Are you stocking up ?

2 big bag of chips in the freezer - does that count?

garage groaning with bully beef and cans o beer.

my runner beans are from kenya  and courgettes from nigeria

peas also from kenya   - all in by rubber boat  or DC3

passport if you intend working in Dublin

I've stocked up with piles of dried lizard jerky.

Any depletion of the royal family and illuminutty is coincidental! :)

TBH you could go months on a pile of dried rice and peas and some multivitamins, I should get a couple bags "in case". Would also be handy in case of nuclear war or a zombie apocalypse.

The Evening Standard is free these days. Been collecting it a while now for you know what.

Fishing rod and garden fork/torch for allotment poaching

Fray Bentos a shocking omission

we have quite a few squirrels in our trees and the wood

maybe get a few cans of sweet corn for the geese and a thick staff.  Clump!!!!!

More chance the squirrels will eat you !

A kilo of Scotch oats lasts 3 weeks, I've got enough for a couple of months in case of bad weather.

we could all get the boat to the Isle of Man; stock up & return to cheers & wenches throwing rose petals (don't tell Aileen) at our feet. Not to mention what we could get for a Kilo of flour & bag of sugar

what do I do with all these rubber boats then?   I thought it would be a good investment

could base the dc3s   there!!

joking aside; the barrel was dredged today especially with Tescos announcing 4,000 job cuts on the same day. They've been in trouble for years (their own fault not Brexit) & now if fits in lovely with their agenda

sea above, moisok

the retailers are trying to spark a stampede

its shameful.


no need to panic till mid march earliest

actually Tesco remind me of the Bookmaking Industry; build tons of shops/superstores fill them with crap, then when everyone is fed up with the rubbish & getting ripped off; close a few hundred shops & blame something else

I've got my licensed shotgun and 1000 shells....I'm alright !

I think the prize for "brexit blame" was Jamie Oliver who had his range of loss making, overpriced, mediocre, small portion restaurants, and blamed having to close some (in expensive locations) on "Brexit"...

meanwhile the growth continues in cities around the country.  You will look round one day and wonder how they took over.

the brexit scandal is a beautiful attention grabber

do you honestly think we are going to starve, Donny?

If you buried pot noodle in a bunker for 1000 years it'd probably be more edible then than it is now. Pot noodle is what we need. Fill your cupboards.

ah but I am much moor cleverer than any of ewe on hear.  I am going to eat out every evening.  You lot are too stupid to think of that.

I've got two weeks supply of brie, sausages, bacon and those baguettes that you bake in the oven after a sprinkle of water. 2 cases of beers and a dozen bottles of Sauvignon so I think I'll be able to ride the storm hopefully .

Brie....it's not french is it ?

i dont think we will starve bap.

some things might be in short supply if no deal happens, cash machines might
be busy

no harm buying a few extra tins mid march if things look like they may
be required.

lidl selling lettuce seeds for 39p could be a sound investment anyway!

As is the sauvignon perhaps? Danish Bacon? French Baguettes? GERMAN SAUSAGES? I think Slippy is a EU loving traitor!

Someone ask him "good luck" is in German, see what his reply is.

i do expect the supermarkets to crank prices up if they get the stampede they are fishing for.

Slippy ! ...Viel Glück !

For those that don't get the reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0wNl66tT3Q

Beginning to think that Slippy is a 5th columnist.

Have instructed my broker to buy, buy, buy  British Wine Makers shares.

republic of ireland sold out of sledgehammers.

ah i always knew you were a sensible chap, Donny. The short sharp shock & a few months of pain has always been forecast. No one i know ever thought it was going to be easy & we will struggle for a while; but it's going to be nothing like as desperate as certain factions are making out, and tbph i do think it's falling on deaf ears anyway. People have been lied to so much already & are sick of the lot of them

I'm trying to imagine how the remoaners can get even more negative about Brexit, once it happens. They are already at 10.

Does the remoaner "we're all doomed you racist fascists who voted leave" whinge amplifier go to 11?

Don't leave the house without your ear defenders.

My neighbour keeps hens, I grow my own tomatoes and the farm at the back of my house has a dairy herd.
So between us we will survive on omelettes.

And for heaven's sake

DON'T WATCH THE BBC

If you watch the remoaners on the BBC all you'll do is come straight on here to moan about the remoaners.

Then I'll have to log out because of all the people moaning about the remoaners.

Which I'll start moaning about to whoever has the misfortune to cross my path.

On the bright side we can look forward to another 200 threads from the biscuiteer.

i have already started my campaign against Sky. Last year i crossed over to BT ( anomaly) i have now decided to blacklist the news channel (sorry Kay)

i am telling you all you are trapped,if you dont vote Theresa's deal you are left with no deal,and no deal will result in a court case over the backstop and then brexit will be kicked down the road for another 5 years.

Where would this court case be fought out Brassie?

and if you eliminate the back stop the belfast/good friday agreement (held by USA)WILL COME INTO PLAY.And the world countries all signed the peace treaty.and was voted in by all the people on both parts of the island of ireland.

why do conservatives now hate business?

if the uk crash out the european court of human rights will decide,even thought the USA are custodians of it,and mr Bill Clinton is the man in possession of it.

Trump v the EU fought out in an American courthouse.
Need to stock up on the popcorn.

aka i voted to leave like i have said before but the whole thing now has become a shambles and crazy, just get it sorted one way or the other ffs

brexit preppers now getting air time on some channelsmartial law may be introduced i may need to invest in some sort of weapon to protect my possessions

Anxious doesn't matter if it appears shambolic at this juncture.
The only thing that counts is the actual leaving.
Up until then it is nothing but sabre rattling and bluffing.

So what will the EU countries do with all the fresh foodstuffs they cant sell to us?

Lucky my fortune is in Gold and US dollars.

Hope it doesn't become like pre war Germany where people's life savings were wiped out overnight and a loaf cost one million Reichmarks

Britains obesity epidemic could be cured in a few months then.

Britains obesity epidemic could be cured in a few months then.

You're all foolish. No need to stock up. Just go to your local foodbank. Simples.

you beat me to saying it  - that's twice you have beaten me to the keyboard  injera  - but I am already down there waiting  - camped out  like wimble womble don

ps   repeating myself here

I will eat out every night so that solves it

and drunk all day in the local wivlespoons

Very odd that people should be mocking the situation. I guess you should expect no less from some of the lunatics on this forum. Just further evidence that having a referendum and leaving important decisions to a public vote was the most ludicrous thing this country has done in many centuries.

I am behind you 100 percent there asparagus  - when they are all starving why not pop round my place and I can eat you

thank you very much for your contribution

You see mr vegetable - my idea is brilliant - eating out etc - I will be putting no strain on the supermarkets having to stock their shelves and the rest can have my share - I am rather patriotic - not at all greedy - and generally a good egg.   I will have an extra one on my steak I think ho ho

Talking of looneys.   Have you seen this shower in parliament.   I think that is where our energy should be directed - getting rid of them -

Iraq war was a ludicrous decision that this country made without a referendum

asparagus
Very odd that people should be mocking the situation.


- What situation might that be? You don't seriously believe the garbage predicted??

I've no idea where you live. I live in a country with very low unemployment, rising wages, people so desperate to get here from France they're hiring moisok's rubber dinghies, wonderful businesses, incredible villages, towns and cities across 4 beautiful nations.

If you think this great Kingdom will shy from a No Deal challenge you're gravely mistaken.

YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY RUBBERS   ho ho ho