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the tattooed lady, who had a
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large overdraft
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with chips and
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A tax free ISA
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a tax-free one? - sheisse!
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all on her left buttock in rather fetching shade of
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Whilst back at No 10
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Cameron and Osborne were
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locked in talks with Ivor
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the Engine
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Who
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IVOR THE ENGINE!! ffs
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Said Jones the steam
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As he left the sidings at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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on his way to Rhyl
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from where he planned to Bangor
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even though the only word of welsh she spoke was Prestatyn
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and the final straw came when
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Worzel Gummidge arrived
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And demanded his own field.
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'That fuil stop has facked the flow of words' said Aunt Sally
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who wasn`t feeling too well
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as Una had tweaked her Stubbs
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on the corner of
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the finishing post at Kempton whilst rushing to put
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a name to the face on
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Crimewatch
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presented by
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the recently sacked Diane Abbott, who remarked
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Its criminal the size of my arse in these
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regardless, my dimply and amply sized arse cheeks make michael portillo
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Look sane
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which is difficult considering
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cannot fathom this thread
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It's 6 feet deep
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as deep as the Rock is high
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Said Ivor the engine to Jones the Steam
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powered dildo
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I'm even more confused
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as he was putting on Ayers and graces
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