whole of the country, yet a world wide pandemic... let’s go to Whitby for fish and chips.
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On average, ladies who put on a weight in middle age, live a lot longer than the men who mention it.
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Keep up the good work Makybe Diva!
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Why has Bigmo left ?
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The hurricane said to the coconut tree 'hold onto your nuts this isn't gonna be an ordinary ****'
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BJ
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bigmo,if you read this, A BIG THANKS.some were awful some were wonderful.but you made me smile always.so for that take bow.
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elton John has put on so much weight during lockdown he has to get his trousers specially made.
'Goodbye Normal Jeans' |
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Agree with Ambush. Some good some terrible but a great thread. keep them coming everyone
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My mate has been queuing outside Sports Direct for hours.
Says he feels like a huge mug. |
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People must not cough near you,they must cough far away
If you hear hear someone coughing,tell them to far cough |
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I asked the waiter if fish was one of the specials
he said of course not he was the singer in marillion |
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If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor
Then Who is |
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'Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life' my boss told me
"Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him. "Really?" he asked. "No," I replied. |
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There was an ABBA tribute band playing in a pub round our way last night.
Damn they were loud. You could hear the drums from Nando's |
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Just heard that 'Psychic Night' has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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I've just seen Cat Stevens' boat floating down the river.
His Mooring has broken.... |
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Bigmo, what a terrible loss to the forum, thanks for all your efforts, first thread i looked for each day...
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