Mission accomplished and I am now back at base. All the GB courses covered in a year. It was often a delight but on occasions it was a chore. However what a great track to finish off the proceedings. This is a really special place and the redevelopment is fantastic. This was the first time I had had the chance to wander around and have a bit of a close look and I have to say this place is brilliant in most respects. There are a couple of niggles I will go into but it puts Ascot right up there on the shortlist for top southern track. I have one big plus to say and that for the price this was simply very good value for money. Compare £22 including racecard here to £22 at Bangor a couple of days earlier and it doesn’t take the sharpest of odds compilers to see where the relative value is.
I have been here on many occasions including several times for the Royal meeting. The race which I think of as my highpoint of visits here is back in October 1983. It was a qualifier for The Haig Whisky Novices Hurdle Series over two miles. The winner was trained by David Elsworth and ridden by Colin Brown. The gelding had the unpromising form figures as a juvenile of F020 and this was his seasonal reappearance. The form summary said; ‘Possibly unsuited by heavy ground and well Behind Destiny Bay at Newbury last March’. It was the great desert Orchid’s first victory. The sponsors in those far off days included tobacco company Imperial. How times change. How long before alcohol goes the same way.
So what of today’s visit. Well what is it all about banning these Helium Ballons which is written larg and prominently on the ascotracecourse website? For the sake of accuracy I reproduce in its entirety. The Royal Ascot Helium Balloon Policy no less as it is grandly entitled.
'Racegoers are not permitted to bring helium balloons into the racecourse. Helium balloons, if in close proximity to horses or to the racing, can distract the horse or ‘spook’ them. This could have an impact on crowd safety if it happened in the Parade Ring and could change the outcome of a race if it occurred close to the track.
If you have booked a hospitality venue or box for the day, celebration balloons can be pre-ordered with your booking or catering order. The balloons are not permitted to leave the facility.
Should customers arrive with a balloon at the turnstiles it will be taken away by a member of Ascot staff and stored in the racecourse offices. Racegoers may collect the balloon at the end of racing from the Main Racecourse Reception.'
I thought it might just be drunken revellers sucking the gas into their lungs and then trying to sound like Speedy Gonzales leading to the spectavle of seeing their crippled bodies and contorted features as they twitch in spasms of grunting laughter like astronauts cut adrift in space opening their helmets for one last scream.
Also Santa, what’s that all that about on a school day when the place is populated with early darters on the last weekend before the festivities kick in. Now I’m not adverse to supporting the big lie that is Father Christmas as a means of bullying adrenaline filled seven year old fresh from the money making scam which is wobbling out their milk teeth for financial gain. But if you’re going to have a Santa he’s got to be fat, he’s got to be jolly and he has got to resist saying that he is not on tomorrow but another Santa is. Especially in these financially constrained days the last things a racegoer who has just seen Hazy Tom get stuffed is for someone selling Big Issue to request purchase when clearly freezing their proverbials off and you haven’t got much more than the price of a pint left in your pocket, a pack of drunken filing clerks from the local council office meandering their way towards you resplendent with helium balloons liberated from the gatekeepers hut and least of all fecking red coated a la coca cola fat gutted guttural chortling Santas imploring you to have a Merry Christmas whilst jangling a bucket in which he is suggesting that you might wish to deposit any shrapnel into for some obscure charity.
Scran looked good. However I have a much better plan for Ascot racing. There is a brilliant cafe called Ascot’s about 100 metres from the main gate. You can get a first class full breakfast for a few quid. It has a great atmosphere and trust me on this one you will not even think about getting anything else to eat or drink that day. You can thus settle on the important stuff of the racing. You have got to try it.
Grandstands; The massive new one at Ascot is absolutely brilliant. I have heard it mentioned in disparaging tones in the press and on websites. However I have to tell you that I reckon it is brilliant. There is plenty of room, the armchairs are proper sink right up to chest comfort, there are plenty of bars, restaurants and it doesn’t feel like you’ve just walked into a betting shop (yes Ayr I mean you). I have heard it referred to as an airport terminal lacking any atmosphere at. Forget all that tosh, this is by far the best facilities anywhere in GB. You can get to the paddock, the viewing steps, the winners enclosure easily. The view from the premium balcony of the course is absolutely fantastic. There are some things I am not keen about at Ascot. However the fundamentals of view, racing and price this track is clearly the best.
Water Feature, from my eyrie high up in the stands I spied the lake in the centre of the track. It looks not too bad really but it does not dominate the way it does at Catterick, it is not a feature as it is at Folkestone, it is not landscaped at it is at Fakenham and there isn’t a fountain to be seen as it is at Kempton. Therefore Ascot is not in the running for the award.
The Paddock is a decent size with good viewing steps and access to the stands. But there was no tree to be seen. I am sure tea was nice as well but didn’t have any so cannot comment.
Communication was not quite as good as I would have hoped really. Nowhere near as good as Bangor and I think the racing public could do with the sort of after race interviews which I have heard at some of the gaffs. In this respect they just seem to try that much harder. The racecard was £3 but at least it was formatted more like a football programme. However if you look at what you get for that price in that game you begin to see that these things are a complete ripoff in this game. The prelim tells us some stunning bits of insight eg grade 2 events are only one step from the top, thanks for that. The staged photo for Imagine your event at Ascot shows an interloper at a black tie event about to be outed by a vivacious bird who is thankfully tethered to her chair by jewel incrusted handcuffs.
Entrance to the course is very modern and very grand. You cannot fail to be impressed . Artefacts are around in the entrance there were some of these warhorse things, there is the very impressive statue of the great flat horse Yeats and there is the less than flattering one of Frankie which looks like he has encountered a scorpion whilst on the crapper. Architecture is modern and fresh but I would have liked to see some of the old stuff woven in. There may be some examples of such however I couldn’t find them.
No one can go away from Ascot considering whether the deferential patronage central to the British social system is a quaint anachronism or a flaw stifling the people. Ascot particularly during the royal meeting is a microcosm of the nation. The exclusion and the gatekeepers all designed to separate the sub tribes would be humourous if not an impediment to the development of this state. Writing now in 2009 my views would not have changed from that overcast and showery day in the early nineteen nineties. A recent television programme charting the pivotal year in English history 1066 makes a suitable precursor for why we are as we are. From the Romans onwards the method of plunder by victorious invaders was not the systematic ethnic cleansing of the celts but a garrison process and regional administration sending back harvested resources from this attractive wet green rock. The Saxons followed a similar path and in fact DNA of the average Brit today would find a total or sizable influence of celtic and especially Welsh blood in Englishmen. In other words we have since the Romans drove out the Celts into Wales and Cornwall whilst pushing the Picts into Scotland we have been managed by a small ruling elite. The English mentality encourages the authoritarian leader particularly if this position is by slight of birth rather than a democratic or even a military putsh. It is likely and evidenced that the country has a series of cultures. The dominant English culture of process and patronage clashes with the more underground anarchic and fluid. My experience has been that the former are likely to be from saxon roots and the later from celtic roots. Hence the forces for change tend to come from areas with heavy celtic influence such as Liverpool, Glasgow and Cardiff whilst the complicit south tends to be support the forces of inertia.
Racing
Race 1 was a maiden hurdle over 2m6 at class 3 level. It was run at a moderate pace which was sensible given that these were inexperienced horses running in quite deep ground. It was won by debutante Hadrians Approach who was patiently ridden by Barry Geraghty but was very green and idled when had race in the bag edging into the runner up a bit. There was an enquiry and it concluded that this had not affected the placing which was the correct decision. However this is clearly a hurdler of promise and can be expected to do better with time. He is from the same family as Feathered Gale, Approaching and Adamant Approach so coupled with clear ability shown today is a positive. The second home was Fighting Flynn who benefited from his previous fair fourth at Lingfield to improve on that today. Was hampered a bit heading home but you always felt that the winner had his head in front on merit at the end. This was another step up and must be in with a chance next run. Came with every chance heading around the final bend stayed on OK. Of the rest the second favourite Arbeo is worth a few seconds pondering as looked on the book to have a fair chance but was mid division until weakening four out not appearing to either like the ground or stay the trip. My view on the basis of his form being fine in the mud is that 2m4 is his maximum trip and he didn’t appear to stay this trip today. He does not merit a negative on the basis of this run as can open hurdling account over shorter. One to note from behind this lot was Winning Habit who is closely related to staying chaser Big Fella Thanks. He was not given a hard ride at all and could be seen staying on through the beaten horses looking like the exercise had not taken much out of him. Stayed this fine and a three mile maiden is well within his scope I would have thought.
Race 2 was a class 4 handicap chase for novices over 2m1. This was a particularly uninspiring lot on the basis that they were pretty novice in their recent form and therefore the chances of mistakes etc was very high even for this type of race which is usually well worth avoiding. It was won by All For Free who fairly scooted clear from two out and looked relatively impressive in doing so. However none of these jumped well with the winner probably jumping the best of the lot. This was the first time he had not thrown in a few major errors as previous three chases had been littered with mistakes. Second home was Cheney Manor who was having first ever effort over fences and seems to be better suited to them than hurdles. Having said that his hurdling is particularly moderate and quite how the assessor determined the 115 mark on the basis of some very remote finishes is beyond me. Still sure to stick to the bigger obstacles I would have thought. The rest all put in more errors than is reasonable to expect novices to do. Celtic Wish (jumped out to the left and was not really fluent), Scoter Fontaine (succumbed and not before time when managed to dislodge jockey 3 out), I Can Run Can You (not fluent), Osmisia (jumped several poorly), Border Station (jumped awkwardly throughout) and Drumlang (was never fluent). No positives from this one.
Race 3 was the Grade 2 novice hurdle Kennel Gate over two miles. This race has a great history with winners including Deep Purple, Medermit and the great unfulfilled talent that was Sun Alliance winner Monsignor. So the winner of this needs to be taken very seriously and we had at least two very interesting competitors in this race today. First off and this is no excuse for the beaten favourite I think the positioning of the chase/hurdle course dividing rail off the final bend led to some problems today as it looked difficult to find the line off the bend and hold the rail. Perhaps there could have been a taper off the main running rail for this race? Anyway it was won in great style by Molotof who was battling hard and looked to have the race in the bag when splayed his legs like Bambi over the last losing loads of momentum but quickly got himself back on an even keel then reasserted for a victory distance of a length sand a half. I was impressed in general with his hurdling but it was his attitude plus pace which marks him down as one to follow. He won The Newton novice hurdle which is listed status previous run at Haydock. He did compete for the Triumph last season with little effect and therefore it could be argued that he is unproven at Cheltenham, In fact it could be that he is unsuited to it. Alternatively he may have been too immature as a juvenile. My guess is that he had run very well in The Adonis beforehand and that he is much more at home going right handed and/or on flat tracks. He is a positive but on conditions that suit. Second home was Peckhamecho who was the one who missed the optimum racing line coming into the straight and caused a bit of bumping. He rode that well and battled on gamely. Although not of the same class as the two principles I think that this race showed he is a thoroughly genuine type and has a good hurdling technique for a novice despite fiddling the last a bit. I have him as a positive as well coming out of the race particularly if still racing off 135 as I would think there is a good handicap on a flat galloping track to be had. The third home was the odds on favourite Hazy Tom who came here with very nice form. However he failed to sparkle today having every chance in the straight. He reached for a couple of hurdles and was a bit hampered by Peckhamecho’s junking into the straight. However the defeat cannot be laid at that door. It might have been the ground it might have been going right handed for the first time or it might be that he was not up to the class of the other two on the day. I think it might be the latter but I will not mark him down as a negative on the basis of this one modest run. None of the others disgraced themselves including Binend who fell two out when looking likely to finish fourth he one to keep a bit of an eye on for the future is likely to be Nazreef. He showed a much improved effort in comparison to his debut and I would not be surprised if he won next time up so I have him as a positive as this was a nice race. He was fair on the flat rated 97 on the sand so no slouch. As is improving I think we could see him win.
Race 4 was The Noel Novice Chase over 2m3 set at grade 2 level. Although this looks a very high class race the history of winners has not been outstanding for whatever reason so be guarded as to the form level. It was won with a return to form by previous high quality Triumph winner and third in the Champion Hurdle Zaynar who put in a bolt jumping front running effort. He only put in a couple of hairy jumps and for a novice this was a very good run. I know he is a decent sort and that he had plenty of pace as a hurdler but I cannot get carried away with this one as I am not convinced this was a stiff test for the grade. Thus treat with caution. I am therefore loath to do it but because I think he will be chalked up shorter than he deserves for this run I am going to put him down as a negative. Second home was Kumeshwar who made a few errors and was held up. Was staying on well at the end without ever looking like a threat. Not a bad run for a four year old to be fair and he has plenty of pace as was second in this year’s Anniversary Hurdle at Aintree. Third was Frascati Park who was bought wide and lacked real fluency. He looked like finishing second but was at best one pace heading home. I was not that keen on his jumping I thought it was a bit too steady for me. Yet had looked the part in two moderate events at Carlisle. Fourth home was previously decent hurdler Michael Phips who was yet another to fail to impress with jumping technique. Won the Lanzarote last year so might well prefer Kempton’s tight course. Chablais jumped scarily. Pacha De Polder had jumped markedly to his right on previous race. However I thought in general he jumped the consistently of the lot today. However it looked more like a straightening school than a balls out effort and a couple of minor errors let to him being bought home in his own time.
Race 5 was a class 3 handicap hurdle over 2m6. There was a substantial gamble on the winner Our Father who went off at around 11/8 which for an 18 runner event is plenty short enough. Timmy Murphy rode a patient and well timed ride today and he won with any amount in hand looking sure to follow up with another similar event. He looked quite classy to be honest and could step up to run well in graded class. This was only his fourth hurdle race he raced off 129 and I am sure he can win off a least another 7lbs. As a consequence of this it is really difficult to rate the others. Second home Shoreacres ran very well and would have walked this if it wasn’t for catching a tartar today. He wasn’t bad in the past including a fourth in the champion bumper, good run in the Supreme when 12l behind Go Native who was one of the better winners of that race but was then campaigned over the fences with less luck. He is off 127 and it might be that the assessor has to peg the winner to justify giving this one a fair crack of the whip. The comments in the Racing Post suggest a more strenuously fought final furlong. My view was that the jockeys had accepted the result a furlong out. Shule Royale who I had thought ran well in good novice at Stratford in October ran well today to be a decent third. He made a hash of a couple and is still learning. I thought he stayed on well suggesting that he should have a pop at three miles. He should stay as there is plenty of stamina in the family including a Welsh National winner.
Race 6 was a listed bumper over two miles. The winner was the excellently bred for the game Shutthefrontdoor. The race was run at a fair pace but typical of bumpers these days ended up as a half mile sprint. However I think the form will hold up well. Could this be a champion bumper winner in the waiting? I would not be in the least bit shocked and as such he is a big positive from me especially once jumping a fence / timber. For me in this game you cannot go far wrong with an Accordian / Strong Gale mare link. Whatever he does in bumpers this could be a real top class one for the future. Second home was the 6/4 favouritte Claret Cloak who looked to have the race in the bag two furlongs out when the winner whooshed by. He is a good sort and with Decoupage in the family is another with a good future jumping ahead of him. Of the rest Josh Dreamaway raced awkwardly looking a difficult ride and third home Pianoconcerto ran with credit showing he had progressed from debut when raced very green. Looks sort to pick up a bumper in due course.
Notebook
Hadrians Approach (P)
Winning Habit (P)
Molotof (P)
Peckhamecho (P)
Nazeef (P)
Zaynar (N)
Our Father (P)
Shutthefrontdoor (P)