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EVENING DISCIPLES,,
my little bit of sport is over for the day,, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED  THE SHOP IS SHUT, and myself and Mrs Zodie are off for dinner in uptown Upminster  Cricket: £248.21 | Horse Racing: £416.53 | Rugby Union: £104.56 Total P&L: £769.30 Horse Racing Showing 1 - 7 of 7 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£) Horse Racing / Curr 12th May : To Be Placed 12-May-18 17:40 12-May-18 17:48 108.77 Horse Racing / Ascot 12th May : To Be Placed 12-May-18 16:35 12-May-18 16:49 110.47 Horse Racing / Ascot 12th May : 7f Hcap 12-May-18 16:00 12-May-18 16:12 -60.00 Horse Racing / Curr 12th May : 5f Hcap 12-May-18 15:55 12-May-18 16:02 -55.00 Horse Racing / Nott 12th May : To Be Placed 12-May-18 14:05 12-May-18 14:14 100.78 Horse Racing / Ling 12th May : To Be Placed 12-May-18 13:55 12-May-18 14:02 95.23 Horse Racing / Hex 12th May : 2m Nov Hrd 12-May-18 13:45 12-May-18 13:50 116.28 Profit and Loss is shown net of commission. All times are UKT Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-05-12 19:04 125372432182 2018-05-12 18:34 IPL Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore / Match Odds Comm Charged 3% On Net winnings of GBP146 - - - (4.38) 18,439.08 2018-05-12 19:04 125372432182 2018-05-12 18:34 IPL Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore / Match Odds / Royal Challengers Bangalore Back 1.03 1,000.00 Won 30.00 18,443.46 2018-05-12 19:04 125368402826 2018-05-12 18:06 IPL Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore / Match Odds / Royal Challengers Bangalore Back 1.29 400.00 Won 116.00 18,413.46 2018-05-12 17:48 125363495633 2018-05-12 17:41 IRE Curr 12th May / 17:40 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3% On Net winnings of GBP112.13 - - - (3.36) 18,297.46 2018-05-12 17:48 125363495633 2018-05-12 17:41 IRE Curr 12th May / 17:40 To Be Placed / Arthurian Fame Back 1.28 400.00 Won 112.13 18,300.82 2018-05-12 16:49 125350035825 2018-05-12 16:37 GB Ascot 12th May / 16:35 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP114 - - - (3.53) 18,188.69 2018-05-12 16:49 125350035825 2018-05-12 16:37 GB Ascot 12th May / 16:35 To Be Placed / Dave Dexter Back 1.38 300.00 Won 114.00 18,192.22 SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK !!!! ZODIE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE LEDGE |
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AFTERNOON DISCIPLES,, THIS IS WHY I AM A LEGEND !!!
Forget about the horses, i'm getting enough out of the cricket and golf THE DAILY MONKEY COPPED WITH EASE YET AGAIN Shut up shop now,, mission well and truly accomplished  Cricket: £222.61 | Golf: £315.14 Total P&L: £537.75 Cricket > Chennai Super Kings v Sunrisers Hyderabad : Match Odds Showing 1 - 1 of 1 Selections Selection Odds Stake(£) Bid type Placed Profit/loss(£) Chennai Super Kings * 1.20 1,150.00 Back 229.50 *Average odds: On Off Back subtotal: 229.50 Lay subtotal: 0.00 Market subtotal: 229.50 Commission @ 3%: 6.89 Net Market Total: 222.61 Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-05-13 15:00 125468041331 2018-05-13 14:19 IPL Chennai Super Kings v Sunrisers Hyderabad / Match Odds Comm Charged 3% On Net winnings of GBP229.5 - - - (6.89) 18,976.83 2018-05-13 15:00 125468041331 2018-05-13 14:19 IPL Chennai Super Kings v Sunrisers Hyderabad / Match Odds / Chennai Super Kings Back 1.12 1,000.00 Won 120.00 18,983.72 2018-05-13 15:00 125462502028 2018-05-13 13:49 IPL Chennai Super Kings v Sunrisers Hyderabad / Match Odds / Chennai Super Kings Back 1.73 150.00 Won 109.50 18,863.72 2018-05-13 14:30 125459723882 2018-05-13 13:33 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner Comm Charged 3% On Net winnings of GBP304.27 - - - (9.13) 18,754.22 2018-05-13 14:30 125459723882 2018-05-13 13:33 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Lucas Herbert Back 28.00 6.19 Lost (6.19) 18,763.35 2018-05-13 14:30 125045491314 2018-05-10 00:29 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Jacques Kruyswijk Back 65.00 10.00 Lost (10.00) 18,769.54 2018-05-13 14:30 125045491310 2018-05-10 00:29 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Mike Lorenzo-Vera Back 46.00 10.00 Lost (10.00) 18,779.54 2018-05-13 14:30 125045491307 2018-05-10 00:29 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Julien Guerrier Back 34.00 10.00 Lost (10.00) 18,789.54 2018-05-13 14:30 125045491306 2018-05-10 00:29 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Andrea Pavan Back 44.00 10.00 Lost (10.00) 18,799.54 2018-05-13 14:30 125045491305 2018-05-10 00:29 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Eddie Pepperell Back 36.00 10.00 Lost (10.00) 18,809.54 2018-05-13 14:30 125045491313 2018-05-10 00:29 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Paul Waring Back 60.00 4.54 Lost (4.54) 18,819.54 2018-05-13 14:30 125045491309 2018-05-10 00:29 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Lucas Bjerregaard Back 40.00 10.00 Lost (10.00) 18,824.08 2018-05-13 14:30 125045491312 2018-05-10 00:29 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Joakim Lagergren Back 46.00 10.00 Won 450.00 18,834.08 2018-05-13 14:30 125441824440 2018-05-13 11:25 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Andy Sullivan Back 26.00 55.00 Lost (55.00) 18,384.08 If you are still playing, be lucky and bet carefully ZODIE >>> THE BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND |
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Upminster urg how common......
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Zodiac 12 May 18 15:46
KEEP UP TO SPEED WINKLE ,, ITS 3.1% Zodiac 13 May 18 15:07 AFTERNOON DISCIPLES,, THIS IS WHY I AM A LEGEND !!! Cricket: £222.61 | Golf: £315.14 Total P&L: £537.75 Cricket > Chennai Super Kings v Sunrisers Hyderabad : Match Odds Showing 1 - 1 of 1 Selections Selection Odds Stake(£) Bid type Placed Profit/loss(£) Chennai Super Kings * 1.20 1,150.00 Back 229.50 *Average odds: On Off Back subtotal: 229.50 Lay subtotal: 0.00 Market subtotal: 229.50 Commission @ 3%: 6.89 Net Market Total: 222.61 comm dropped again zodie? computer glitch? |
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DUMBO ,, it was correct at the time of posting yesterday 15.46
018-05-12 16:49 125350035825 2018-05-12 16:37 GB Ascot 12th May / 16:35 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP114 - - - (3.53) 18,188.69 NOW DOWN TO 3% ,,, how do you feel WALLIE ??  |
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DUMBO >>>>> THE BLACK BELT MASTER OF THE OWN GOAL
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Bad luck zodie, totally upstaged today by dom the new master bullsh!tter.
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big loss zodie? was it cyprus in eurovision?
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POOR OLD DUMBO ,,
HIS LAPDOG 4/7 MICKY MOUSE HAS TO JUMP IN TO STRETCHER HIM OFF AGAIN  Why doesn't the Pr*tt just think before he engages his big fat finger ?? It would be far less embarrassing for him  |
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big loss zodie? was it cyprus in eurovision?
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any explanation for the comm dropping to 3% overnite zodie?
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OH DEAR WINKLE ,,
WAS THIS PHANTOM EUROVISION BET SANDWICHED BETWEEN THESE TIMES ???? Your digging an even bigger hole for yourself I was paying 3% last evening DUMBO !!! 2018-05-13 14:30 125045491312 2018-05-10 00:29 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Joakim Lagergren Back 46.00 10.00 Won 450.00 18,834.08 2018-05-13 14:30 125441824440 2018-05-13 11:25 Group B The Rocco Forte Open / Winner / Andy Sullivan Back 26.00 55.00 Lost (55.00) 18,384.08 2018-05-12 19:04 125372432182 2018-05-12 18:34 IPL Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore / Match Odds Comm Charged 3% On Net winnings of GBP146 - - - (4.38) 18,439.08 2018-05-12 19:04 125372432182 2018-05-12 18:34 IPL Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore / Match Odds / Royal Challengers Bangalore Back 1.03 1,000.00 Won 30.00 18,443.46 Poor Wallie >>>>> SMASHED TO PIECES YET AGAIN !! JUST FELL OFF MY BIG LEATHER ARMCHAIR LAUGHING AT HIM |
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CHECK MY PREVIOUS POSTS FROM YESTERDAY NUMPTY ,,
And you would not have made such an idiot of yourself today UR one total DC |
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DUMBO ,,,,
DID YOU GO TO A SCHOOL FOR THE HARD OF THINKING ???  What an 18 carat numpty !!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK THICKO |
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you were on 3.1% yesterday afternoon..in the evening you were on 3%..
why did it drop? |
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are you trying to tell a person thats won millions that your com rate drops when you dont lose?
yfdsc. |
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DUMBO >>>> why are you asking stupid questions ???
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING Please refer to bet.fair .. ------------------------------------------------- If this account statement is edited in any way shape or form : I WILL LEAVE THE FORUM AND PAY THE IJF £!0,000 .. FACT If its not will you do the same big shot ?? THE WHOLE OF THE FORUM ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE ME ON WINKLE, don't disappoint them ! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2018-05-12 19:04 125372432182 2018-05-12 18:34 IPL Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore / Match Odds Comm Charged 3% On Net winnings of GBP146 - - - (4.38) 18,439.08 2018-05-12 19:04 125372432182 2018-05-12 18:34 IPL Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore / Match Odds / Royal Challengers Bangalore Back 1.03 1,000.00 Won 30.00 18,443.46 2018-05-12 19:04 125368402826 2018-05-12 18:06 IPL Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore / Match Odds / Royal Challengers Bangalore Back 1.29 400.00 Won 116.00 18,413.46 2018-05-12 17:48 125363495633 2018-05-12 17:41 IRE Curr 12th May / 17:40 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3% On Net winnings of GBP112.13 - - - (3.36) 18,297.46 2018-05-12 17:48 125363495633 2018-05-12 17:41 IRE Curr 12th May / 17:40 To Be Placed / Arthurian Fame Back 1.28 400.00 Won 112.13 18,300.82 2018-05-12 16:49 125350035825 2018-05-12 16:37 GB Ascot 12th May / 16:35 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP114 COME ON WINKLE ,,, LETS SEE JUST HOW BIG YOU REALLY ARE ??? ZODIE |
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OH DEAR ,,
BIG SHOT DUMBO BOTTLES ANOTHER £!0,000 ZODIE CHALLENGE OLD GOBBY SHAFTER HAS GOT ALL MOUTH >> but nothing to back it up SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK ... Mission on WALLIE , well and truly accomplished ZODIE >>>>> DUMBO'S HERO  |
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where have i insinuated its edited...
why did com rate drop? |
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SIMPLES DUMBO >>>> AS YOU WELL KNOW
 Betfair commission points are earned on VOLUME ,,, not just wins or just losses ,, BUT BOTH !! _______________________________________________________________________________________ How do I earn Betfair Points? Betfair Points are used to determine how much commission you pay when you win, which the more you bet, the less you pay and helps you win bigger. You earn Betfair Points every time you bet on a Betfair Exchange market regardless of the outcome, you’ll earn 1 point for every 10 pence of commission you paid (if you have net winnings) or would have paid (implied commission if you have a net loss). _____________________________________________________________________________________ AND THEY KICK IN WHEN YOU HAVE REACHED A TARGET ,,, not overnight .. FACT Even if you was braindead you would realise why my commission dropped AND YOU WOULDNT NEED TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS THAT YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS TO |
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ZODIE IVE BEEN ON HERE 15YRS..NEVER ONCE HAS MY COMM RATE DROPPED WITHOUT A DECENT LOSS.
WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT? |
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Betfair commission points are earned on VOLUME ,,, not just wins or just losses ,, BUT BOTH !!
BUT YOU DONT LOSE. |
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 ive told the lads.  |
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WINKLE ,,,,
JUST BEFORE I GO AN FALL OFF MY BIG LEATHER ARM CHAIR LAUGHING AT YOU AGAIN Take a look in the mirror tonight ... And ask yourself why you are living on your own in a flat in the North Shields ------------------------------------------------ and DUMBO , the difference between you and a laptop is ,,,,,,, you only have to punch information in to a computer once !! GOODNIGHT ,, are you DO WAH DIDDY in disguise ?? ZODIE |
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zodie please dont waste loads more years on an anonymous forum trying to prove yourself ...no one believes you about anything tbh..gl.
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ZODIE EXPOSED AGAIN...
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THICK AS "HIT" DUMBO >>>>> read my betfair points statement very slowly ..
AND EVEN YOU WILL SEE WHEN I WENT OVER 49,000 POINT BARRIER AND THE 3% KICKED IN 49,258 Exchange points = 40% Commission Discount 13 May 2018 Match Odds 68 49,258 13 May 2018 Winner 91 49,190 12 May 2018 Match Odds 43 49,099 12 May 2018 TO BE PLACED 33 49,056 12 May 2018 TO BE PLACED 35 49,023 12 May 2018 7f Hcap 18 48,988 12 May 2018 5f Hcap 17 48,970 12 May 2018 Match Odds 34 48,953 NOW TODDLE OFF , with your tail between your legs please |
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EVENING DISCIPLES ,,,
Ive had my little bit of sport for the day AND WHO WAS IT THAT SAID "I DON'T LIKE CRICKET" ??? ,,, not me !! Cricket: £428.25 | Golf: £315.14 Total P&L: £743.39 Cricket Showing 1 - 2 of 2 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£) Cricket / Mumbai Indians v Rajasthan Royals : Match Odds 13-May-18 15:30 13-May-18 19:04 205.64 Cricket / Chennai Super Kings v Sunrisers Hyderabad : Match Odds 13-May-18 11:30 13-May-18 15:00 222.61 Profit and Loss is shown net of commission. All times are UKT Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-05-13 19:04 125524801959 2018-05-13 18:57 IPL Mumbai Indians v Rajasthan Royals / Match Odds Comm Charged 3% On Net winnings of GBP212 - - - (6.36) 19,182.47 2018-05-13 19:04 125524801959 2018-05-13 18:57 IPL Mumbai Indians v Rajasthan Royals / Match Odds / Rajasthan Royals Back 1.02 5,000.00 Won 100.00 19,188.83 2018-05-13 19:04 125518153430 2018-05-13 18:14 IPL Mumbai Indians v Rajasthan Royals / Match Odds / Rajasthan Royals Back 1.56 200.00 Won 112.00 19,088.83 THE CHABLIS HAS JUST BEEN CRACKED OPEN SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK Zodie >>> the cricket and golf guru |
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are you trying to tell a person thats won millions that your com rate drops when you dont lose?
yfdsc. i will repeat..the ONLY time my comm rate drops is when i lose decent amounts. you seem to be the opposite. |
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DUMBO ,,
Read this slowly then try engaging your THICK brain before you engage your FAT finger ------------------------------------------------------- How do I earn Betfair Points? Betfair Points are used to determine how much commission you pay when you win, which the more you bet, the less you pay and helps you win bigger. You earn Betfair Points every time you bet on a Betfair Exchange market regardless of the outcome, you’ll earn 1 point for every 10 pence of commission you paid (if you have net winnings) or would have paid (implied commission if you have a net loss). ---------------------------------------------------------- SO ITS NOT WHAT "I'M" TELLING YOU ,, ITS THE "BETFAIR POINTS RULES" !!! ______________________________________________________________________ So if you win £1,000 on a bet or a lose £1,000 on a bet .. THE POINTS EARNED ON EITHER OF THE TRANSACTIONS WILL BE IDENTICAL ... FACT .. Its there in black and white ,, AND YOU STILL CANT UNDERSTAND IT .. WHAT AN 18 CARAT NUMPTY YOU ARE  and you wonder why your are living alone in a flat in North Shields The words TWO,PLANKS,AS,SHORT and THICK, spring to mind |
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Zodie, do you believe dom is telling the truth about his roulette system?
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zodie seems to be obsessed with this forum...has he no life away from here?
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24/7 MICKY MOUSE ,,
i just concentrate on my own threads .. THAT WHY I HAVE THIS LEGENDARY STATUS I don't know who DOMINO is ,,, or anything about his cisterns Good luck on here until the early hours trying to find the truth though ZODIE >>> THE LEDGE |
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Zodiac 10 Apr 18 18:50
21:36 121680774234 2018-04-10 18:50 Fixtures 10 April Roma v Barcelona / Match Odds / Barcelona to qualify Back 1.02 10,000.00 200.00 ANY EASY £200 TO PAY FOR ALECS THIS EVENING. ZODIE >>>> THE FISHING LEGEND unlucky with that zodie..looked a fair bet. |
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But his father in law's business makes £200,000 a day which makes yours look pretty fu©king useless, no?
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DUMBO and 24/7 MICKY MOUSE, thanks for bumping my thread up for me
Im not bothered who wins what on here ,, never have been .. If you and Winkle win well on here ,, good luck to you ,, you put in the hours .. In fact i respect you both if you can earn a living on here ,, i couldn't .. This is my recreation not my living, the business is my living .. And if someone earns a lot more than me, good luck to them I'M VERY HAPPY WITH MY LOT ,, I HOPE YOU ARE TOO !! Zodie .. |
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ya, that's all very well but my business is now making £2 million a day and I top it up further by playing snap 50p a hand against my nieces.
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