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from the Queen
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or Elton John, as he is known
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In the confusion, Miss Hilton began choking on the sausage even though it was only cocktail sized.
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but large enough to stop her breathing.
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a betfair ambulance was called, driven by
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each way, who got
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Stuck in
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the stair rail as he looked down a young lasses cleavage. Meanwhile
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upstairs
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downstairs had started
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To cook a meal for everyone apart from
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castor and polloux
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Who then removed their cunning disguise to reveal...
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Maggie Thatcher and John F Kennedy
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Playing Russian Roulette with a
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hand of bananas
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and a live pineapple
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when in walked
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Diane Abbott
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who was rather angry
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because she seen her own arse
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as a reflection in the hallway mirror
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it was a magic mirror
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which hung slighly
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to the right
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side of midfield where she`d always wanted to play
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This forum is fcuked, if you can't see it, then carry on, hope the dozen or so contributors will think it's worthwhile, then you probably will realize you are prehistoric ****s living in a bubble of obscurity, WDYGFYYFSSDIFC, or to put it another way ........growup
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sorry about that aberration, what really meant to say , go **** yourselves, you useless whingers, Shut up or put up, You useless bunch of keyboard warriors, and do something tangible, apart from flapping your gums on here
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blackjack, but chose roulette because
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She always bet on Black
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as like her taste in men, she always said once you go black, you can't go back. Meanwhile
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Back in Newham, the infamous London borough
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A BBC reporter was
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found in a pool of blood with a message pinned to his back
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talking to boxingthfox about
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how crime was blighting the area
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what we need is a vigilante, suddenly
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A bearded man in a frock
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with 'Squeeze Firmly' emblazoned over his chest
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Shouting Alan in a loud voice
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