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By:
deepblue
When: 07 May 18 17:49
Is dozie the monkey on a stick he keeps pretending to go, then pops up again.
well done chimpy.
By:
Zodiac
When: 07 May 18 22:16
DEEP POO,,

I JUST LOVE MAKING YOU AND DUMBO CRY LIKE BABIES ,, SO PLEASE READ ON  CryCryCryCry

PS,, this is my thread,, so others dance to my tune on here Wink

not the other way round,,,, FACT !!!

And Mr Barclay , look after another 2 bags for me ,, my pockets and Bet.fair have too much Laugh    


Greyhound Racing: £55.43 | Horse Racing: £1,312.62 | Snooker: £96.90  Total P&L:  £1,464.95

Snooker    Showing 1 - 1 of 1 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Snooker / John Higgins v Mark Williams : Match Odds    07-May-18 14:00    07-May-18 21:52    96.90
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    


Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2018-05-07
22:08    200000171906506    2018-05-07
22:08    Card Payment - XXXX6251         -    -    -    (2,000.00)         17,600.58
    2018-05-07
21:52    124814516656    2018-05-07
15:34    World Championship John Higgins v Mark Williams / Match Odds
Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP100         -    -    -    (3.10)         19,600.58
    2018-05-07
21:52    124814516656    2018-05-07
15:34    World Championship John Higgins v Mark Williams / Match Odds / Mark Williams
Back         1.10    1,000.00    Won         100.00    19,603.68
    2018-05-07
20:59    124852210485    2018-05-07
20:55    RPGTV Yarm 7th May / 20:58 A3 462m
Comm Charged 3.09% On Net winnings of GBP53         -    -    -    (1.64)         19,503.68
    2018-05-07
20:59    124852210485    2018-05-07
20:55    RPGTV Yarm 7th May / 20:58 A3 462m / 4. Newinn Spartan
Lay         3.20    53.00    Won         53.00    19,505.32
    2018-05-07
20:54    124852060309    2018-05-07
20:52    SIS Donc 7th May / 20:53 B7 450m
Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP70         -    -    -    (2.17)         19,452.32
    2018-05-07
20:54    124852060309    2018-05-07
20:52    SIS Donc 7th May / 20:53 B7 450m / 3. Explosion Speed
Lay         2.84    70.00    Won         70.00    19,454.49


GOODNIGHT AND GOODBYE FOR A WHILE Wink

THE UNDISPUTED FORUM LEGEND   >>>>  ZLaughDIE LaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 07 May 18 22:38
good ole zodie 1k at 1/10 then it goes evens each Laugh

of course we wudnt have seen the losing bet..poor chimps would have starved.

is the 2k being invested into your ISA?
By:
Zodiac
When: 07 May 18 22:52
DON'T INVEST IN ISA'S ANYMORE DUMBO ,,,


not since i found out what they are up to in SYRIA Cry
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 07 May 18 22:54
Where's that?
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 07 May 18 22:59
DON'T INVEST IN ISA'S ANYMORE DUMBO

ahh so you did !  what did you spend the £1-20p a day interest on?
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 07 May 18 23:00
He's gone now, that's the last we'll here of him tonight.
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 07 May 18 23:00
was the tortoises head popping out at 15/15 zodie?

zodie,the greatest guesser in the forum Laugh
By:
thegiggilo
When: 07 May 18 23:12
Mustv'e lost 10 x that on Ronnie chasing losses...Wink
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 07 May 18 23:15
gig..zodie never loses...FACT.
By:
cooperman
When: 08 May 18 09:15


NOBODY PULLING MY STRINGS,,, FACT Blush
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 08 May 18 16:04
Zodiac    29 Apr 18 14:31 
BRAINDEAD WINKLE ,,,

I THINK YOU ARE REFERRING TO MY POST'S OF A FEW YEARS AGO ABOUT THE £2,000 A DAY ??

and my accountant asked me to refrain from posting  ....


BUT JUST TO KEEP YOU UP TO SPEED ,,, ITS A LOT MORE NOW ... FACT
By:
Zodiac
When: 08 May 18 17:23
AFTERNOON DISCIPLES,,

I WAS GOING TO REFRAIN FROM POSTING MY PROF'S FOR A WHILE ,,,,
Shocked

My daily monkey was upsetting and controlling DUMBO'S life and sending him in to meltdown every day AngryAngry

BUT IT APPEARS HE CANT STOP BITING ,,, SO I'LL JUST KEEP WINKLE CRYING  CryCryCry


Horse Racing: £597.42  Total P&L:  £597.42

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 9 of 9 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Brig 8th May : 3 TBP    08-May-18 17:05    08-May-18 17:09    52.34
Horse Racing / Thirsk 8th May : 1m Hcap    08-May-18 16:55    08-May-18 16:58    96.90
Horse Racing / Fake 8th May : 3m Hunt Chs    08-May-18 16:45    08-May-18 16:52    96.90
Horse Racing / Thirsk 8th May : To Be Placed    08-May-18 16:25    08-May-18 16:30    101.55
Horse Racing / Brig 8th May : To Be Placed    08-May-18 16:05    08-May-18 16:11    96.91
Horse Racing / Thirsk 8th May : 5f Hcap    08-May-18 15:55    08-May-18 15:58    99.81
Horse Racing / Fake 8th May : 3m5f Hcap Chs    08-May-18 15:45    08-May-18 15:54    -103.00
Horse Racing / Thirsk 8th May : To Be Placed    08-May-18 15:20    08-May-18 15:31    107.56
Horse Racing / Fake 8th May : 2m4f Mdn Hrd    08-May-18 15:10    08-May-18 15:17    48.45
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    


THIS SHOULD PAY FOR ALEC'S TONIGHT GrinGrinGrin

Goodnight, and if you are still playing, be lucky and bet carefully Wink

SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS !!!

ZODIE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  THE LEGEND LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 08 May 18 18:01
zodie..the greatest illusionist in the forum.
By:
Zodiac
When: 09 May 18 15:26
AFTERNOON DISCIPLES,,

THE DAILY MONKEY COPPED AGAIN GrinGrin

shut up shop now, mission well and truly accomplished Wink

THIS BEATS NICKING SNOUT DUMBO AngryAngryAngry


Horse Racing: £506.79 | Tennis: £84.68  Total P&L:  £591.47

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 5 of 5 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Kelso 9th May : 2m6f Hcap Hrd    09-May-18 15:10    09-May-18 15:16    99.81
Horse Racing / Chest 9th May : 5f Hcap    09-May-18 15:00    09-May-18 15:03    100.78
Horse Racing / Kelso 9th May : 2m5f Nov Hcap Chs    09-May-18 14:35    09-May-18 14:41    100.78
Horse Racing / Kelso 9th May : To Be Placed    09-May-18 14:00    09-May-18 14:07    100.77
Horse Racing / Chest 9th May : To Be Placed    09-May-18 13:50    09-May-18 13:55    104.65
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    

    Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2018-05-09
15:16    124984133428    2018-05-09
15:05    GB Kelso 9th May / 15:10 2m6f Hcap Hrd
Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP103         -    -    -    (3.19)         18,721.50
    2018-05-09
15:16    124984133428    2018-05-09
15:05    GB Kelso 9th May / 15:10 2m6f Hcap Hrd / Witness
Lay         4.60    103.00    Won         103.00    18,724.69
    2018-05-09
15:03    124983038996    2018-05-09
14:56    GB Chest 9th May / 15:00 5f Hcap
Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP104         -    -    -    (3.22)         18,621.69
    2018-05-09
15:03    124983038996    2018-05-09
14:56    GB Chest 9th May / 15:00 5f Hcap / Showmethedough
Lay         4.80    104.00    Won         104.00    18,624.91
    2018-05-09
14:41    124980601893    2018-05-09
14:30    GB Kelso 9th May / 14:35 2m5f Nov Hcap Chs
Comm Charged 3.1% On Net winnings of GBP104         -    -    -    (3.22)         18,520.91
    2018-05-09
14:41    124980601893    2018-05-09
14:30    GB Kelso 9th May / 14:35 2m5f Nov Hcap Chs / Always Tipsy
Lay         5.60    104.00    Won         104.00    18,524.13

SEE YOU LATER IN THE WEEK ,, THIS WILL PAY FOR DINNER AT GREG'S TONIGHT !!

JWSKB.

ZODIE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  THE BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND LaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 09 May 18 15:28
Mission accomplished, that's the last we'll hear from him today then.
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 15:49
SEE YOU LATER IN THE WEEK ,, THIS WILL PAY FOR DINNER AT GREGG'S TONIGHT !!

stottie cakes dipped in banana milkshake?
By:
Zodiac
When: 09 May 18 16:12
Zodiac    09 May 18 15:26 


SEE YOU LATER IN THE WEEK ,, THIS WILL PAY FOR DINNER AT GREG'S TONIGHT !!

JWSKB.

ZODIE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  THE BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND LaughLaughLaugh
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JWSKB >> Just Watch Some Knumbskull Bite  >> AND IT WAS DUMBO AngryAngryAngry
_______________________________________________________________________________

GREG JUST HAPPENS TO OWN "SMITHS AT WAPPING" HappyHappyHappy

WINKLE ,,, you have just been caught in my trap again Wink


WALLIE SHAFTER  >>> The forums laughing stock LaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 09 May 18 16:14
A very clever trap indeed.
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 09 May 18 16:14
How long did it take to devise?
By:
Zodiac
When: 09 May 18 16:18
24/7 MICKY MOUSE ,,

Its been minutes in the planning !!

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By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 16:18
was it related to a venus?
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 16:21
SEE YOU LATER IN THE WEEK ,, THIS WILL PAY FOR DINNER AT GREGG'S TONIGHT !!

pasties and banana fritters?
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 16:25
Zodie

On Thursday, 16th March three of my friends treated me to a surprise lunch at Smiths of Ongar to celebrate my recent birthday. We had all heard very good reviews over the years, but none of us had previously been to your restaurant. Well what a fabulous treat, excellent food, service and surroundings.

Please pass on our thanks to everyone in the team for providing such a great lunch. We will all be coming back. Was just a pity the chimps wernt allowed in maybe a facility come be made for future visits,maybe a few hanging branches and 5,000 m&s bananas on tap.
By:
Zodiac
When: 09 May 18 16:27
OH DEAR DUMBO ...

SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU DONT DRIVE A SMART CAR ?? LaughLaughLaugh

Spend the rest of the week swimming around in my keepnet, until you cool down AngryAngry

UR one DC Wink

see you next week,,

IVE JUST FELL OFF MY LEATHER ARMCHAIR LAUGHING AT YOU LaughLaughLaughLaugh

Goodbye ,,

ZODIE  .. the worlds greatest fisherman WinkWinkWinkWinkWink
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 09 May 18 16:28
Good, it looks like that will be the last we hear from him this week then.
By:
Zodiac
When: 09 May 18 16:30
AND DUMBO ....

Are you getting Smiths Ongar mixed up with Smiths of Wapping ???

Me and Greg are laughing our Niagra's off at you LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 09 May 18 16:31
Oh, he's back already. What a surprise.
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 16:32
dus greg invest his takings in ISA's? (on your advice)
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 09 May 18 16:32
He invests his cumberland on tony's advice.
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 16:33
Zodiac    10 Apr 18 18:50 

21:36    121680774234   2018-04-10
18:50    Fixtures 10 April Roma v Barcelona / Match Odds / Barcelona to qualify
Back         1.02    10,000.00    200.00

ANY EASY £200 TO PAY FOR ALECS THIS EVENING.


ZODIE >>>> THE FISHING LEGEND


seething as never recovered. Cry
By:
Zodiac
When: 09 May 18 16:38
POOR OLD WINKLE ,,,

Ive sent him and 24/7 Micky Mouse in to meltdown again AngryAngryAngry

If i was WALLIE  ,, i'd stick to nicking snout Wink

GOODNIGHT to my two favourite devoted disciples LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 16:43
are you going to greggs in the pretendee bentlee?
By:
Zodiac
When: 09 May 18 16:54
DUMBO ,,,

Must go ,, Mrs Zodie says our driver will be here at 6pm.

PS,, our chauffeur has never picked us up in a Bentley ??  Confused

I THINK IT MIGHT BE A PRETENDEE MERC THOUGH Wink
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WINKLE  >>>>>  YOU NEED TO SWITCH OFF ,  IM TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE .. FACT !!
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SEE YOU LATER IN THE WEEK ...

ZODIE  >> THE LEGEND  LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 17:46
996
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 17:46
997
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 17:46
998
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 17:46
999
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 09 May 18 17:46
1000

FACT
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 09 May 18 17:54
Mishun acomplished

>>>>>>>> FACT!
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