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Like he existed in the same way as Jesus existed as a flesh and blood man not as a holy ghost,like, not as a zombie risen from the dead, like.
Just take a minute to imagine what its like to hear these fictions and fantasies being spread like influenza without a shred,a single shred, of empirical evidence. Why should any single part of my life be affected because of your fantasies? Cue cleverdickery. |
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lfc1971 - What kind of username is that? Have you envisaged a universe without Kenny Dalglish!
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religion is a virus of your mind (no fkers trying to cure it)
alzhemers is a disease of your mind ( the fkers are spending billions on it) which one has caused the most deaths to humanity |
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Dobbo - am I trying to IMPOSE upon you in some way? You sound most insistent and offended.........ya rotten fecker.
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call me a taxi
Did you ever read what the National Coal Board did with the donations from the public that were meant for families? What a bunch of coonts. I didn't know there was a controversy Taxi but looked it up in response to what you said. They used some of the cash to get rid of other coal tips rather than their own funds. That's beyond disgraceful. |
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It is a constant struggle to escape from other people and their overwhelming will.
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Napoleon...Stalin...Hitler...Ghenghis Khan...Mao...Pol Pot...religion, eh?
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"It is a constant struggle to escape from other people and their overwhelming will."
"Hell is other people." Sartre. |
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I think you've put that little rebellion to bed Vel'.
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"Life would be wonderful if only we didn't have to share it" J.D. Salinger
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Fookin' 'eck - I am amongst Trappist monks and desert saints here...they all want to be alone...like Garbo!
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I.m no rebel Vel', I just stole a line from Blackadder.
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Vel its not all about you,none of it is, and its not all about faith, but some of it is.
My sympathy is with the poor fckers who were gunned down in the name of some bullshit or other so do me a favour and give the smart alec replies a holiday. |
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Goodnight, thank you and may your god go with you as the late great Dave Allen used to say.
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No my friend, for that would make an end of Satire, would it not? And that would be a form of censorship, would it not?
Would it not? |
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Touché, Vel.
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Tangerine Touché, Tommy Toes.
Hey, Tommy, that was a nice French touch you did there.....I'm saying goodbye with a recommendation for the quite cryptic French scientist - and gambler - Blaise Pascal ; get a hold of PENSEES (Thoughts) by Blaise Pascal if you want a true insight into "Islam". The French adore Pascal...see "My Night With Maude." (Film). Good night people...note : NOT "God bless" as I ain't much for religious phrases and all...unlike Aka and Dave Allen...still suspect Aka is a M*S*N... ![]() |
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Haha! The accent nearly broke my keyboard, Vel, as my 'Alt Gr' is still blocked up with cup-a-soup from about 3 years ago!
Good night to you too mon ami! |
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Goodnight Tommy - check the FERMENTED VEG thread...I'll have to stop now as I'M LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES...first sign of...a comedian going into profit...! ££$££%%$$
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Was tempted to write "prophet" there, but I managed to resist as I don't work for the BBC.
By the way, all you anti-religious types - sorry to use that phrase - did you happen to notice that the French nation gathered around Notre Dame cathedral today, and the bells of the cathedral sounded?Just in case you failed to notice. My apologies if you did. |
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09 Jan 15 00:38 Joined: 30 Aug 02 | Topic/replies: 6,775 | Blogger: Velasquez's blog Aka - I like you more every day. Wait until he accuses you of "bricking" people's windows. Still, the Aberfan thing resonates. I recall, a few weeks I think after the Dunblane massacre, there was a memorial service in the school. It was live on radio and I caught it while driving home, in time to hear some cleric announce that "God was here that day", in reference to the mass shootings perpetrated by Thomas Hamilton. My first thought was, well if that's true, the Devil must have got there first. Then you think, if I'd been a parent of one of the kids blown away by the nutter, I'd have wanted to punch said cleric. "God was here that day". Just empty, vacant words. |
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A local radio presenter received a request for the song 'Abdul Abulbul Amir', which contains the line;
' The sons of the Prophet are brave men & bold...' He checked with his producer & decided not to play it. Instead he played 'The Sun Has Got It's Hat On'. Unfortunately, the version he played contained the line; 'He's been tanning n1ggers, out in Timbuctoo.' He was sacked, although he was offered his job back. http://www.westbriton.co.uk/BBC-Radio-Cornwall-presenter-David-Lowe-forced/story-21083825-detail/story.html |
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I've met a few Jesus freaks, mostly nice well meaning people but this Velasquez seems more concerned with trying to prove how intelectually superior he is to the non believers. Not a good advert for JC IMO.
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Vela's always on the Domestos when the flat seasons over....
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"I've met a few Jesus freaks, mostly nice well meaning people but this Velasquez seems more concerned with trying to prove how intelectually superior he is to the non believers. Not a good advert for JC IMO. "
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The two people whose images are not allowed to be shown on the BBC: "The Prophet" Mohammed and Jimmy Savile.
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Then again, perhaps I do!
![]() For those of you who just post about "religion" and never think it a worthy endeavour to consider the merest difference between Mohammedanism and Christianity, then consider this: a) It's forbidden in "Islam" to depict Mohammed... b) If you walk into any major museum of the West - the Prado, the National Gallery in London, etc. - you will be assailed by images of Jesus Christ...paintings by Caravaggio, Velazquez, Michelangelo, Raphael, Rembrandt and so on...and MY GOD ...it's ABSOLUTELY beautiful and thrilling ; perhaps even "P1ss Christ" by Andres Serrano.Here in Glasgow, we have the big Salvador Dali painting. There you are - all the way from A to B - just like Dobbo! Thin and Crispy - I too have met a few "Jesus freaks..." and I just think it's utterly WONDROUS that you have passed some sort of moral judgement upon me - even if it's only at the level of being "nice" or NOT "nice" as the case may be. Please try harder. Ratchet it up a bit. You know you can.And to think I used to be the good cop to Orioles' bad cop... Jeez, I...I kinda hate to be be called NOT nice...it's so.......EXCORIATING!! ![]() Yet ELECTRIFYING nonetheless! ![]() T&C -- by all means LET ME KNOW if all these emoticons and exclamation marks are BOTHERING you! So that I can post more of them in an increasingly irrelevant manner! Until I eventually grow weary and stop! ![]() |
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Thanks for the best post on this here thread, Sultan - you've said it all.
I could have stayed in the pub this afternoon. ![]() Though I can't help feeling that someone with such a fabeaux Username must have something to say about........(drum roll).........FERMENTED veg!!!!! |
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Yes, I could have stayed in the King Billy and Fermented Duck this afternoon, playing dominoes and drinking Domestos...
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Criticism of "religious nutjobs", "Jesus Freaks", etc...
a) They are THICK and DUMB. b) They are too INTELLECTUALLY RIGOROUS. ![]() ![]() ![]() Ker-chiiiiinnnggggg! --------------------------- Or should that be "intelectually" rigorous? Mate, you are being "crucified" in the Age of Spellchecker - it's not nice - I'm tempted to feck up my own spelling and grammar just to relieve the pressure! |
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More importantly what are the guidelines of any of the media on reporting anything about muslims?? I think we know the answer to that.
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The Guardian only reports good things about them.
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CMAT - Does The Guardian have a COMMENTS section where people can post their diverse opinions and views, etc?
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10 Jan 15 17:23 CMAT - Does The Guardian have a COMMENTS section where people can post their diverse opinions and views, etc? The comment boxes usually always remain closed for muslim related bad news. The last news (the last time I looked) about a month ago, concerning the Rotherham Abuse, was over 6 months a months ago. They've probably decided not to print any more as it doesn't suit their agenda. Mind you, if Nigel Farage farts, they do a full pager spread on it. |
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Did the people who make up this "guidance" ever watch Family Guy (shown everyday of the year on BBC) or American Dad?
They might be shocked at the ridicule of Islam in those shows. |
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Sultan -- Amen.
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Helissio - can I ask you a personal question? Are you in any way, shape or form a bit p1ssed off at the way Helissio has been forgotten, like Sagace and Trempolino and Peintre Celebre...like Generous and St.Jovite...it's all Frankel THIS and Frankel THAT 'til the end of Time now...
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1 Corinthians 2:14
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. - King James Bible "Authorized Version", Cambridge Edition |
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Amen...
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