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I'm carniverarse and would beat a dinosaur uncosno...unconscius..uncomssi....oh fack it.....I'd beat the big bastard to death with my MASSIVE club.
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[>o] MASSIVE?? I'LL FECKIN' MASSIVE YE!!!! You're not on Talk Radio now, pal! Quit your MASSIVE use of aspartame before it's too late!
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I've had 4 hundredweight (in old MASSIVE money) this week, am I too late ?
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Computer says there's a 38.44% chance you are!
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UP FOR SALE
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GET IT UP THERE - COME ON! [>o]
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OK
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up for winkle
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let this drop off now imo
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13 days is enuff for N E 1
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Exactly
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A belt for Orion.
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Mr. Winkle - got an Email from the Mr. Winkle Society today : Melvin Ferneley, a postal worker from Dartmouth, aged 24, would like to know if you prefer scampi or steak with your alcoholic beverages?
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No alcohol with a MASSIVE steak
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This from Charlie Reeker, a 19 year old student from Essex, reading Media Studies and Social & Green Thingies ; he hopes to be a bbc employee when he graduates :
"Mr.Winkle, do you fink the female of the species is evolving at a MASSIVE rate and that modern birds are much more beautiful than the old, clapped out birds from the past? For example - look at a old munter bird called Rita Hayworth from Souf America wot woz a chubber, really - now we have tall, slender, gorge queen birds like booty call Naomi Campbell. Do you agree that this kind of evolution is a good fing?" |
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Charlie - Campbell is a slapper from Streatham, in MASSIVE south London. Dressing up a turkey in nice clobber don't make it a facking Swan. She could neber be as veautiful as Rita Hayworth. It is a little known FACT that the BEATLES song Lovely Rita was meant for Ms Hayworth, but she was too busy making films to become a meter maid. She regretted this for the rest of her life.
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From Clark Dithy, 55, an aerosol manufacturer from Alabama :
"Mr. Winkle - what is your opinion of the modern day soccer player, typified by, for example, Ashley Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo?" |
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Clark - as you manufacture airarseoles did you manufacture these two examples ?
One is a pretty boy who should be in a poofs mag, not getting the ING-UR-LAND player Victoria Beckham booked for a mild kick to his leg. He aint so great that his team won the Jewels Reemay Terroffee, is he ? The other is an ugly bastard who shagged a northern slapper who happens to like a bit of rough, as proved by her choice since they split up. When she has time to go to the marital home and count her Elizabeth Duke jewellery, she'll probably find some missing. He didn't need the money, but he has to follow his culture, it's what the fans expect. |
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Thank you, Mr. Winkle. That concludes our Q & A session for the moment. Tomorrow, I can hopefully post this question from Zora Baumgarten, a 39 year old PR Consultant from New York :
"Mr.Winkle, do you have a decent recipe for scones?" |
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poor man's ttt thread imo
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I agree with FFT
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I agree with le willow vert
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ttt - Kevin Raleigh, a 20 year old council worker from Rochdale, has Emailed to say he agrees with youz.
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I disagree with Green Willow. [:x]
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Forget Green Willow - it's Green Nookie time. Consider this joke sent in by Craig McQueen, an unemployed bus driver (aged 29) from Coatbridge in Scotland...
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An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.' This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?' 'A new woman in the neighborhood', the sinner replied. 'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Marys.' At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs slightly apart, just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?' The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'. |
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Craig - don't give up your dayjob, unless you're a comedian.
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But he's UNEMPLOYED, Mr. Winkle!
 And probably UNEMPLOYABLE! |
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Velasquez
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ffs
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Very funny Vel!!!
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Baron Gerhard Kraeldach from Garching bei Munchen in Germany, asked, "Herr Winkle - are you think the Englischer football teemz let down queen elizabeta II with shirking und improper sex kondukt? Does you thinker der kommentatorz should stop endless wittering of 1966 with 1966 constant repeat saga unending - blah, blah, Bobby Moore Nobby Stile Gorton Bank?
Vhy not live ind present ie Deutschland 4 England 1.....?" |
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Mine hair Baron Gerhard Kraeldach
I am not liking ze football, eefen ven England were thrashing your lot, as they did in 1966. I haf photo of netherlandese player Koemann here. After ze game ze players are svopping zare shirts and also autographed photographs ov ze fallen Madonna mit der big boobies. Guy Ritchie vos snot available to also sign zem. Koemann is doing vot most englanders would do viz a jairman shirt, he ist viping his arse on it. Enjoy. http://i36.tinypic.com/2e6bsxx.jpg |
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ttt for ze fallen Madonna mit der big boobies.
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