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The Fastest Milk Cart In The The West....Benny Hill
Shaddap You Face.....Joe Dolce
Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie
Two Little Boys (can't bring myself to type the name)!!!
There's No One Quite Like Grandma....St Winifred's School Choir
Goodness Gracious Me....Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren (I actually like this one)!
The Streak... Ray Stevens
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour....Lonnie Donegan (stupid name)!
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah.....Allan Sherman
Monster Mash....Leonard Capizzi
Five Feet High And Rising....Johnny Cash
They're coming to take me away Ha- Haaa....Jerry Samuels
A Boy Named Sue....Johnny Cash
I Wish I Could Fly....Keith Harris and Orville
Everything by The Baron Knights
Everything by Chas & Dave
Lofty....Don Estelle & Windsor Davies
Wombles Songs...all by Mike Batt
The Birdy Song.....The Tweets (Tw@ts)
Agadoo....Black Lace...Horrendous!!!
Fan Dabi Dozi..... The Krankies
Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie
I'm bored now; there must be hundreds, so what would be the most recent one?
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stop the cavalry ? not quite a novelty song imo
what about £1 fish, or wealdstone raider song as recent examples |
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ding dong the witch is dead
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AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.
Dictated it ? |
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Peter Kay did one as Geraldine
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Unfortunately I did type it, over several days, whist waiting for the racing.
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I suppose one line per day is not too bad
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How come there's no dogs day B side to a Tommy Cooper Don't Jump off the roof dad.
Or Ken Dodd's unforgettable A Penis |
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A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess,
I thank the lord that I possess More than my share of a penis. Mrs mememe likes it too, she says. |
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The Leopard 31 Jan 17 13:00
AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands. 63 freds on the Trumpster  |
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One of my favourite videos ever, is this one. Look at the happy smiling children
 Happiness . https://youtu.be/zhqlmdrk5Ns |
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"When it comes to measuring a man's success, don't count money count happiness"
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MD
Read down earlier posts ... are you sure?? |
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Yes, I'm sure
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I once lived in a semi detached property where the couple in the other half had noisy and obviously anal sex. Once a month , on a Thursday. We got sick of this Thursday performance so bought a cd with The Laughing Policeman on it. We waited for their next session
Once the neighbour's member was firmly entrenched on went Charlie Penrose at full volume. We never heard them again. On the same cd was the Tessie O'Shea singing Nobody Loves A Fairy When She Is Forty, a great number. |
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'Star Trekkin' and 'Arthur Daley E's Alright' both by The Firm.
Shaddupyouface kept Vienna by Ultravox from being #1. Utter madness! |
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dunlaying....the best way to deal with noisy neighbours like this, is to record them, and play it back at massive volume!
They wouldn't dare complain as you would say "it's not our noise it's yours" and they would be mortified. A good way also to deal with barking dogs or screaming kids etc.... |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4
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