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There used to be a plethora of them, but we don't seem to hear them much these days, thank God
The Fastest Milk Cart In The The West....Benny Hill
Shaddap You Face.....Joe Dolce
Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie
Two Little Boys (can't bring myself to type the name)!!!
There's No One Quite Like Grandma....St Winifred's School Choir
Goodness Gracious Me....Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren (I actually like this one)!
The Streak... Ray Stevens
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour....Lonnie Donegan (stupid name)!
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah.....Allan Sherman
Monster Mash....Leonard Capizzi
Five Feet High And Rising....Johnny Cash
They're coming to take me away Ha- Haaa....Jerry Samuels
A Boy Named Sue....Johnny Cash
I Wish I Could Fly....Keith Harris and Orville
Everything by The Baron Knights
Everything by Chas & Dave
Lofty....Don Estelle & Windsor Davies
Wombles Songs...all by Mike Batt
The Birdy Song.....The Tweets (Tw@ts)
Agadoo....Black Lace...Horrendous!!!
Fan Dabi Dozi..... The Krankies
Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie
I'm bored now; there must be hundreds, so what would be the most recent one?
The Fastest Milk Cart In The The West....Benny Hill
Shaddap You Face.....Joe Dolce
Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie
Two Little Boys (can't bring myself to type the name)!!!
There's No One Quite Like Grandma....St Winifred's School Choir
Goodness Gracious Me....Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren (I actually like this one)!
The Streak... Ray Stevens
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour....Lonnie Donegan (stupid name)!
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah.....Allan Sherman
Monster Mash....Leonard Capizzi
Five Feet High And Rising....Johnny Cash
They're coming to take me away Ha- Haaa....Jerry Samuels
A Boy Named Sue....Johnny Cash
I Wish I Could Fly....Keith Harris and Orville
Everything by The Baron Knights
Everything by Chas & Dave
Lofty....Don Estelle & Windsor Davies
Wombles Songs...all by Mike Batt
The Birdy Song.....The Tweets (Tw@ts)
Agadoo....Black Lace...Horrendous!!!
Fan Dabi Dozi..... The Krankies
Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie
I'm bored now; there must be hundreds, so what would be the most recent one?
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stop the cavalry ? not quite a novelty song imo
what about £1 fish, or wealdstone raider song as recent examples
what about £1 fish, or wealdstone raider song as recent examples
AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.
Dictated it ?
Dictated it ?
Unfortunately I did type it, over several days, whist waiting for the racing.
How come there's no dogs day B side to a Tommy Cooper Don't Jump off the roof dad.
Or Ken Dodd's unforgettable A Penis
Or Ken Dodd's unforgettable A Penis
A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess,
I thank the lord that I possess
More than my share of a penis.
Mrs mememe likes it too, she says.
I thank the lord that I possess
More than my share of a penis.
Mrs mememe likes it too, she says.
The Leopard 31 Jan 17 13:00
AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.
63 freds on the Trumpster
AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.
63 freds on the Trumpster
Jan 31, 2017 -- 1:59PM, mememe wrote:
A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess,I thank the lord that I possessMore than my share of a penis.Mrs mememe likes it too, she says.
When Brigite Bardot appeared on Desert Island Discs and said she wanted 'A penis' (in her French accent) by Ken Dodd as one of her records, the presenter said 'We'll come onto your luxury item later, dear'
Jan 31, 2017 -- 2:02PM, saddo wrote:
The Leopard 31 Jan 17 13:00 AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.63 freds on the Trumpster
Trump-monster.....I think you mean.
One of my favourite videos ever, is this one. Look at the happy smiling children 
Happiness
.
https://youtu.be/zhqlmdrk5Ns
Happiness
.
https://youtu.be/zhqlmdrk5Ns
"When it comes to measuring a man's success, don't count money count happiness" 
I once lived in a semi detached property where the couple in the other half had noisy and obviously anal sex. Once a month , on a Thursday. We got sick of this Thursday performance so bought a cd with The Laughing Policeman on it. We waited for their next session
Once the neighbour's member was firmly entrenched on went Charlie Penrose at full volume. We never heard them again.
On the same cd was the Tessie O'Shea singing Nobody Loves A Fairy When She Is Forty, a great number.
Once the neighbour's member was firmly entrenched on went Charlie Penrose at full volume. We never heard them again.
On the same cd was the Tessie O'Shea singing Nobody Loves A Fairy When She Is Forty, a great number.
'Star Trekkin' and 'Arthur Daley E's Alright' both by The Firm.
Shaddupyouface kept Vienna by Ultravox from being #1. Utter madness!
Shaddupyouface kept Vienna by Ultravox from being #1. Utter madness!
dunlaying....the best way to deal with noisy neighbours like this, is to record them, and play it back at massive volume!
They wouldn't dare complain as you would say "it's not our noise it's yours" and they would be mortified.
A good way also to deal with barking dogs or screaming kids etc....
They wouldn't dare complain as you would say "it's not our noise it's yours" and they would be mortified.
A good way also to deal with barking dogs or screaming kids etc....
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