DIVISION 3 WEDNESDAY MARCH 22

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1▲		00012-d	petemac (3)	Paddy's Poem - 2.25 Plump	1st 9/2	4.50	£14.00
2▲	+1	31311-1	Theresa Croude	Bachasson - 4.50 Clon	1st 4/7	0.57	£7.71
3▲	-1	2d022-1	SPYOFJACKDAWSCASTLE (2)	Whatsdastory - 3.15 MktR	2nd	-1.00	£6.78
4▲		dd100-d	lux (5)	Pump It Up - 4.45 Plump	3rd	-1.00	£5.00
5▲		21200-0	nawshan (2)	Bois De Clamart - 4.50 Clon	Lost	-1.00	£3.83
6		101d0-1	dukeofpuke (2)	Sublime Heights - 3.35 Plump	2nd	-1.00	£3.48
7		0d2d0-1	Box Of Frogs (3)	Sageburg County - 2.40 MktR	2nd	-1.00	£2.00
8		33ddd-1	hulk23 (5)	No Selection		-1.00	£1.50
9	+1	20031-0	Justin Time	Springwell Bay - 2.15 Weth	1st 1/4	0.25	-£1.86
10	-1	11210-3	Aquarius	Trapista - 2.50 Weth	Lost	-1.00	-£2.66
11		1d30d-d	six_six_six (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£3.68
12		0000123	tictacman1	Theyseekhimthere - 5.10 Weth	Lost	-1.00	-£5.00
13		20210-d	Moose (3)	Jupiter Allen - 2.05 MktR	3rd	-1.00	-£5.83
14	+6	0000200	swift-tuttle (2)	Tommie Beau - 3.35 Plump	1st 5/1	5.00	-£6.83
15	-1	00ddd-d	Bumpertojumper (5)	No Selection		-1.00	-£7.50
16		0300d-3	bluebook (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£8.00
17	-2	d2000-0	Wonder Boy (1)	Rumble B - 4.35 Weth	2nd	-1.00	-£8.50
18	-1	d2dd0-2	Whippin Piccadilly (5)	Mr Hope Street - 5.10 Weth	Lost	-1.00	-£10.38
19		2d32032	scissors (3)	No Selection		0.00	-£10.39
20	-2	0d3d0-3	Indelicato (3)	Contre Ordre - 2.50 Weth	Lost	-1.00	-£10.75
21		30220-3	GLASGOWCALLING (3)	No Selection		0.00	-£12.00
22		0000d-0	top2rated (5)	Shean Glory - 3.40 Clon	Lost	-1.00	-£13.00
23		0002032	MOB	Moirai - 2.05 MktR	Lost	-1.00	-£14.81
24	+1	20002-d	hong kong fooey (2)	No Selection		0.00	-£16.00
25	-1	20000-0	undecided	Yesnosorry - 4.45 Plump	2nd	-1.00	-£17.00
26		00000-0	SkintofGreatYarmouth	No starting post	Lost	-1.00	-£18.00
			REDROB	RETIRED
			yeahyeahwhatever	RETIRED

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a poem to go with my winning nap

Paddy And Mick At The Cheltenham Festival

It’s like Christmas and your birthday
All rolled into one
The atmosphere at Prestbury Park
Is second to none

Heading for the terminal
For the ferries and the flights
Will the last man leaving Ireland
Please turn out the lights

Mick Moloney and Paddy Murphy
At their usual B & B
They’ve never missed a Gold Cup
Since Bregawn in Eighty Three

Mick spills a yarn ‘bout his youthful sins
All his Colleens in Killarney
He was Jack the lad way back then
Before he married Fanny Carney

They’re staying at O’Flanagan’s
Where the brekky is a good ‘un
Sausage, bacon, egg and beans
Mushrooms and black pudding

The festival gets underway
The excitement’s at high pitch
Sixty thousand hopeful punters
Dreaming of getting rich

Paddy pulls out a monkey
‘On the nose’ at three to one
Come on my son, come on, come on!
****! there it was....all gone

It couldn’t have been much closer
Just beaten by a nose
Ah, what the feck! Paddy cursed
That’s just the way it goes

The Racing Post in one hand
A pint of black stuff in the other
With just one winner at short odds
They’re desperate for another

Day two, four losers on the belt
Mick was two grand down already
“**** or bust in the next” he said
I’ve got a tip off me Uncle Freddie

It turned into the Irish banker
It won by 15 lengths or more
Backed by every man and his dog
Judged by the Cheltenham roar

Thursday was St Patrick’s day
Sausages sizzling on the griddle
Those Irish eyes are smiling
The girls playing on their fiddles

A stag party from County Mayo
Singing foul mouthed Irish ditties
Dressed up as tarts in fancy dress
Tights, blonde wigs and fake titties

In the Guinness grandstand
The Band is playing “Whiskey in the jar”
Mick’s flat out on his arse again
Paddy’s queuing at the bar

They drew a blank on Paddy’s day
But were too drunk to feel the pain
To Van the man’s “I’ll Tell Me Ma”
They were Irish dancing in the rain

A spicy hot Jalapeños Burger
Had poor Mick rushing to the traps
It cut through him like a dose of salts
He almost filled his cacks

Trying to take a midnight shower
He fell through the shower curtain
Squirming on the bathroom floor
His drinking arm was hurting

Paddy never heard a thing
Himself in a Guinness coma
Snoring and a-farting
The drunken man’s aroma

Friday was the Gold Cup
Paddy had winners all the way
He even cracked the place-pot
For a lucrative final day

Mick’s bad luck continued
He’d lost all his overdraft
He subbed Paddy for his ferry fare
Said“ hey mate we’ve had a laugh”

He texted Fanny from the ferry
Said “he had bad news to bring”
I’ll be taking time off work next week
As my right arm is in a sling

The stag do was still going strong
Singing “The Fields Of Athenry “
For sure, for sure they’ll return next year
To drink the pubs of Cheltenham dry

As the ferry pulled into Dublin
Again Mick’s guts were feeling iffy
If the missus sees his bank statement
He’s gonna end up in the Liffey

Big Fanny with her muscles clenched
A rolling pin held in her hand
“Let’s not fall out over a few bob” he said
She replied “ it’s eleven feckin grand”

Michael.... you Feckless Eejit !
We have the bailiff on our trail
Pray to God I’m gonna kill ya
I’ll be much better off in jail

Applaus - 15:35 Haydock

Many thanks Reged

Well done again Pete. Glad we arnt playing for  £1 a point.

One Fine Man  -  5:20 Hayd.
Thank you Rdgee

Houi Cherie - 2.05 Ffos Las

Hasty Brook 3.35 Haydock

Thanks

Wonder Boy
Bannow Bay Boy - 1.30 Ffos Las

shanty alley - 4.10 haydock

cheers

JOHN BETJEMAN 1:30 Ffos Las

Cheers Reged.

Justin Time
Your Own Story - 4.10 Haydock

Theresa Croude
Fourofakind - 1.50 Haydock

Thanks.

Tequila Blaze - 5.0 Ffos

cheers