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A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
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LOL
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these were the same idiots who said that fans do the mexican wave when they are bored with what is happening on the field - why do they think the english fans are doing that monotonous song over and over ?
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England vulnerable to a route one punt upfield by the goalkeeper.
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needed an England goal for Slovak to come out and play they are happy with their 3rd place
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In Harold we trust.
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Go Harry
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best England support ive ever seen
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Dirty Hazza
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I didn't expect Vardy and Sturridge to look so good in a first half-lets see if Kane and Rooney can do better against a tiring defence.
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Rooney's passing has been 1st class tonight. He must practise a lot
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Fcuking score ifs
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0-0 FT is certain.
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NEED. A. GOAL.
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Another overhit pass. They should be ashamed
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pp taking bets new England manager
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Wales V N Ireland last 16 imo
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we have been totally average in this half
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Relentless pish
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We have been totally England
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Worrying that we cannot score against this lot despite all of the pressure' we lack that certain finesse to open them up where it really counts
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VILIGANT - a new word in the Hoddle English dictionary
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total lack of imagination
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we must have all done something awful in a previous life to have to sit here and listen to Hoddle spout bollocks.
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could be worse, could be Andy Townsend lol
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Can't believe England still shorter than Italy in outright
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Paddy gets arrested for beating his wife.
The Judge asks "why do you keep beating her?". Paddy says "I think its my weight advantage,longer reach & superior footwork!". |
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This has been a really dull match, no creativity at all!
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Wonder how England is going to cope with a good team attacking them with loads of ball possession, if they can't score with 100% possession
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Hippie
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England 4th in outright odds.
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We have been ****. All huff and puff and zero quality
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a sh1t." |
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Wonder how England is going to cope with a good team attacking them with loads of ball possession, if they can't score with 100% possession.
As oppossed to a team with eleven men constantly behind the ball.(which has happened all 3 matches) |
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hope kane takes corner
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over. |
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Have 5 strikers and Hoddle wants Carroll there too
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That's not what I would call them glen (footballers)
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