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Fatslogger When: 09 Jun 18 22:43

Jun 9, 2018 -- 10:40PM, detraveller wrote:

I just had two small pieces of chicken and felt sick after the second one(as well as full obv). I think I need to see a doctor.

Yeah, I’d wait and see if you settle down and definitely don’t drink any booze.

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 22:44

I don't drink. less than a bier a month on average

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peckerdunne When: 09 Jun 18 22:44

suck a lolly

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:45

I drink and eat like Henry 8th every day

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:46

what do you do for fun DT?

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 22:46

master bait.

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peckerdunne When: 09 Jun 18 22:46

But shag like Henry the fourth....

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:46

Jun 9, 2018 -- 10:46PM, detraveller wrote:

master bait.

I surprised you have the energy

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peckerdunne When: 09 Jun 18 22:47

DET

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:47

Jun 9, 2018 -- 10:46PM, peckerdunne wrote:

But shag like Henry the fourth....

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Fatslogger When: 09 Jun 18 22:49

Jun 9, 2018 -- 10:43PM, detraveller wrote:

someone recommended a spoonful of jager before eating. which is why i asked.

Slap them round the head when you next see them, is my professional advice.

On my brother’s stag do, one of the guys asked me why he was feeling peaky and what he should do about it. I pointed out that he’d consumed roughly his body weight in alcohol and rich food over the previous five days (3 of them in Vegas) and that he could probably work out for himself what was wrong and that I suggested less booze if he wanted to feel better. He said he wasn’t happy and wanted a second opinion.

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 22:53

Slap them round the head when you next see them, is my professional advice.
It was my father

He was similar to me, as was my grandfather, so being so lightweight runs in the family, which is why ive never been to a doctor.
My father was given a similar recommendation by someone, not booze, but a medizine rich in booze. That doctor later told him it was the booze that helped him eat more and gain weight. I know the doctor. Should I slap him instead?

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:53

Besides as cough suppressant, Jagermeister is also well known as digestive medicine because among the secret recipes of Jagermeister, there are some herbs and spices that are actually great for digestion such as cinnamon, ginger root, licorice root and rose hips that are great to prevent diarrhea.
Believe it or not, Jägermeister is actually good for you, when consumed in moderation, as it was originally marketed as a stomach digestive and cough suppressant. ... Interestingly, Jägermeister is brewed more like a tea than liquor distillation

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:54

guiness?? ask pecker!

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 22:54

I weighed myself two days ago and I was 45kg. With clothes on. So I think a visit to the doctor is due.

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:54

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:55

I have turds that weigh more than that

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peckerdunne When: 09 Jun 18 22:56

45 wtf

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 22:56

Turd
A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.

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peckerdunne When: 09 Jun 18 22:57

I think you need to consume some Cannabis.

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:57

do you shop at mothercare?

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 22:58

Pecker, I don't have an issue feeling hungry. My problem is i feel full almost immediately, so can't eat much.

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Fatslogger When: 09 Jun 18 22:59

Have you lost any weight? Wouldn’t worry if not.

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 22:59

I once fainted at my home. Dad took me to the hospital and they couldn't get the BP strap on my arm

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peckerdunne When: 09 Jun 18 22:59

Mothercare i am pissi ng myself

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 22:59

Jun 9, 2018 -- 10:58PM, detraveller wrote:

Pecker, I don't have an issue feeling hungry. My problem is i feel full almost immediately, so can't eat much.

sounds like gastroparesis

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 23:00

Fats, i've never weighed more than 50. That was after a month of extreme diet.

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 23:00

Jun 9, 2018 -- 10:59PM, detraveller wrote:

I once fainted at my home. Dad took me to the hospital and they couldn't get the BP strap on my arm

building up quite a pic of you DT

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peckerdunne When: 09 Jun 18 23:01

Fats, i've never weighed more than 50. That was after a month of extreme diet.

So it took a month of extreme dieting to put on 5Kg

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 23:01

Jun 9, 2018 -- 10:59PM, peckerdunne wrote:

Mothercare i am pissi ng myself

I didnt even get the joke

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peckerdunne When: 09 Jun 18 23:02

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Fatslogger When: 09 Jun 18 23:02

Jun 9, 2018 -- 11:00PM, detraveller wrote:

Fats, i've never weighed more than 50. That was after a month of extreme diet.

Wouldn’t worry then, it’s just normal for you.

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peckerdunne When: 09 Jun 18 23:03

this is classic

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 23:03

Jun 9, 2018 -- 11:01PM, peckerdunne wrote:

Fats, i've never weighed more than 50. That was after a month of extreme diet. So it took a month of extreme dieting to put on 5Kg

Yes. You wont believe it, but it did. And then I get a flu or something and can't eat the same way for a couple days and it drops back to 46. Hence I don't try to go through the pain.

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Fatslogger When: 09 Jun 18 23:03

Jun 9, 2018 -- 11:01PM, detraveller wrote:

Jun 9, 2018 -- 10:59PM, peckerdunne wrote:Mothercare i am pissi ng myselfI didnt even get the joke

Baby clothes.

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 23:03

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 23:04

Np worries fats. Its just that I now get full and sick(nausea) quite quickly during meals.

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jucel69 When: 09 Jun 18 23:05

Jun 9, 2018 -- 11:04PM, detraveller wrote:

Np worries fats. Its just that I now get full and sick(nausea) quite quickly during meals.

gastroparesis

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detraveller When: 09 Jun 18 23:05

fk it anyways.

Windies drifing a bit helping here.

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