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always bet black
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Always get your haircut twice a week and never hunt south of The Thames
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believe quarter of what you hear, and a third of what you see and you're still only half-way to the truth (or someat similar!)
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always assume the worst of everything then you're only ever pleasantly surprised
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"As FDR said, there's nothing to fear but fear itself".
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if the glass is half full, get a smaller glass.
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dont eat yellow snow
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If you want to shove sh1t uphill......use a wheelbarrow.(Grandad).Didn't like'friends of dorothy'.
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Lay Orioles Tips and Eurocoach's Favourites . :-)
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FDR hadn't met Big Charlie at that stage.
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all that glistens aint gold
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Gambling is a mugs game.
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I really just wished I'd listened to what my dad said when I was young
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was it --"Please don't point that gun at me it may be loaded " .. ?
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Don't know I never listened :^0
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''If you can't fight ,wear a big hat'', Fk knows what it means, my nan use to say it.
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If you want to achieve your highest aspirations and overcome your greatest challenges.
Identify and apply the princible or natural law that governs the results you seek. |
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i didnt know you kinew einstein gamsty.
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We go way back.
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time travel as well :0
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Don't you?
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Don't I what ?
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exactly
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oh you mean like this :-)
Joe Jordan 05 Dec 07:29 See !! ;-) |
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The Night Watchman 05 Dec 13:14
always assume the worst of everything then you're only ever pleasantly surprised Also never expect anything, you,ll never be disappointed. |
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dont be talking, when you should be listening
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Don't trust small men.
Thanks Unlce Paul :) |
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Always give good tips at Christmas.
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Nothing's forever
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nothing's free
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Tommy Toes 05 Dec 13:15
"As FDR said, there's nothing to fear but fear itself". Fear and stairs |
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"Fvck 'em"
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'Duck ! '
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Never jump off a moving bus (Old Double Deckers) i did and ended up in a Grazed heap in the Gutter.
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If at first you don't succeed, **.
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If you live in North Wales, give your postie a massive tip.
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Never tell a Prozie she looks a $Million Dollars, it will cost you more.
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If you live in North Wales there's a good chance the postie is getting extras from your wife.
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Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut
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