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2 big bag of chips in the freezer - does that count?
garage groaning with bully beef and cans o beer. |
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my runner beans are from kenya and courgettes from nigeria
peas also from kenya - all in by rubber boat or DC3 |
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passport if you intend working in Dublin
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I've stocked up with piles of dried lizard jerky.
Any depletion of the royal family and illuminutty is coincidental! :) |
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TBH you could go months on a pile of dried rice and peas and some multivitamins, I should get a couple bags "in case". Would also be handy in case of nuclear war or a zombie apocalypse.
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The Evening Standard is free these days. Been collecting it a while now for you know what.
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Fishing rod and garden fork/torch for allotment poaching
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Fray Bentos a shocking omission
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we have quite a few squirrels in our trees and the wood
maybe get a few cans of sweet corn for the geese and a thick staff. Clump!!!!! |
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More chance the squirrels will eat you !
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A kilo of Scotch oats lasts 3 weeks, I've got enough for a couple of months in case of bad weather.
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we could all get the boat to the Isle of Man; stock up & return to cheers & wenches throwing rose petals (don't tell Aileen) at our feet. Not to mention what we could get for a Kilo of flour & bag of sugar
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what do I do with all these rubber boats then? I thought it would be a good investment
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joking aside; the barrel was dredged today especially with Tescos announcing 4,000 job cuts on the same day. They've been in trouble for years (their own fault not Brexit) & now if fits in lovely with their agenda
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sea above, moisok
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actually Tesco remind me of the Bookmaking Industry; build tons of shops/superstores fill them with crap, then when everyone is fed up with the rubbish & getting ripped off; close a few hundred shops & blame something else
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the retailers are trying to spark a stampede
its shameful. no need to panic till mid march earliest |
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I've got my licensed shotgun and 1000 shells....I'm alright !
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I think the prize for "brexit blame" was Jamie Oliver who had his range of loss making, overpriced, mediocre, small portion restaurants, and blamed having to close some (in expensive locations) on "Brexit"...
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meanwhile the growth continues in cities around the country. You will look round one day and wonder how they took over.
the brexit scandal is a beautiful attention grabber |
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do you honestly think we are going to starve, Donny?
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If you buried pot noodle in a bunker for 1000 years it'd probably be more edible then than it is now. Pot noodle is what we need. Fill your cupboards.
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ah but I am much moor cleverer than any of ewe on hear. I am going to eat out every evening. You lot are too stupid to think of that.
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I've got two weeks supply of brie, sausages, bacon and those baguettes that you bake in the oven after a sprinkle of water. 2 cases of beers and a dozen bottles of Sauvignon so I think I'll be able to ride the storm hopefully .
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Brie....it's not french is it ?
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i dont think we will starve bap.
some things might be in short supply if no deal happens, cash machines might be busy no harm buying a few extra tins mid march if things look like they may be required. lidl selling lettuce seeds for 39p could be a sound investment anyway! |
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As is the sauvignon perhaps? Danish Bacon? French Baguettes? GERMAN SAUSAGES? I think Slippy is a EU loving traitor!
Someone ask him "good luck" is in German, see what his reply is. |
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i do expect the supermarkets to crank prices up if they get the stampede they are fishing for.
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Slippy ! ...Viel Glück !
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For those that don't get the reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0wNl66tT3Q |
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Beginning to think that Slippy is a 5th columnist.
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Have instructed my broker to buy, buy, buy British Wine Makers shares.
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republic of ireland sold out of sledgehammers.
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ah i always knew you were a sensible chap, Donny. The short sharp shock & a few months of pain has always been forecast. No one i know ever thought it was going to be easy & we will struggle for a while; but it's going to be nothing like as desperate as certain factions are making out, and tbph i do think it's falling on deaf ears anyway. People have been lied to so much already & are sick of the lot of them
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I'm trying to imagine how the remoaners can get even more negative about Brexit, once it happens. They are already at 10.
Does the remoaner "we're all doomed you racist fascists who voted leave" whinge amplifier go to 11? |
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Don't leave the house without your ear defenders.
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My neighbour keeps hens, I grow my own tomatoes and the farm at the back of my house has a dairy herd.
So between us we will survive on omelettes. |
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And for heaven's sake
DON'T WATCH THE BBC |
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If you watch the remoaners on the BBC all you'll do is come straight on here to moan about the remoaners.
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