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Mr. Winkle - is there really any need to adopt such a harsh tone with the young lad? A bit OTT IMO. A little more tolerance would be the cherry on the type of cake this young lad - a quality pheasant plucker by all accounts
 * - is trying to sing about.*Sorry - but it had to be done at some point. |
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I'm not a phesant plucker
nor a pheasant pluckers son merrily plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes. |
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[>o] Now give 'im the £800 you miser!
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Don't give I'm a penny, [>o]
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ffs I'm*--him
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'im imo
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correct momm, head spinning at the mo, got a stomach bug and it's knocked me sideways. A right basturd of a bug.
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Rub a Badger on your stomach,
Only 40 Zloty each (or 3 for 130 Zloty) very cheep, like baby chickens |
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mr winkle 17 Aug 10 16:42
Rub a Badger on your stomach, Doh!! that how I got it. [:o] |
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You need a dose of PLARKOTEX.
Ask Velasquez next time he comes on this thread. |
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I don't have to take it up the back passage do I.
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I have a rather nice hallway, perhaps I could take it there.
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You need the advice of Dr Maczysz Dzieduszycki or Dr Slicer (north south east Mumbai University)
Unfortunately, neither of these two post any more. Don't start any long books imo. |
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Slicer's an old mate will give him a bell.
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TTT for Mr.Winkle...there must be a REASON!
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I have just ordered from Tesco online an 8 pack of Tunnock's Caramel Wafers, retailing at the bargain price of £1.86. I am sure Vernon Blasic Bodil will approve of this transaction.
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I have just checked back and realised I made a number error, yet again, - for the bargain price of £1.36
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TTT, for REASON!.
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Mine is not to REASON why
mine is to supply the stuff and make MASSIVE profits |
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ttt for BTF
Hope the bug has buggered off  |
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btf for ttt
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Tommy, have you tried the coconut ones? By Tunnock's?
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Coconut badgers - you jest, shirley ?
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I haven't Vel. I didn't even know they did coconut ones. I won't be trying them, though, I don't like coconut things.
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coconut is good
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pineapple is good
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coconut and pineapple together is sublime
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...especially if you throw in a bit of white rum
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Mmmmm...coconut is VERY good...the fruitful BOUNTY of the Earth...
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You put de lime in de coconut and drink it all up
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MoMM, you don't like black pudding, I do. We all have different tastes. I don't like coconut, and pineapple is only useful as juice in a rum punch.
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Black pudding is devil's work!
 Repent Toes. See the light, mend your ways, and Dog will forgive you. |
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WOOF
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Mr. Winkle - Fannelon Conquita Praxis, a 20 year old carnival dancer from Rio, suffering from non-permanent anaemia, has Emailed to say, "Send me that lime coconut thing right now, Mr.Winkle, and also some tender lamb's liver. I give you sugar."
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Very good all!
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Black pudding deep fried,
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Cheers, man of many moods. yes it has.
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Ms - miss - mrs Praxis (delete as appropriate)
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up (3x) Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache Now let me get this straight Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up (3x) Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Now let me get this straight You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both up (3x) Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I said Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say Yeah-ah, ain't there nothing I can take, I say Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said (3x) Doctor, you're such a silly woman Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the mo-o-ornin' Yes, you call me in the morning If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do {repeat to fade} ======================================================================== Place in a pan of boiling water for 2 muinutes , turheat down and let it simmer for 15 minutes. Cover it in grated cheese and PLARKOTEX, with a few King Edwards on the side Enjoy. |
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