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polishing shoes for greggs the neet...
hiya greggy..pastie and peas for me and steak pie for mrs zodie . |
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Mrs zodie crying in her soup yet?
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yes..a famished chimp stole her nuts..
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He's spent the last hour telling her about the clever trap he said for you earlier.
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im suprised he hasnt pm'd me for cheap ****.
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mission accomplished. £1.20 earned today on the isa's
>>>>>>>>> FACT |
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done his cobblers or been to chester for a business meeting?
chester zoo requested 40 chimps? |
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at which zoo did he meet mrs zodie?
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met her at the inaugural british primate convention.
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did he have a banana in his breast pocket?
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no..wooed her with his barclays isa statement.
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OH DEAR DUMBO,,
I KNOW YOU ARE STILL SMARTING AFTER GETTING CAUGHT IN MY "SMITHS" TRAP  THAT WAS TRULY EMBARRASSING FOR YOU  ---------------------------------------------------------- but if you took monkey and banana out of your vocabulary, you'd be speechless  COME ON >>> you can do better than that surely ?? ZODIE >>>>>>>>> THE LEGEND  |
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MORNING DISCIPLES,,
I'm sorry to report that disaster struck yesterday and i didn't cop the daily monkey  But i've had worse days ,, and Mr Barclay still got another 2 bags to look after NEED TO TAKE A BREAK TODAY >> this is getting tooooooo easy  Cricket: £108.53 | Football: -£55.00 | Greyhound Racing: -£8.94 | Horse Racing: £199.24 Total P&L: £243.83 Cricket > Delhi Daredevils v Sunrisers Hyderabad : Match Odds Showing 1 - 1 of 1 Selections Selection Odds Stake(£) Bid type Placed Profit/loss(£) Sunrisers Hyderabad * 1.17 650.00 Back 112.00 *Average odds: On Off Back subtotal: 112.00 Lay subtotal: 0.00 Market subtotal: 112.00 Commission @ 3.1%: 3.47 Net Market Total: 108.53 Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-05-10 23:41 200000172560630 2018-05-10 23:41 Card Payment - XXXX6251 - - - (2,000.00) 17,147.46 2018-05-10 21:37 125118450912 2018-05-10 19:30 Fixtures 10 May West Ham v Man Utd / Half Time/Full Time / Man Utd/West Ham Back 55.00 30.00 Lost (30.00) 19,147.46 2018-05-10 21:37 125118430014 2018-05-10 19:30 Fixtures 10 May West Ham v Man Utd / Half Time/Full Time / Draw/West Ham Back 11.00 25.00 Lost (25.00) 19,177.46 IF YOU ARE PLAYING TODAY, be lucky and bet carefully ZODIE >>> the betting and forum legend |
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AFTERNOON DISCIPLES,,
NORMAL SERVICE HAS BEEN RESUMED  --------------------------------------------------------------- Monkey copped, shut up shop, mission accomplished --------------------------------------------------------------- Horse Racing: £410.67 | Rugby Union: £112.12 Total P&L: £522.79 Horse Racing Showing 1 - 7 of 7 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£) Horse Racing / Ling 11th May : To Be Placed 11-May-18 15:55 11-May-18 16:00 85.36 Horse Racing / MrktR 11th May : 2m7f Hcap Hrd 11-May-18 15:15 11-May-18 15:22 107.56 Horse Racing / Curr 11th May : To Be Placed 11-May-18 15:05 11-May-18 15:10 109.03 Horse Racing / Ling 11th May : To Be Placed 11-May-18 14:50 11-May-18 14:55 96.90 Horse Racing / Chest 11th May : 1m2f Grp2 11-May-18 14:25 11-May-18 14:34 -150.00 Horse Racing / MrktR 11th May : To Be Placed 11-May-18 13:30 11-May-18 13:39 108.53 Horse Racing / Curr 11th May : To Be Placed 11-May-18 13:20 11-May-18 13:26 53.29 Profit and Loss is shown net of commission. All times are UKT Rugby Union > Blues v Hurricanes : Match Odds Showing 1 - 1 of 1 Selections Selection Odds Stake(£) Bid type Placed Profit/loss(£) Hurricanes 1.29 400.00 Back 11-May-18 08:09 115.71 *Average odds: On Off Back subtotal: 115.71 Lay subtotal: 0.00 Market subtotal: 115.71 Commission @ 3.1%: 3.59 Net Market Total: 112.12 Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-05-11 16:00 125186824241 2018-05-11 15:52 GB Ling 11th May / 15:55 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP88.09 - - - (2.73) 17,470.25 2018-05-11 16:00 125186824241 2018-05-11 15:52 GB Ling 11th May / 15:55 To Be Placed / Maghaweer Back 1.44 200.00 Won 88.09 17,472.98 2018-05-11 15:22 125180952729 2018-05-11 15:09 GB MrktR 11th May / 15:15 2m7f Hcap Hrd Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP111 - - - (3.44) 17,384.89 2018-05-11 15:22 125180952729 2018-05-11 15:09 GB MrktR 11th May / 15:15 2m7f Hcap Hrd / Duke Debarry Lay 5.10 111.00 Won 111.00 17,388.33 2018-05-11 15:10 125180346575 2018-05-11 15:04 IRE Curr 11th May / 15:05 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP112.52 - - - (3.49) 17,277.33 2018-05-11 15:10 125180346575 2018-05-11 15:04 IRE Curr 11th May / 15:05 To Be Placed / Hawaam Back 1.45 250.00 Won 112.52 17,280.82 2018-05-11 14:55 125178700559 2018-05-11 14:49 GB Ling 11th May / 14:50 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP100 - - - (3.10) 17,168.30 2018-05-11 14:55 125178700559 2018-05-11 14:49 GB Ling 11th May / 14:50 To Be Placed / Tin Hat Back 1.25 400.00 Won 100.00 17,171.40 GOODNIGHT AND HAVE A NICE WEEKEND if you are still playing, be lucky and bet carefully !! Z DIE >> THE UNDISPUTED BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND |
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Was that mrs zodie just come last in the Nottingham tashional?
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EVENING DISCIPLES,,
I was going to shut up shop tonight with my monkey,,, But then i remembered that i am the forums Greyhound Guru THE DAILY GRAND HAS BEEN COPPED ,, it saves me coming back again tomorrow Cricket: £103.49 | Golf: -£20.00 | Greyhound Racing: £1,056.58 | Horse Racing: -£229.87 | Rugby Union: £112.12 Total P&L: £1,022.32 Greyhound Racing Showing 1 - 14 of 14 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£) Greyhound Racing / Towc 11th May : A7 480m 11-May-18 21:55 11-May-18 21:56 116.28 Greyhound Racing / Nott 11th May : A4 500m 11-May-18 21:50 11-May-18 21:54 110.56 Greyhound Racing / Towc 11th May : S5 686m 11-May-18 21:39 11-May-18 21:41 107.56 Greyhound Racing / Nott 11th May : HC 500m 11-May-18 21:32 11-May-18 21:37 145.35 Greyhound Racing / Towc 11th May : OR 500m 11-May-18 21:23 11-May-18 21:27 -246.00 Greyhound Racing / CPark 11th May : S1 642m 11-May-18 21:19 11-May-18 21:20 244.22 Greyhound Racing / Nott 11th May : HC 500m 11-May-18 21:14 11-May-18 21:15 -254.37 Greyhound Racing / CPark 11th May : A4 480m 11-May-18 21:03 11-May-18 21:04 111.43 Greyhound Racing / Nott 11th May : A1 500m 11-May-18 20:58 11-May-18 21:00 125.97 Greyhound Racing / Nott 11th May : S2 680m 11-May-18 20:43 11-May-18 20:44 44.62 Greyhound Racing / Nott 11th May : A2 500m 11-May-18 20:28 11-May-18 20:29 107.56 Greyhound Racing / Towc 11th May : OR 500m 11-May-18 20:21 11-May-18 20:25 225.63 Greyhound Racing / Nott 11th May : A2 500m 11-May-18 20:13 11-May-18 20:15 60.62 Greyhound Racing / Towc 11th May : OR 500m 11-May-18 20:03 11-May-18 20:10 157.15 Profit and Loss is shown net of commission. All times are UKT Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-05-11 21:56 125241533962 2018-05-11 21:54 RPGTV Towc 11th May / 21:55 A7 480m Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP120 - - - (3.72) 17,819.78 2018-05-11 21:56 125241533962 2018-05-11 21:54 RPGTV Towc 11th May / 21:55 A7 480m / 3. Killinan Thunder Lay 3.20 120.00 Won 120.00 17,823.50 2018-05-11 21:54 125241341895 2018-05-11 21:49 RPGTV Nott 11th May / 21:50 A4 500m Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP114.1 - - - (3.54) 17,703.50 2018-05-11 21:54 125241341895 2018-05-11 21:49 RPGTV Nott 11th May / 21:50 A4 500m / 3. Pennys Radamal Lay 3.75 111.00 Won 111.00 17,707.04 2018-05-11 21:54 125241277055 2018-05-11 21:47 RPGTV Nott 11th May / 21:50 A4 500m / 3. Pennys Radamal Lay 2.84 3.10 Won 3.10 17,596.04 2018-05-11 21:41 125241060306 2018-05-11 21:40 RPGTV Towc 11th May / 21:39 S5 686m Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP111 - - - (3.44) 17,592.94 2018-05-11 21:41 125241060306 2018-05-11 21:40 RPGTV Towc 11th May / 21:39 S5 686m / 2. Dunham Fuse Wire Lay 2.89 111.00 Won 111.00 17,596.38 2018-05-11 21:37 125240588854 2018-05-11 21:29 RPGTV Nott 11th May / 21:32 HC 500m Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP150 - - - (4.65) 17,485.38 2018-05-11 21:37 125240588854 2018-05-11 21:29 RPGTV Nott 11th May / 21:32 HC 500m / 6. Katrina Party Lay 3.30 150.00 Won 150.00 17,490.03 GOODNIGHT AND SEE YOU NEXT WEEK >>> mission accomplished ZODIE >>> THE GREYHOUND GURU |
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The blonde in lane 1?
https://twitter.com/Racing_UK/status/994965702564966401 |
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is that mrs zodie mouse? ffs her **** nearly fell out.
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I think he's fed her too many bananas.
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which orifice?
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all available
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is zodie out for dinner morra night or stopping in to have 34 guess ups on the shoes and clogs?
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Think he'll be on the chase at penn & mountaineer. Tony coming round to provide the nibbles.
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everytime i have a long winning streak my comm rate just rises...zodie seems to have been lodged on 3.1%
for an eternity for someone who never loses. |
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Willie Shafter. 11 May 18 22:51
is zodie out for dinner morra night or stopping in to have 34 guess ups on the shoes and clogs ----------------------- OH DEAR WINKLE ,, how many more rickets can you make on one post ??  I'M OUT EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT >>> so dogs are never on the agenda --------------------------------------------------------------------- AND I'VE NOW GOT A GEORDIE NUMPTY TRYING TO TEACH ME RHYMING SLANG ------------------------------------------------------------ DOGS is CHERRY HOGGS ,, always was always will be !!! What an absolute "MERCHANT" you are |
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MORNING DISCIPLES,,
Ive nicked the window cleaners money early today,, So i think i'll just chill for the rest of the weekend IF YOU ARE PLAYING, BE LUCKY AND BET CAREFULLY Rugby Union: £104.56 Total P&L: £104.56 Rugby Union > Crusaders v Waratahs : Match Odds Showing 1 - 1 of 1 Selections Selection Odds Stake(£) Bid type Placed Profit/loss(£) Crusaders 1.09 1,199.00 Back 11-May-18 23:17 107.90 *Average odds: On Off Back subtotal: 107.90 Lay subtotal: 0.00 Market subtotal: 107.90 Commission @ 3.1%: 3.34 Net Market Total: 104.56 Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-05-12 08:01 125243414616 2018-05-11 23:17 Super Rugby Crusaders v Waratahs / Match Odds Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP107.9 - - - (3.34) 17,924.34 2018-05-12 08:01 125243414616 2018-05-11 23:17 Super Rugby Crusaders v Waratahs / Match Odds / Crusaders Back 1.09 1,199.00 Won 107.90 17,927.68 HAVE A NICE WEEKEND !!! ZODIE >>>>>>>>>>>>> THE LEGEND |
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up at 8am betting on rugby..spends all afternoon laying horses..all nite laying dogs..
while his pretend business makes 'over' £2,000 a day FACT. good ole zodie,the forums greatest leg pulling ender. FACT. |
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SAYS DUMBO,, who was still posting on here at 2.30am, looking for a friend
WINKLE, CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT ?? The rugby bet was placed yesterday, it started at 6.15am and was Sky plussed FACTThe business now makes considerably more than £2,000 a day FACT_____________________________________________________________________ YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ME.. FACT  YOU CHOOSE TO CRAWL ON HERE EVERYDAY..FACT YOU ARE JUST ONE OF MY EVER GROWING LIST OF DISCIPLES.. FACT You are suffering from an acute case of ZODIACITUS .. FACT |
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The business now makes considerably more than £2,000 a day Laugh FACT
For the bloke at the top of the pyramid. Zodie's on tier 12 with all the other primates. |
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Forgot to add ..... FACT!
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OH DEARY ME ,,
Dumbo's lapdog, 24/7 MICKY MOUSE, feels oblige to step in ,, AND CARRY HIM OFF ON A STRETCHER |
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AFTERNOON DISCIPLES,,
I wasn't going to play today, but if the mugs on here continue to give away free monkeys,, i'll take em Its so easy, I think i can win the daily £500 with one hand tied behind my back SHUT UP SHOP NOW,, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED --------------------------------------------------------------- I'VE TRULY GOT THE GAME BY THE NIAGRA'S --------------------------------------------------------------- Cricket: £106.59 | Horse Racing: £312.29 | Rugby Union: £104.56 Total P&L: £523.44 Horse Racing Showing 1 - 3 of 3 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£) Horse Racing / Nott 12th May : To Be Placed 12-May-18 14:05 12-May-18 14:14 100.78 Horse Racing / Ling 12th May : To Be Placed 12-May-18 13:55 12-May-18 14:02 95.23 Horse Racing / Hex 12th May : 2m Nov Hrd 12-May-18 13:45 12-May-18 13:50 116.28 Profit and Loss is shown net of commission. All times are UKT Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-05-12 15:12 125303836963 2018-05-12 13:23 IPL Kings XI Punjab v Kolkata Knight Riders / Match Odds Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP110 - - - (3.41) 18,193.22 2018-05-12 15:12 125303836963 2018-05-12 13:23 IPL Kings XI Punjab v Kolkata Knight Riders / Match Odds / Kolkata Knight Riders Back 1.22 500.00 Won 110.00 18,196.63 2018-05-12 14:14 125312826447 2018-05-12 14:07 GB Nott 12th May / 14:05 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP104 - - - (3.22) 18,086.63 2018-05-12 14:14 125312826447 2018-05-12 14:07 GB Nott 12th May / 14:05 To Be Placed / Tabdeed Back 1.26 400.00 Won 104.00 18,089.85 2018-05-12 14:02 125309862820 2018-05-12 13:55 GB Ling 12th May / 13:55 To Be Placed Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP98.28 - - - (3.05) 17,985.85 2018-05-12 14:02 125309862820 2018-05-12 13:55 GB Ling 12th May / 13:55 To Be Placed / Flattering Back 1.22 320.00 Won 71.82 17,988.90 2018-05-12 14:02 125309763788 2018-05-12 13:54 GB Ling 12th May / 13:55 To Be Placed / Flattering Back 1.26 101.78 Won 26.46 17,917.08 2018-05-12 13:50 125307644129 2018-05-12 13:43 GB Hex 12th May / 13:45 2m Nov Hrd Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP120 - - - (3.72) 17,890.62 2018-05-12 13:50 125307644129 2018-05-12 13:43 GB Hex 12th May / 13:45 2m Nov Hrd / Birch Vale Back 1.48 250.00 Won 120.00 17,894.34 And even better when you are only paying 3%, some mugs on here are paying 43% HAVE A NICE WEEKEND , I WILL !!! ZODIE >>>>>> The betting and forum legend |
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Zodiac 10 Apr 18 18:50
21:36 121680774234 2018-04-10 18:50 Fixtures 10 April Roma v Barcelona / Match Odds / Barcelona to qualify Back 1.02 10,000.00 200.00 ANY EASY £200 TO PAY FOR ALECS THIS EVENING. ZODIE >>>> THE FISHING LEGEND |
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DUMBO ,,
ONCE A LYING CHEATING THIEVING FRAUDSTER  always one You can fool SOME of the people SOME of the time , but you can't fool ALL of the people ALL of the time -------------------------------------------------------------------- JUST FELL OFF MY BIG LEATHER ARMCHAIR LAUGHING AT YOU |
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pmsl...another day another seethe up by zodie.. will you ever learn zodie.
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KEEP UP TO SPEED WINKLE ,,
ITS 3.1% |