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What's your favourite one liner or phrase of all time ?
What's your favourite one liner or phrase of all time ?
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Nothing exceeds like excess
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'Best part of you came out the crack of your moma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress'
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'You were a waste of a wank lad'
'Your father should have rolled over' |
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'Looks about as good as John merricks arse'
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YOUR DAD WS A BL@CK MUZZY IMMIGRANT
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been called " a waste of a pair of overalls " on several occasions !! ( shipyard banter ).
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She's got a f@nny like a stamped bat
Grinning like a w@nk1ng J@p Quivering like a sh1tt1ng dog ....and if you're selling those puppies, I'll have the one with the red nose A curry that left my @rse looking like the flag of Japan |
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever".
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do the books,do the books(you had to be there really)
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You can’t convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it’s based on a deep seated need to believe.
Misatributed to Carl Sagan but I associate him with it. |
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I couldn't be less interested
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FlowerMyth
31 Jul 15 23:46 Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end. I come from Montana, a place so flat you can look into the distance and see the back of your own head |
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"Got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"
"I didn't know whether to fk it or fight it" Couple of my own there...:) |
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She's got a fanny like Humpty Dumpty's polo neck.
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You look worse than Quasimodo after a run up the tower stairs.
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Muhammad Ali , "It's hard to be humble when you are as great as I am."
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A good friend of mine said this in our year 11 Geography class. It's always stayed with me for some reason.
"Life's a gamble. Then you die." |
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It's deja vu all over again....
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'If you've got f00k all to say, say f00k all.'
'A fanny like a wizards sleeve.' 'A face like a robbers dog' 'A face that would stop a clock' An ar*se like a Japanese flag. An ar*se like the map of Bonanza. |
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"I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is 6 to 5 against." Damon Runyon
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Women should be obscene and not heard- Groucho Marx
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Women should be obscene and not heard- Groucho Marx
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