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Report Reged March 21, 2023 5:39 PM GMT
POS CHG  FORM    NAME                        SELECTION                      RESULT       +/-       TOTAL
1▲       00012-d petemac (3)                Paddy's Poem - 2.25 Plump      1st 9/2      4.50      £14.00
2▲   +1  31311-1 Theresa Croude              Bachasson - 4.50 Clon          1st 4/7      0.57       £7.71
3▲   -1  2d022-1 SPYOFJACKDAWSCASTLE (2)    Whatsdastory - 3.15 MktR        2nd        -1.00       £6.78
4▲       dd100-d lux (5)                    Pump It Up - 4.45 Plump        3rd        -1.00       £5.00
5▲       21200-0 nawshan (2)                Bois De Clamart - 4.50 Clon    Lost      -1.00       £3.83
6       101d0-1 dukeofpuke (2)              Sublime Heights - 3.35 Plump    2nd        -1.00       £3.48
7       0d2d0-1 Box Of Frogs (3)            Sageburg County - 2.40 MktR    2nd        -1.00       £2.00
8       33ddd-1 hulk23 (5)                  No Selection                              -1.00       £1.50
9   +1  20031-0 Justin Time                Springwell Bay - 2.15 Weth      1st 1/4      0.25      -£1.86
10   -1  11210-3 Aquarius                    Trapista - 2.50 Weth            Lost      -1.00      -£2.66
11       1d30d-d six_six_six (5)            No Selection                                0.00      -£3.68
12       0000123 tictacman1                  Theyseekhimthere - 5.10 Weth    Lost      -1.00      -£5.00
13       20210-d Moose (3)                  Jupiter Allen - 2.05 MktR      3rd        -1.00      -£5.83
14   +6  0000200 swift-tuttle (2)            Tommie Beau - 3.35 Plump        1st 5/1      5.00      -£6.83
15   -1  00ddd-d Bumpertojumper (5)          No Selection                              -1.00      -£7.50
16       0300d-3 bluebook (4)                No Selection                                0.00      -£8.00
17   -2  d2000-0 Wonder Boy (1)              Rumble B - 4.35 Weth            2nd        -1.00      -£8.50
18   -1  d2dd0-2 Whippin Piccadilly (5)      Mr Hope Street - 5.10 Weth      Lost      -1.00    -£10.38
19       2d32032 scissors (3)                No Selection                                0.00    -£10.39
20   -2  0d3d0-3 Indelicato (3)              Contre Ordre - 2.50 Weth        Lost      -1.00    -£10.75
21       30220-3 GLASGOWCALLING (3)          No Selection                                0.00    -£12.00
22       0000d-0 top2rated (5)              Shean Glory - 3.40 Clon        Lost      -1.00    -£13.00
23       0002032 MOB                        Moirai - 2.05 MktR              Lost      -1.00    -£14.81
24   +1  20002-d hong kong fooey (2)        No Selection                                0.00    -£16.00
25   -1  20000-0 undecided                  Yesnosorry - 4.45 Plump        2nd        -1.00    -£17.00
26       00000-0 SkintofGreatYarmouth        No starting post                Lost      -1.00    -£18.00
                REDROB                      RETIRED                                                   
                yeahyeahwhatever            RETIRED                                                   


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Report Reged March 21, 2023 5:45 PM GMT
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Our esteemed settler swift-tuttle came back to life after a shortish drought. He earned 5/1 on Tommie Beau  to climb to 14th. Cool

Up top, our leader petemac answered his chasers with Paddy's Poem  at 9/2 to create a decent distance to his chasers. Poetry in motion you might say. Grin  Theresa Croude nipped up to second with a fourth-in-a-row shortie, while another odds-on slipped stablemate Justin Time up to ninth. Happy

Best of luck Wednesday. Excited
Report petemac March 21, 2023 5:59 PM GMT
a poem to go with my winning nap Grin

Paddy And Mick At The Cheltenham Festival

It’s like Christmas and your birthday
All rolled into one
The atmosphere at Prestbury Park
Is second to none

Heading for the terminal
For the ferries and the flights
Will the last man leaving Ireland
Please turn out the lights

Mick Moloney and Paddy Murphy
At their usual B & B
They’ve never missed a Gold Cup
Since Bregawn in Eighty Three

Mick spills a yarn ‘bout his youthful sins
All his Colleens in Killarney
He was Jack the lad way back then
Before he married Fanny Carney

They’re staying at O’Flanagan’s
Where the brekky is a good ‘un
Sausage, bacon, egg and beans
Mushrooms and black pudding

The festival gets underway
The excitement’s at high pitch
Sixty thousand hopeful punters
Dreaming of getting rich

Paddy pulls out a monkey
‘On the nose’ at three to one
Come on my son, come on, come on!
****! there it was....all gone

It couldn’t have been much closer
Just beaten by a nose
Ah, what the feck! Paddy cursed
That’s just the way it goes

The Racing Post in one hand
A pint of black stuff in the other
With just one winner at short odds
They’re desperate for another

Day two, four losers on the belt
Mick was two grand down already
“**** or bust in the next” he said
I’ve got a tip off me Uncle Freddie

It turned into the Irish banker
It won by 15 lengths or more
Backed by every man and his dog
Judged by the Cheltenham roar

Thursday was St Patrick’s day
Sausages sizzling on the griddle
Those Irish eyes are smiling
The girls playing on their fiddles

A stag party from County Mayo
Singing foul mouthed Irish ditties
Dressed up as tarts in fancy dress
Tights, blonde wigs and fake titties

In the Guinness grandstand
The Band is playing “Whiskey in the jar”
Mick’s flat out on his arse again
Paddy’s queuing at the bar

They drew a blank on Paddy’s day
But were too drunk to feel the pain
To Van the man’s “I’ll Tell Me Ma”
They were Irish dancing in the rain

A spicy hot Jalapeños Burger
Had poor Mick rushing to the traps
It cut through him like a dose of salts
He almost filled his cacks

Trying to take a midnight shower
He fell through the shower curtain
Squirming on the bathroom floor
His drinking arm was hurting

Paddy never heard a thing
Himself in a Guinness coma
Snoring and a-farting
The drunken man’s aroma

Friday was the Gold Cup
Paddy had winners all the way
He even cracked the place-pot
For a lucrative final day

Mick’s bad luck continued
He’d lost all his overdraft
He subbed Paddy for his ferry fare
Said“ hey mate we’ve had a laugh”

He texted Fanny from the ferry
Said “he had bad news to bring”
I’ll be taking time off work next week
As my right arm is in a sling

The stag do was still going strong
Singing “The Fields Of Athenry “
For sure, for sure they’ll return next year
To drink the pubs of Cheltenham dry

As the ferry pulled into Dublin
Again Mick’s guts were feeling iffy
If the missus sees his bank statement
He’s gonna end up in the Liffey

Big Fanny with her muscles clenched
A rolling pin held in her hand
“Let’s not fall out over a few bob” he said
She replied “ it’s eleven feckin grand”

Michael.... you Feckless Eejit !
We have the bailiff on our trail
Pray to God I’m gonna kill ya
I’ll be much better off in jail
Report dukeofpuke March 21, 2023 6:15 PM GMT
Nothing for Wednesday
Report tictacman1 March 21, 2023 8:19 PM GMT
Applaus - 15:35 Haydock

Many thanks Reged
Report hong kong fooey March 21, 2023 9:49 PM GMT
Nowt for me Reged.
Report hong kong fooey March 21, 2023 9:51 PM GMT
Well done again Pete. Glad we arnt playing for  £1 a point.Wink
Report hulk23 March 22, 2023 1:11 AM GMT
Ballybeg Boss (IRE) - 13:50 Haydock
Wed 22 Mar 1m7f Mdn Hrd
Report scissors March 22, 2023 5:01 AM GMT
One Fine Man  -  5:20 Hayd.
Thank you Rdgee
Report Aquarius March 22, 2023 9:04 AM GMT
Ned Tanner - 2.25 Haydock
Report MOB March 22, 2023 9:36 AM GMT
Houi Cherie - 2.05 Ffos Las
Report top2rated March 22, 2023 10:20 AM GMT
Mr Muldoon - 3.35 Hay

Thanks.
Report nawshan March 22, 2023 10:36 AM GMT
Hasty Brook 3.35 Haydock

Thanks
Report Reged March 22, 2023 10:39 AM GMT
Luvvit pete Laugh
Report Reged March 22, 2023 10:44 AM GMT
Wonder Boy
Bannow Bay Boy - 1.30 Ffos Las
Report Reged March 22, 2023 10:46 AM GMT
Spyofjackdawscastle

Alnadam 3.35 Haydock

Thanks
Report lux March 22, 2023 11:48 AM GMT
shanty alley - 4.10 haydock

cheers
Report swift-tuttle March 22, 2023 11:53 AM GMT
Jolly Nellerie - 3.00 Haydock
Thanks Reged
Report bluebook March 22, 2023 12:00 PM GMT
JOHN BETJEMAN 1:30 Ffos Las

Cheers Reged.
Report GLASGOWCALLING March 22, 2023 12:04 PM GMT
Puddlesinthepark. - 5-0 Ffos Las.

Ta.
Report Knight Commander March 22, 2023 12:22 PM GMT
Justin Time
Your Own Story - 4.10 Haydock

Theresa Croude
Fourofakind - 1.50 Haydock

Thanks.
Report Reged March 22, 2023 12:40 PM GMT
Indelicato

Heva Rose - 5.10 Warwick

Box Of Frogs

Eros - 2.50 Warwick
Report undecided March 22, 2023 2:43 PM GMT
Tequila Blaze - 5.0 Ffos

cheers
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