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Could somebody provide a brief synopsis of this thread please.

I feel I may have missed out on something and can't be arsed to read it.

Charlie, a summary:

Mrs Mansfield, known locally as Duckpond Doris, had a night out and didn't return home. Despite having a reputation of having seen more celing than Michelangelo, Mr Mansfield was upset that she didn't return home. When she eventually did, she gave some dubious account of events, where as the truth was she had been with local population boom cause 'Calvin', banging away like a back gate without a latch in a hurricane.

Following the post mortem in to these events, Mrs Mansfield, with her irritated mood being exasipated by the pain in her pelvis and sore labia took the step of moving out of the lovenest with Mr Mansfield. Mr Mansfield, with no grasp of self respect whatsoever (and amidst revelations he's a bit of a chubber and will struggle to pull another bird) is now pining for the monogamously challenged strumpet.

The story continues ......

ducks ate the bait dude

Thanks HRH ;)

So this is where 'Calvinator' came from ?

What about the ducks, how do they fit into this ?

big charlie, well worth reading the whole thread. some genius over the many pages.

hrh. brilliant as ever.

Charlie, a summary:

Mrs Mansfield, known locally as Duckpond Doris, had a night out and didn't return home. Despite having a reputation of having seen more celing than Michelangelo, Mr Mansfield was upset that she didn't return home. When she eventually did, she gave some dubious account of events, where as the truth was she had been with local population boom cause 'Calvin', banging away like a back gate without a latch in a hurricane.

Following the post mortem in to these events, Mrs Mansfield, with her irritated mood being exasipated by the pain in her pelvis and sore labia took the step of moving out of the lovenest with Mr Mansfield. Mr Mansfield, with no grasp of self respect whatsoever (and amidst revelations he's a bit of a chubber and will struggle to pull another bird) is now pining for the monogamously challenged strumpet.

The story continues ......


hit the nail on the head imo......

Just read entire thread. At start was very funny , then for some reason it made me sad. Around the time evski showed up , for some reason.

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edgewinder 16 Aug 14:40
or she may be thinking of just strapping the sofa bed to her back save time

That is quite plausible but more likely is that she was**over big Cal's sofa making mewling noises as he set her flaps on fire only to dowse the smouldering embers with gallons of man chowder.

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LOL @ neighbourino

:) Redrich

Ace

is she back yet?

Easter 1916 16 Aug 12:28


btw, mansfield women are very dirty in my experience.

mine too.thats why its better to watch her get boned and bone her mate as well.swapping is where it is at mate.get it done

Ive not read all this thread..what happened?

is it..man suspects gf/ gf has a plausible story end of ??

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