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Getting a Mortgage as a Pro Punter
Getting a Mortgage as a Pro Punter
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ASK THE BANK MANAGER HOW MANY PRO PUNTERS HIS BANK HAVE ON THEIR BOOKS,AND HE SAYS
FU** OFF YOU LOONATIC ,DONT LET HIM SEE YOU UPSET JUST TELL HIM YOULL TAKE YOUR CUSTOM SOMEWHERE ELSE,LIKE THE TOYTOWN BANK OF NIGERIA |
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just show him your P&L for the last 5 years and offer to do him up the chuffer
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homefortea 27 May 15 19:17
Roida is a star ---Correct As regards mortgages I paid mine off but you will not get one in the present climate without documentation..---yeah course you have YFDSC |
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How are you an alleged pro punter when you speak in riddles..
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aint alleged doe peek hunt..its well confirmed.
acronyms are not riddles |
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I am beginning to believe that you are a serial fantasist and are posting from Cherry Knowle fella..
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Cherry Knowle is where the mackems go..there are hospitals nearer to me.
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All the same up there fella.
Vote Labour because me da did no aspiration and moan about football... |
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go check your deeds make sure you've paid your mortgage off dc.
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I'm in tears @ Do wah diddy
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tell him you fav bet is a 2p unit goliath
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roida the pro gambler with a 500k balance..
Small change... |
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never said ive a 500k balance..never had 500k in bf..start with 30k every week..if you wanna prattle on then try and be factual instead of tarking utter sh1te.
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WHO IS THIS ROIDA HE MUST BE 15 YEARS OLD AND USES LETTERS..
How come the biggest player on Betfair uses a dial up connection from a Council Flat in the North East and still backs all the 1.01 winners and lays the 1000.... |
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If I could be bothered fella I would dig up your post...
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People seem to be able to dig up some of mine even when an imposter stole my username..
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give the imposter some credit - he did a good job of maintaining the idiocy of your usual postings
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A fairly accurate retort by geordie imo.
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biggest player? far from it....you do invent some proper garbage.
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dont know why you feel the need to explain...just humour the dc.
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I already know that and shouldn't rise to the ****, I would raise a glass to his mortal demise. Never has a good word to say about anybody or anything except for himself.
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most of the losers on here have nothing else to contribute apart from attention seeking telling everyone about their prentendee life
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garychesterrrr 24 Mar 15 14:43
I think first and foremost you need a designated 'gambling' bank account, so that your main account (Any wages, household bills) isn't full of gambling transactions, set up a regular standing order from your gambling to your household account so that theres a record of regular payments in. Absolutely correct. Separate bank account is essential. |
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Quite simply -you can't get one . I have recently moved- I have won regularly for the past 15 years-I have kept a record of all bets over that period. The banks /lenders would not take into account any of this-its not a guaranteed income. I saved up winnings and with the sale of my previous house (no mortgage on this as paid off) bought my present property outright.
Previously a self certification mortgage was the way forward-this has now ceased and so the above was/is the only option. Hope this answers the original question. |
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The crazy thing about not lending to some is ridiculous though imo. If you are a bank and are in the game of giving out mortgages why would you not lend to someone with a 50%+ deposit? As a lender that is a virtual risk free lend isn't it? If they don't pay, you take the house with all of the equity already paid. It would need a massive property price crash for you to be on the losing end - which won't happen.
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You do realize that you've just explained why a massive, 50% property crash is indeed a possibility in the opinion of banks and other lenders?
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if you know you're going to be asking for a mortgage in 3 months time, could you not just stop any gambling interactions through the bank for 3 months. then when they ask for 3 months statements, they'll be gambling free ...
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Doesn't help with the lack-of-job issue though, hulk23.
Perhaps the answer is to use the shadow banking system in the Far East. They would probably take Magic__Daps' view, since they seem to lend to people in that part of the world at multiples of a dozen times income in order to invest/ speculate/gamble in property in London. That's one factor that has driven asking prices in the UK generally to a level which no longer bears any relationship to actual money, whether earned or won. |
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Pro gamblers earn their money. Differentiating between earn or won infers the latter has been obtained by luck ( ie lottery winnings).
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Gambling involves winning and losing. Propuntering only differs in that it demands that the total wins outstrip the total losses, but it's still the sum of winning and losing.
And it still requires luck in that you need the wins and losses to be distributed fairly evenly. You can be doing absolutely the right thing, but you can still be destroyed if the losses are strung together in a single sequence. Perfectly likely to, say, win £20k one year, lose £20k the next and win £40k the year after. At the end of three years you are theoretically a successful PROPUNTER, "earning" on average over 13 grand a year. But in practice, without substantial savings, you're wiped out even before the end of year two. |
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casemoney 27 May 15 15:22
"Inform Bank Manager/Broker you follow a bloke called Zippers tips on betfair ,this should speed things a long ..." Don't think a bank would be too happy if they knew the mortgage repayments were linked-up to Zippers tips !  |
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ask yourselves a question
IF YOU WERE A LENDER OF LARGE SUMS OF MONEY,WOULD YOU LEND IT TO SOMEONE WHO'S INCOME WAS AS A GAMBLER? common sense isnt it. |
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I would if they had a chunky deposit, if they had 5% then no chance. More chance of them paying imo, than some of the ones on the help to buy scheme (or whatever other ones are on the market now) - who basically when the interest free loan period is up they won't be able to afford the payments.
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its the risk of not paying the balance without a taxable income thats the problem.
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Feck me roida you are a star..
Post on my website stateingtheobvious.com Full of freaks that ..... |
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YES MR SMITH YOUR A PRO PUNTER ON THE HORSES AND YOU WANT US TO TAKE YOUR WIFES BINGO WINS AND SCRATCH CARD WINS INTO ACCOUNT AS WELL .
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YES MR SMITH ,YOU WANT TO GAMBLE MY BANKS MONEY ,ON YOUR GAMBLING SKILLS ,MR SMITH FU** OFF
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Why don't 'pros' disguise their activity through sites such as moneybookers? I'm not a pro but have thought about this as to avoid endless betting transactions on my bank account but, at this moment in time and hoepfully never again, I do not need a loan of any sort.
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who's Mr Smith?
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I KNOW ITS NOT MY MONEY MR SMITH AND ITS NOT COMEING OUT OF MY POCKET,BUT IM RESPONSIBLE FOR IT
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