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Lazlo Bic's uncle invented the Rubik's cube.
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In 1981, Oliver Reed went to a showbiz party with Alex Higgins at The Park Lane Hilton and they both drank Perrier water all night.
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Titus Bramble, the howler-prone former Ipswich, Newcastle, Wigan and Sunderland defender is the nephew of Livingstone Bramble, the former world lightweight champion
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mesmerised knows a lot about football.
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Re Titus Bramble, I thought his dad played Albert Steptoe?
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policeman who went racing 3 times after saying he was sick been caught lying has been made chief inspector
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feminists hate men of all colours
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Dolly, the petite girl with the big rack who fell in love with Jaws in the James Bond film Moonraker after he crashed into the cable car building and she helped to free him, was wearing braces on her teeth at the time when they smile at each other and then walk off hand in hand.
I thought she was wearing braces as did half the internet, it is now an internet thing, with videos and a scientific explanation and you can even get Dolly was wearing braces T shirts. |
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Diane Abbott once gave Professor Hawkins private tuition for mathematics at Oxford University.
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A Premier League footballer offered a spot on BBC's Match of the Day has turned down the role after he realised that the £120k pay package was an annual salary.
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The inventor of the umbrella had intended to call his innovation the "brella" but hesitated when the patent office asked him what it was called.
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In an attempt to circumvent the laws relating to prostitution, an escort agency in Manchester permits clients to pay for services with unwanted household items, electrical gadgets, CDs and the like which they then sell on various internet auction sites.
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Forgot to say, the name of the agency is T1T FOR TAT. |
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Despite his incredible natural talent, Lionel Messi cannot play "Keepie uppie". To date, his personal record for juggling the ball with his feet is a paltry seven.
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Brendan Foster, bbc athletics commentator is to retire from commentating to take up a place playing alto saxophone in the André Rieu and his Johann Strauss Orchestra's next world tour.
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The average age of the combat soldier in Vietnam was 18
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Before she became a superstar, singing sensation Adele worked in the accounts department of a biscuit factory.
The chirpy cockney songstress dedicated one of her recordings to her stint in the credit control section. |
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The Earth is a Spinning Ball.
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The rock samples taken back from the moon by Mr Neil Armstrong have not got the same chemical compound as the missing rocks that were taken away from area 51 on the same month.
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My grandfather invented the 'Little nipper mouse trap' when he was a Little nipper as the house was overrun with the little buggers and his father couldn't catch them just throwing darts.
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You can see the Moon from the Great wall of China !
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Akabula is in fact Nicola Sturgeon
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Naomi Osaka doesn't have blonde hair.
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Theresa May is ready, willing and able to take Britain out of the EU on a no-deal basis if necessary.
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Julia Roberts is due to commence filming her new movie in January.
It is a biopic about a woman so obsessed with rock and pop that she would always have a music magazine by her bedside so she could read if she woke during the night. An studio insider has informed me that it will be entitled "Sleeping With The NME". |
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My local council has prevented me from calling my new coffee shop 'chinwags' because it may encourage violence towards the partners of footballers.
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A 32-stone passenger who was asked to purchase two seats for his flight from Manchester to Athens won a claim for compensation after the court heard that the budget airline allocated him one seat in row 24 and the other in row 31.
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The Gambling Commission have announced that online bookmakers may no longer restrict accounts just because someone wins. From 1st January 2019 all account restrictions must be removed, and bets accepted up to a liability of £300.
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i_agree_with_nick 25 Sep 18 22:59
Julia Roberts is due to commence filming her new movie in January. It is a biopic about a woman so obsessed with rock and pop that she would always have a music magazine by her bedside so she could read if she woke during the night. An studio insider has informed me that it will be entitled "Sleeping With The NME". ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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50 % of the Country think there is going to be another Brexit Vote
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Ooops Sorry That is a Fact
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Death Watch Beetles have been confirmed in Canterbury Cathedral.
The ceremony also confirmed 2 mice, a bullfrog and a collection of bats in the belfry. |
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Amongst the items recovered from Osama bin Laden's house in Abbottabad was a Ronan Keating Greatest Hits cd.
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The whole internet weighs about the same as a graprfuit
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grapefruit
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Arthur Harris and Hermann Göring were 2nd cousins.
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Post It Notes were, in fact, invented by Henry Ford.
They never really caught on due to his reluctance to offer a range of colours. |
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Legendary trainer Luca Cumani will have his final runner on Thursday,daughter Francesca is thought to be taking over the reins with Oli Bell working closely behind her.
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German women - good card players
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On the 3rd October 1952 Britain tested its first nuclear device on Canvey Island.
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