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By:
zorrostrikes
When: 29 Dec 16 17:27
i'm for it.
By:
stewarty b
When: 29 Dec 16 18:07
Ron Pillock
29 Dec 16 17:14
Joined: 11 Nov 09
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My local crem has em backing up waiting to get in the ovens.  Two chapels  doing about six funerals each a day. As one goes out the back the next one is coming through the front, the ovens never get time to cool down.  Makes you realise what an industrial process it is.  Takes the sentimentality out of it somewhat.




The thing is Ron, when you go into the oven does that include the coffin? I could google I suppose but if that is the case it seems that when the relitive collects the ashes it's like being short changed thinking it's only the humans ashes that are left?

Plus those who are into recycling would prefer the body only option.
By:
stewarty b
When: 29 Dec 16 18:08
*relative
By:
Foinavon
When: 29 Dec 16 18:11
Business opportunity here perhaps?
Rentabox coffins for hire. They are only needed for a couple of days and would last decades with perhaps the occasional change of lining.
By:
Foinavon
When: 29 Dec 16 18:14
You could even have some sponsorship with a discreet Macdonalds logo on the end nearest the congregation.
By:
Ron Pillock
When: 29 Dec 16 18:15
2nd hand slightly scorched only one careful user.....I see a Dragons Den pitch.
By:
stewarty b
When: 29 Dec 16 18:21
Laugh
By:
Journeyman
When: 29 Dec 16 21:02
There's no such thing as death.

This experience is some sort of test, a 3d arcade game with unknown rules, which I am playing until the end of the level.
Everyone else is just a character in my game. As soon as they leave my vision they cease to be. thank f*^k.

My consciousness builds and expands every day with each day's experience.
It is inconceivable that it could ever 'die'.
By:
scandanavian_haven
When: 29 Dec 16 21:12
your body ages every day and you will be dead like the rest of usGrin
By:
Vubiant
When: 29 Dec 16 21:54
I often wonder what those people think who say they expect to see their friends and relations on the other side.
What will the setting be ,what age will they be ,what will they be wearing and what will they be doing ?
It's utterly weird that some people harbour notions like this.
Plus - will they also encounter people they would wish not to.Grin
By:
Latalomne
When: 29 Dec 16 22:37
I can't say as I really fear death, but I do fear the idea of dying before I've had a chance to do all the stuff I want to do.  I might not always show it, but I do quite enjoy being alive.
By:
Facts
When: 30 Dec 16 00:00
stewarty b    29 Dec 16 18:07 
Ron Pillock
29 Dec 16 17:14
Joined: 11 Nov 09
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My local crem has em backing up waiting to get in the ovens.  Two chapels  doing about six funerals each a day. As one goes out the back the next one is coming through the front, the ovens never get time to cool down.  Makes you realise what an industrial process it is.  Takes the sentimentality out of it somewhat.



The thing is Ron, when you go into the oven does that include the coffin? I could google I suppose but if that is the case it seems that when the relitive collects the ashes it's like being short changed thinking it's only the humans ashes that are left?

Plus those who are into recycling would prefer the body only option.



More to the point.Do they empty the ashes after each cremation.  Are we sure the ashes are just of our relative, and not a mixture of half a dozen cremations.
By:
Foinavon
When: 30 Dec 16 00:13
Ashes are ashes and no longer the person who died. It's what the recipient thinks he/she is getting that matters not what it actually is, (although I don't doubt the crematorium staff do their best).
By:
Jack Hacksaw
When: 30 Dec 16 09:05
With the rise of multiculturalism, I am surprised not to see semi-burnt, decomposing carcasses on rafts floating down our inland waterways.
By:
Slicer
When: 30 Dec 16 13:40
Crems are highly regulated. In my great experience of dealing with crems, I have never come across one run in an unsympathetic way  or like a factory (that doesn't mean they don't exist. If you are aware of one like that, favour a different one with your custom. There are plenty from which to choose. I hope this is of assistance. I am also aware of a vast increase in non religious, humanist ceremonies.
By:
xmoneyx
When: 30 Dec 16 13:44
when I'm cremated,they can mix my ashes with a few others if they want

crem de la crem
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