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Towards the end of his acting career, Peter Butterworth worked as a part-time sales assistant in the Uxbridge branch of Poundland.
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the mandela effect - pure ballz.
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Sir Winston Churchill was once a stunt double for Lassie in the movies.
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The lead singer of The Cult was Eamonn Andrew's love child.
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The Winky-Wanky bird is unique in having a tendon which connects his eyelids to his foreskin.
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England will one day in the future win the football world cup.
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Before he became conductor of the LSO, Andre Previn worked for seven years on the 73 bus out of Victoria.
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The phrase, "you can't have your cake and eat it" was originally coined by Marie Antoinette. (Although she would have said it in French.)
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alfred hitchcock was colour blind,a film crew member,switched crows with doves
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acquiesce12 is the archbishop of Canterbury.
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darwinist theory.... gullible peer pressure BS.
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Forum regular akabula who spends his time on here as a tartan tory and pretend pompous bigot
fan of the team formerly known as Rangers... is in fact world superstar and dance legend Michael Flatley. |
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I already knew that.
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If you put a thousand monkeys in a room all with a computer and gave them a thousand years then they wouldn't even write one line of a Shakespeare play, but if you took them all out of the room then there would be no more posts on the Chit Chat forum.
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Popular hoofer Anton Du Beke is currently on his third pair of feet, after his original pair were worn out from excessive dancing and his body rejected the first replacement set.
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During the reign of Emperor Vespasian, an acute shortage of nails led to the invention of super glue by a team of Roman scientists.
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Santa Claus is left handed but plays his golf with right handed clubs.
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Vicks Vapour Rub enhances the effects of the Ecstacy drug.
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Diana Ross and Michael Jackson were the same person.
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The moon is a cosmic afterthought, created by Cupid to provide a pre-coital topic of discussion for young lovers.
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In the Queens Speech of 1973, if you look at the top left hand of the screen at 1:28, you can see a brief two- fingered gesture. Later at 4:32, if you turn the volume up full you can just about hear a muffled argument, and then " look here you peasant, I'm the f***ing King".
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A conservative estimate states that each year approximately 20,000 “rent-a-Santas” acquire seasonal employment. “Rent-a-Santas” have to undergo seasonal training on how to maintain a jolly attitude under pressure from the public. They also receive practical advice, such as not accepting money from parents while children are looking and not eating garlic, onions, or brussels sprouts for lunch.
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It is a little-known fact that her Majesty retired aged 60 and is living on a croft in the Western Isles. A replica android was commissioned in great secrecy at the time from Silicon valley in order to prevent Charles's accession to the throne.
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Gail Kobe, who appeared in IRONSIDE and GUNSMOKE, founded a charity called Blizzard that helped people who were snowed-in by SNOW in northern regions of the USA and Canada...the charity aimed to provide free provisions and blankets, as well as batteries and free shovels and cheap hot drinks.
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And skis.
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God is real.
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The wall that Diane Abbott went to for her child, was the same wall against which the child was conceived.
Ironically it was also behind the same wall that the father hid, while being chased by the CSA. |
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astrology does not work
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My wifes tits weigh more than my sister in law as a whole.
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Vlad the impaler was a haemophiliac
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If you lock your average chit-chatter in a room with no food or drink and don't tell them when they might be let out ~ 98% of them will have gnawed through their right arm within 56 minutes
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^^ Or is that true?
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the pope smokes dope everyday
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sofiakenny doesn't blow his pet sheep everyday.
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skinto bought every george michael single,but would never buy the album
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Billy Joel is a Chit Chatter
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"I don't want clever conversation, I never want to work that hard" ******************************************************** Ronnie O'Sullivan is not the only snooker player nicknamed "Rocket". Neil Robertson also adopted the moniker after becoming a vegan. |