[b]HELLO[/b], good afternoon and welcome to my latest blog. I’ve been chilling in the home counties since I got back from my little trip to the Bahamas as both my castles in Scotland are currently being renovated in time for Hogmanay (I’ll be flying between each in my helicopter at various parts of the night just to make sure everyone’s being properly entertained. I’ve got some of the lads from the Bay City Rollers playing at one, and two – hopefully three – members of Runrig doing a couple of numbers at the other). My third castle – in Spain – is currently out of action largely due to the fact that large parts of it have had an attack of Verdigris and I’m having difficulties getting the right quality of obreros in. To ensure there'll be no unwelcome visitors, a small ...
[b]SO[/b] the sands of time are slipping away like nobody’s business. Once again, it seems like forever ago that I last treated you to one of my blogs and a lot has happened in my life since then. Being the addictive personality I am, I’ve attracted a load of followers through the various social media channels over the last few months while becoming addicted to a number of things myself – booze, drugs, women and ‘the high life’ being the chief four. I don’t count gambling and spying as addictions – they’re simply a means to an end. How else am I supposed to keep three Astons on the road and pay the heating bills on two castles in Scotland?
With my aforementioned Scottish hideaways in mind, there’s a fixture tonight that is worth a look if you fancy...
[b]HELLO,[/b] good morning & welcome to my latest blog.
Yes, it's been a while, but you know how it is. I've been ducking and diving more than a bathysphere lately so haven't had time to share my wisdom with you all. Nevertheless, I hope this note reaches you well.
I was lucky enough to be invited to a posh Christmas bash the other day. It was held in the grounds of my old Eton chum Bert Tottington-Smith’s mansion in the home counties. I can’t reveal the exact location as I’m under a non-disclosure agreement, but if you type ‘big, posh houses in the south of England’ into google you’ll get some idea of how grandiose it is.
Put it this way, the marquee in the front lawn was bigger than an average circus tent. There were loads of monied people there and to be honest ...
[b]HELLO[/b], good evening and welcome to my latest blog. I don’t know if any of you have ever played any football management games, but to sum them up they’re just like women. They beckon you in with the prospect of a more exciting life, you become addicted to them, you enjoy a few highs and lows (as opposed to kitchen table mediocrity), then they dump you on your backside just when you think you’ve sussed them out. Besides, once you’ve managed Crawley Town to the European Champions League final (I have the screenshots to prove it), the only way is down.
I digress. My local cricket combo, Lancashire, have just achieved promotion back up to the top division of English cricket. When they finally got their winning runs, the crowd of 23 (two umpires, the groundsman, 18 members of...
[b]HELLO,[/b] good afternoon and welcome to my latest blog. Once again, apologies for the sporadic nature of my posts, but my life has been as unpredictable as the British weather of late. I had to spend a week holed up in Monaco recently as a good friend of mine who owed me a favour invited me over to his mansion with a view to spending a bit of time at the Monte Carlo casino.
He reckons I bring him luck, so I didn’t need much persuasion to hop on a plane and join him for a few sessions on the roulette tables. [b]After three quarters of an hour I’d accumulated enough chips to give Harry Ramsden a run for his money,[/b] so we spent the rest of the week variously living it up in La Note Bleue, sunbathing on Larvotto beach and chilling on one of my friend’s yachts moored at Monte...
[b]HELLO[/b], good afternoon & welcome to my latest instalment of punting advice. You'll notice that I've not been blogging as much lately. This is largely due to Grouse Season being in full swing and my penchant for getting out in the cold and doing a bit of shooting. I do of course love a bit of roast grouse in the autumn too, served with bacon, blackberries and roast pumpkin in a rich garlic suace. Fills the belly and keeps the vampires away at a stroke. What's not to like?
[b]P is for points[/b]
All betting banks are composed of points, which are effectively a substitute for money, but simplified into 1-100, regardless of how much or little your bets are. Betting bank points are, therefore, percentage points and when a tipster recommends you place one point on a particular...
[b]HELLO[/b], good afternoon & welcome to my blog. Just a quick update on the 1.1-2.0 challenge for you all. Gael Monfils came through his tennis match earlier safe & sound for a nice, easy 16 per cent ROI. Congrats to everyone who followed the tip. A recommendation in the region of 1.2 will follow later this week as we move through the gears up to 2.0.
Good luck & happy punting!
[b]Remember: she who slags off successful systems stays skint[/b]
[b]HELLO[/b], good evening and welcome to my blog. I’ll cut to the chase as, in the words of my cousin Jack Bauer, we haven’t got much time. The “lay the bookies’ window” system is ready for its third outing this evening, with the match in question being Switzerland U-21s v Spain U-21s. I spotted a branch of Will Hill offering 13/2 (7.5) about a 2-0 win for Spain. There’s a good reason for this.
It won’t finish 2-0 to Spain.
Lay, lay, lay followers to complete your hat-trick of “lay the bookies’ window” system bets.
At the time of writing, you could still lay the above score on here for 8.0.
Good luck & happy punting!
Remember: Stick to the system and the money will stick to you
[b]HELLO[/b], good afternoon and welcome to my blog. I mentioned Michael Llodra the other night as a sure-fire winner in the second round at Wimbledon and he duly came up trumps, defeating Brazilian Ricardo Mello in four sets. His next opponent is the Taiwanese 27-year-old Yen-Hsun Lu. No disrespect to his overall career record, but in recent times Lu has shone about as bright as Iceland in December. Back Llodra here for a nice easy 46 per cent return on your investment, then treat yourself to a bowl of strawbs and cream washed down with a little glass of champers.
The Frenchman is the proud owner of one of the tournament’s most consistent first serves and one of the most pleasing left-handed backhand techniques seen in the modern game. He’ll come through this test comfortably although...
[b]HELLO[/b], good morning and welcome to my blog. I’m not recommending a system bet today (although at 5/7 and 2/2 respectively we’re doing okay so far), but I am offering you all the chance of some seriously easy money.
This morning’s Vissel Kobe v Avispa Fukuoka fixture in the J-League is the match in question. While the home side are not exactly an all-time Brazil XI on difficulty level 5, the away team would struggle to give my Subbuteo team a game - and I’ve not even glued them all back to their bases.
[b]Take a look at the recent form of the two sides and the odds offered for a home win are ludicrously high.[/b]
Vissel Kobe have won two, drawn two and lost one of their last five. Avispa Fukuoka, however, have lost all five.
Avispa Fukuokup, more like.