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new LP on the gramophone
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When Alice said "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
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'As many as that' said the Queen of hearts, looking at
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Alice saying “The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday-but never jam today
It must come sometime to jam today, Alice objected No it can't said the Queen It's jam every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know” |
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'I don't like Mondays' said Bob
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Then asked Alice “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
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The Queen mumbles in her coffee and suddenly roars
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“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.” |
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Enough of this madness said
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"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know".
Donald Rumsfeld. OR as I once said to Castor & Pollux - "The more things I learn, the less I seem to know!" |
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The forum was aghast as nl returned to the barren desert, striding like a giant
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pustulent boil
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On the side of his temple
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That looked like
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a tumour
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a flambeaud Christmas pudding
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or
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was it really northerlad who posted earlier
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after all many attended his funeral
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Bagpuss's
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family were there
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with Nick Griffin
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Who eased himself gently into Diane Abbots back
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door with a claw hammer
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His fevered tongue lashing wildly inside her
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fridge for a snack
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On seeing her black cherry pie
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gasping for air
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he put on a smog mask
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You kinky
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racehorse trainer
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who runs them in poor
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saddles and when the jockey fell off there was
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blood on the tracks
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And a hurricane blew
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in Berkeley Square
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like a rollin stone
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with Kate Moss
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on a hoss
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