deeply unattractive


bit like taylor swift

Ohh FFS, not Tax That

You'd think Palma would have washed her hands before going onstage?

She's still pretty agile isn't she?

Where's grado?

All u mugs who switched off?
You all wish you'd watched it now don't ya?

ROFL watched 143times on twitter

Little Chinese guy who pulled the Cape off will be making clothes for primary next week

fair play to Madge - if that had been Jack Wilshere, he'd still be down there now

seem to remember a posh kid 'florence and the machine ' being all the rage last year or year before, i take it currenty residing in the ' where are you now file '

Florence Leontine Mary Welch was born in Camberwell, London on 28 August 1986. Her British father is Nick Welch, an advertising executive.[5] Her mother, Evelyn Welch, is an American expatriate from New York[5] who was educated at Harvard University and the Warburg Institute, University of London.[6] She is currently Professor of Renaissance Studies and Vice-Principal for Arts and Sciences at King's College London.[7] Nick and Evelyn later divorced in 1990,[8] and both remarried;[9] when she was 13 years old, Welch, her mother, and her two younger siblings moved in with their next-door neighbour and his three teenage children. According to Welch, "We get on brilliantly now, but it was a nightmare then. I just used to stay in my room and dance around".[10] Welch is the niece of the satirist Craig Brown[5] via Brown's wife and Welch's aunt, Frances Welch,[11] and granddaughter of former deputy editor of The Daily Telegraph and former Daily Mail parliamentary sketchwriter James Colin Ross Welch, originally of Cambridgeshire.[11][12]

Welch's fascination with terror and doom was intensified by the death of her grandparents within a few years of each other.[1] At 10 years old, Welch witnessed her paternal grandfather Colin's deterioration following a stroke and death on 28 January 1997;[9] at 14 years old, her maternal grandmother, an art historian who had suffered from manic depression,[8] committed suicide.[1] During her youth, Welch was encouraged by her Scottish paternal grandmother, Sybil Welch (née Russell),[11] to pursue her performing and singing talents;[13] Welch sang "Over the Sea to Skye" at her paternal grandmother's funeral, following her death from a stroke.[13] Welch sang at her maternal grandmother's funeral as well.[14] Welch's dead grandmothers inspired numerous songs on Florence and the Machine's début album, Lungs.[15] Although she has an American passport via her mother, growing up, she did not spend much time in the United States.[14]

Florence was educated at Thomas's London Day School then went onto Alleyn's School, South East London, where she did well academically,[1] despite her diagnoses of dyslexia and dyspraxia.[16] Welch often got in trouble in school for impromptu singing.[1] Upon leaving secondary school and "just bumming around Camberwell where I lived, working at a bar and thought that I should start doing something with life", Florence studied at Camberwell College of Arts before dropping out to focus on her music.[1] Initially, she had intended to take a year out from her studies to "see where the music would go and then it started going somewhere so I never went back".[14]

Perhaps that's where Dizzy Rascal ended up..