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with half a brain
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called northernnutjoblad
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who joined Betfair
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with two aliens
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And began a journey of discovery
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in their trollship called
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Hussain
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and they all died in the 4th world war which obliterated everything in our solar system
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Luckily
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the chitchat alumni saw
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A Black hole which took them straight to
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planet purple. in a faraway universe.
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Though something strange had happened
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to liquidity they still
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Had a balance of over a million GBP
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in their dreams, sadly
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nonetheless, northernlad was gone, and peace
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on him
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and all who inhabited him
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Hello everyone,
I wish to complain about the victimisation of my son on this forum. Northernmam tells me that he is so distraught that he has started wetting the bed again and is completely off his cocopops. This unwarranted taunting has got to stop immediately. Yours Faithfully. Northerndad. |
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Upon quiet reflection
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we decided 'fack it, who cares?'
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Who wins
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A weekend in Paris
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Hilton, and your sausage
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in her hand
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chestnuts roasting on an open fire
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then disaster struck
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A face appeared at the darkened window
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The ghost of Jimmy Savile
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now then now then
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I could murder a cheese and chutney sandwich
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with a tasty beverage
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The sandwiches made a bolt for the door
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which was blocked by Freddie Mercury
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wearing a tracksuit
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's ghost
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Ans carrying a copy of the Daily Mail
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*and
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which he`d stolen
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