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braindead thread.
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Facts you are spot on.
Nobody has given a thought to the poor ducks. The shame of being fed by a woman walking like John Wayne, wearing some Calvins & carrying a sofa bed around the park could potentially send them quackers. |
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charwell you are spot on
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whats going on here please ?
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http://bp0.blogger.com/_JgqeBIFA25Q/Rpb9_EOwVdI/AAAAAAAAAhw/fWTNmN4lfhg/s400/calvinator.jpg
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his mrs foooked off with a gay biker ?
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1957: Asian flu killed two million people. Caused by a human form of the virus, H2N2, combining with a mutated strain found in wild ducks. The impact of the pandemic was minimised by rapid action by health authorities, who identified the virus, and made vaccine available speedily. The elderly were particularly vulnerable.
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Better not get your hand on these feckers then.
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Does it affect linux users or only windows?
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WHERE IS MANSFIELD???
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Just above Womansfield, doing all the work
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:)
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Bump, for Bamboo.
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bumping this should make toon's day if liverpool don't turn it round..
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do it for the kids and the ducks.
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is he still with his gf or did it come out that she had been rampaged thru by a number of other men :)
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she dumped him for some ducks
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23 pages of Total Bolox
Not once does he mention his kids that he started a thread today in the Footy Forum about xmas presents and having all the money for them on Liverpool. The blokes a total attention seeking Freak and must have serious personality problems..You know the Sort.. Stalkers weirdos etc. Mansfield Toon you a tool |
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8sid 16 Aug 12:28
Likely hood is she has had her nickers around her ankles while getting fingered against the pub wall. She then thought best text you and give a lame excuse and swicth off her phone. while going back for further kinky sex. when she gets home i price up her phone when switched on will have: more then half batter life as 1/5 fav unless if she has i phone 1/2 fav f-KIN BRILLINT HUMOUR...pmsl |
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ttt :-)
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ttt :-)
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ttt :-)
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:(
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Is "Feeding the ducks" a euphemism for w.anking. Bloke I worked with got laid off a few years ago, and we used to say wonder what he's doing these days. And the boss always said "feeding the ducks". Don't know if that was cos he was at home w.anking or was it a euphemism for being on the dole. ie. if you're on the dole you spend all day down the park feeding the ducks. i don't know.
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Ah this is the one. The thread of 2009. :)
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Only a matter of time before Andrew Lloyd Webber reads this and adapts it to become a west end smash and then hits the big screen imo.
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We should form the Chit Chat Publishing Company. There are half a dozen book-worthy threads kicking around. If we go into films, I'll cast the female roles. I know a bit about lorries.
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without a doubt, thread of 2009. sprinkled with genius all the way through......
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lol, BillKiller
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Breaking news,
Mrs mansfield is in amsterdam with her mates for tonights new years celebrations. Mr mansfield will be on here attention seeking whilst his mrs gets a proper doing over up the wrong un AGAIN ;-) |
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Count me in bill. The Eddie Stobart amateur dramatics company starts here.
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BillKiller 31 Dec 15:08
We should form the Chit Chat Publishing Company. There are half a dozen book-worthy threads kicking around. If we go into films, I'll cast the female roles. I know a bit about lorries. :^0 :^0 :^0 |
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Thanks folks....
Took me a while to find all the magic ingredients for a classic thread on here but think this one hits the nail on the head... ;) The Liverpool All in xmas present thread on football tho deserves an honourable mention surely? :^0 Have a great 2010, I'll be around to have plenty more banter |
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HRH The Lager Khan 16 Aug 13:09
Here she comes, walking like John Wayne after riding Pegasus all night :) |
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cheers mansfield...here's to 2010! :)
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Dear All,
fish or not, I've been reading this thread all day, and sadly it's the best laugh I've had in ages. HNY |
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have a quacking 2010!
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anothermorn, you have good taste, which is something money can't buy.
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