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Chit Chat
The Fastest Milk Cart In The The West....Benny Hill
Shaddap You Face.....Joe Dolce
Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie
Two Little Boys (can't bring myself to type the name)!!!
There's No One Quite Like Grandma....St Winifred's School Choir
Goodness Gracious Me....Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren (I actually like this one)!
The Streak... Ray Stevens
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour....Lonnie Donegan (stupid name)!
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah.....Allan Sherman
Monster Mash....Leonard Capizzi
Five Feet High And Rising....Johnny Cash
They're coming to take me away Ha- Haaa....Jerry Samuels
A Boy Named Sue....Johnny Cash
I Wish I Could Fly....Keith Harris and Orville
Everything by The Baron Knights
Everything by Chas & Dave
Lofty....Don Estelle & Windsor Davies
Wombles Songs...all by Mike Batt
The Birdy Song.....The Tweets (Tw@ts)
Agadoo....Black Lace...Horrendous!!!
Fan Dabi Dozi..... The Krankies
Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie
I'm bored now; there must be hundreds, so what would be the most recent one?
what about £1 fish, or wealdstone raider song as recent examples
Dictated it ?
Or Ken Dodd's unforgettable A Penis
I thank the lord that I possess
More than my share of a penis.
Mrs mememe likes it too, she says.
AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.
63 freds on the Trumpster
Jan 31, 2017 -- 7:59AM, mememe wrote:
A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess,I thank the lord that I possessMore than my share of a penis.Mrs mememe likes it too, she says.
When Brigite Bardot appeared on Desert Island Discs and said she wanted 'A penis' (in her French accent) by Ken Dodd as one of her records, the presenter said 'We'll come onto your luxury item later, dear'
Jan 31, 2017 -- 8:02AM, saddo wrote:
The Leopard 31 Jan 17 13:00 AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.63 freds on the Trumpster
Trump-monster.....I think you mean.
Happiness
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https://youtu.be/zhqlmdrk5Ns
Once the neighbour's member was firmly entrenched on went Charlie Penrose at full volume. We never heard them again.
On the same cd was the Tessie O'Shea singing Nobody Loves A Fairy When She Is Forty, a great number.
Shaddupyouface kept Vienna by Ultravox from being #1. Utter madness!
They wouldn't dare complain as you would say "it's not our noise it's yours" and they would be mortified.
A good way also to deal with barking dogs or screaming kids etc....
