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said Gerry McCann
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over and over
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and so to bed
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With Father Ted
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at the church of St. Cedd
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then he dropped dead
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when a flying buttress fell on his head
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I can see this thread going on for...like, you know...a while.
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as the simple things in life make you smile
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butter
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or clutter - the choice is yours
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whether or not to visit a house full of ****s
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w h o r e s
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s t o r e s
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with Betfair bores
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with putrid sores
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but still went out with Andrea from the Corrs
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Who looked like Jim from the doors
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who got stoned whilst out on the moors
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and rogered while on all fours
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breaking several laws
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and backing score draws
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In answer to the question
6,518 so far |
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If travelling by car
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to a nearby bar
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dressed in just knickers and bra
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with a jolly jack tar
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Plucking a guitar
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When everyone shouted "oh no" you`ve gone to far
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so forward in time
and we broke the rhyme |
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With a tin of tuna in brine
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Stop it now you ruthless swine
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as she was stripped and tied to a vine
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There's no stopping me now
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are you looking for a row
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Take that you C*nt
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you little runt
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we had a punt
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with a bookie with plenty of front
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on a horse owned by Nelson Bunker Hunt
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