MY MUM'S THE SAME - WON'T LET ME OUT - SHE SAYS IF THOSE WOMEN GET HOLD OF YOU !!!  YOU WILL GET ALL SORTS OF DISEASES!!!

MUM SAYS SHE IS ALL THE WOMAN I NEED!!!

Your mum sounds more clued up than you do tbf.

YOU MIGHT FALL OUT

PRICKS DON'T GET TO FK ANYTHING YOU BIG TART

As if I care AFTERTHOUGHT ...you and I know the truth.
Thailand is a wonderful place to holiday.

"Are you all that ugly or socially inept that you cannot meet a nice girl at home and have to basically go and buy one"


Little fact for you. Most men who buy sex are married or have partners. Now just let that sink it for a minute

Men who pay for sex are most likely to be single

Source: University College London and Home Office

So it's a fact, huh Plat?

another epic fail Kenbo you assume to much,I go to work i dont only
work in Bedford as you and your equally inept friend divi bird think.where did i say I went
there to get my rocks off? i know the truth gets in the way of your fertile imagination.as for hookers i am sure you would know more about that than me.
a fact from another source i have heard is that 90% of females in Pattaya are available.

I did a little bit of homework! If you have other stats, let's see 'em. I quoted my source, even if it's wrong.

I can't help but smirk when a bloke tells me he's of to Thailand, it must be the cynic in me.

Enjoy your time there Dippy. But it ain't for me, I'd rather sh@g a bird who's up for it instead of travelling half way round the world to pay someone.

It looks like you were telling me that you worked. You need to be a bit clearer when you're typing out a reply, Salmon Spray was right about you!

I didn't realise you were working out there. I take it prostitution is only for holidaymakers then?

You don't have to be in Thailand to go for a drink with a ladyboy!!

MY MUM SAYS HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS EXPENSIVE : AND AS FOR A WIFE!!!   WOULD IT BE CHEAPER TO HAVE A LADY OF THE NIGHT!!??  HOW MUCH DO WIVES COST TO RUN??

MY MUM SAYS I HAVE TO GO AND WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP.  THEN APOLOGISE TO MR MAGNET HAGNET OR WHATEVER, FOR BADMOUTHING HIM ON HERE COZ HE IS RIGHT(AT LEAST MY MUM SAYS) - I PROBABLY DRANK TOO MUCH WHITE LIGHTNING TODAY.   MR MAGNET IS RIGHT ABOUT KNOBS - I ACTUALLY KNOW SOMEONE ON HERE WHO HAS DONE IT AND HE IS IN TROUBLE OR AT LEAST HIS WEANIE IS - SO MAGNET  YOU ARE RIGHT.

I AM TRYING, AND FAILING, (WHILST LISTENING TO JOHN LORD) TO EMULATE A RATHER FAMOUS FORUMITE!!!

KENBO

MY MUM WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

SHE SAYS LITTLE KIDDIES GET THEIR EARS BOXED WHERE SHE COMES FROM!!!!

"Is Mobo O.K, or is he always a bit unbalanced"
Definateley unbalanced ...

Mobo, shout down to your mum and tell her I live in Loughborough.

Condemnation without Investigation is the height of Ignorance!

I have no idea how old any of my girlfriends were, I'm not sure even how many of them were even girls.

Of course a gentleman would never lower himself and be so bold as to ask a lady her age.

Chivalry is not dead and when it comes to women, those suckers fall for it every time - until women evolve and develop
a better taste in men then 'I' am what they will continue to get!

Anyway they are all f*cking liars, also they are very petite and some who look 15 or 16 are in fact way past 18 so it makes it really difficult to tell.

I have probably sha*ged better looking men than some of you have sha*ged women

When I met my wife she told me she was 25, turns out she's 35 - liars all of them. We have two kids so I was obviously right at least once.


She's pretty as a daisy,
But look out man she's crazy,

You're gonna need an ocean, of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound,
The minute you start to mess around,

Coasters have obviously been to Thailand.

Those not in favour of our carnal, multicultural escapades need to keep posting or else, as from your continued silence and absence it shall be construed that
'Ye shall beith' on that plane to Thailand. Go get um boys, their ready and waiting.


I had another flashback last night - I remembered when me and my mate were in the clinic waiting room, three or four girls in there as well waiting for test results etc. Nurse comes out and calls my mate in with this girl who was sat next to him (hee hee she thought they were together), mate goes in room giving me a strange glance over his shoulder.

Doc asks him to drop his pants and the girl to do the same (they never ask what's wrong with you as they've heard it all before and it’s not that type of clinic you go to with a cough).

Now my mate and this girl look at each other but for some reason he still keeps pulling his trousers down whilst looking at her, F*ck knows why he did not say anything cos the doctor spoke English, eventually the girl muttered something in Thai and the doctor realised they were not together so just asked then to turn away from each other - not for one of them to leave the room but just turn around - it’s a great place.

I was living with this bird in her room, but I used to f*ck around. She came in the bar one day and slapped me in front of everyone and said ' you give me itchy fanny', I did not know what the f*ck she was on about, I was all high and mighty how I would never do that, I had no itch - within an hour I was itching like f*ck, and within 2 hrs any sign of moisture on my co*k was gone, it was as dry as a camels ass and my helmet had cracks all over it like a desert without water for 20years.

Doctor said I had a fungus - hey ho I thought - a few bob martins and right as rain again.


When I woke up in hospital after I had my leg pinned I noticed I was in a room with two beds, next to me was a women who had just given birth, really weird but I did not think anything of it because I was still groggy and hey this is Thailand after all.
Food came and it was something called 'Jobe', it’s just rice soup. About 15 mins later they came in and took me off to a single room with a TV and I was given a menu which had stuff like spaghetti bolognese and steak on it - I twigged then that the Insurance company must have confirmed they were paying the cost.

I had insurance and the paperwork made it all sound really easy, any problems just show this card and everything will be ok. Well this is Thailand and as I was being wheeled into the hospital this person appeared and started asking me all sorts of questions in English, name, etc, etc. I mentioned I had insurance and they said no good need deposit.

I’m laid on this stretcher, half pi*ssed, in agony, my legs clearly broken cos I saw it move at the shin when they picked me up – I was laid in the road, ambulance comes, two guys jump out and their first concern was get me out of the road, I was backing the traffic up on 2nd road, it is rather busy and gridlocked normally without some pi*sed foreginer lying in the road making it worse.

The ambulance guys never even looked me over, they were not the least bit interested with what was wrong with me, one picks me up by the armpits and the other grabs some material on the two legs of the loose trousers I was wearing. F*king agony when they picked me up as my leg moved.

In the hospital I did not know what the f*ck they were on about, they kept saying credit card, credit card. Did not have the miracle insurance card with me so mate popped back hotel and picked it up and brought it to hospital - everything will be okay now I thought, showed them the card and it meant f*ck all as far as they were concerned,I was in no fit state to call the insurance company and strangely there was no nukber on the card. All they kept saying was credit card, credit card - pointless really as I never had one and only had £100 left as we were going home in two days.

Everything went a bit blurry after that, I remember having an X-Ray and saw my mate at the foot of the bed who said 'Yep definitely broken, that’s you f*cked.' Then I remember having an ECG (nurse said in her best English that they were checking my heart was strong enough for the operation).

After that I was wheeled back through the main area and in comes a bloke on a stretcher, covered in blood and a f*cking machete embedded in his shoulder, all hell broke loose, people shouting in Thai at the ambulance guys - Mr Machete gets wheeled back out - upshot of it all as my mate later found out was he would have had no money to pay so he had to go to the poor persons hospital - at least there seemed to be one, my mate found out the hospital I was in Pattaya Memorial was where they would take all the foreigners who f*ck themselves up on holiday, they knew most would have insurance so it was good business.

Last thing I remembered before the anaesthetic took hold was signing a piece of paper on a clipboard the nurse gave me - I couldn’t read it so i just signed it. Dave my mate had a look and said its okay it just says if you die during the operation then its not their fault.

Anyway all went well, and after the op I met the doctor who spoke good English, he had trained in America for 5 years - I felt a bit better. Never had my leg in plaster at all, they just fitted a plate and screws and wrapped a bandage around it, like that for two weeks hobbling around on crutches in the hospital roomfor about 2 weeks.

Used to pop in next room and see a welsh guy in there with gout, can't remember his name but there were two welsh guys who had been made redundant so they came to thailand - they took a lease on a bar  - you cant own it but you can rent it and run it through a Thai, a lot of foreigners doing that in Thailand. They were lving there for free, free beer and women, all they wanted, they were running bar girls but poor f*cker had gout and never had any insurance either so I think the hospital stay took a big wedge from them. They were still running the bar when I left for home, probably just take a while ot get back on top of thing cash wise.

Because he never had insurance the food choice was poor, he never really took to Thai food, so the girls in the bar would cook something like sausage and mash and bring it to the hospital with some bottles of beer - I kid you not its not a problem to have women or beer in your hospital room.


2 weeks later I was out of hospital, then was told I had to wait another two weeks before flying. Every night though I still went out and got reasonably pissed, I was still at it like a f*cking rabbit - I had even been sh*gging in the hospital, the bird I was with would ride me and I could see the door from the bed - they probably would not have given a f*ck anyway.

Never had so much sympathy from the girls in the bars when I had the broken leg, they would see me swinging down the street on my crutches toward whatever bar, they would run out and help me into the bar, sit me down, serve me all night, mop me down with the little cooled wet wipes, free manicure, free ear clean, it was just awesome.

If you don’t go you will never know, I have always maintained that if a man does not ever go to somewhere like Thailand before he leaves this Earth and experience that side of things then he is missing something special.

I don’t for one minute expect any do gooder, god fearing, happily married, miserably married but afraid to leave her, only ever sh*gged one bird, married my girlfriend from school person, to grasp what I am saying – you just keep pumping away missionary style, you’re probably great but you will never know – in Thailand you’ll find out what you’ve been doing wrong for all these years.

rockinron do you ever come across a guy called Lam Morrison he plays around
pattaya.I recommended some friends to go to his gig he but i forgot where he,s at.
any ideas TIA.

just got back in nov from my 5th trip to Thailand and still love the place,went to krabi for a bit this time , everywhere there has something different to offer.bridge over the river kwai up north with chang  mai, pattayais what it is  and  a little island south of that koh chang, just love that place,bangkok, go visit nana plaza, the worlds biggest adult playground.