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Never assume anything
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Never take any notice of women, they cloud the mind.
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Always look both ways before crossing a one-way street in Cyprus.
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remmeber you have only about 640,000 hours on this earth so don't waste them doing thiings you dont wnat to do
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Be nice.
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Second hole from the back of the neck.
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if you do not trust that man with the beard then ask yourself, can he be telling you a bare faced lie?
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Never fry bacon with your shirt off
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One day somebody wil invent a betting exchange, whatever you do, keep off the fora.
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never touch capital
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never listen to other peoples advice
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Never park your car in Liverpool.
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Never go to Liverpool
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Never think about going
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never speak to anyone thats been
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never trust anyone that says.... TRUST ME
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If in doubt, Pull it out.
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:^0 mom
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*momm
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what goes around comes around... not advice I've been given, just what I know from personal experience
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Tevez is God 05 Dec 17:01
what goes around comes around --- Lets hope it applies to Lisa |
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Dont trust window cleaners
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My Dad always said 'never hit a man when he's down, kick him its easier'.
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My old betting pal Sidebet Sid always said:
"If you drink the water you die; if you don't drink the water you die." He is now, sadly, deceased (old age). |
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Never pick a fight with someone who's really ugly
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never scratch your a,rse with a broken bottle!
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wur- the reverse is usually the case , if you know people who are hard and you have to fight one you fight the ugly one with the scars ,cauliflower ears and broken nose .
the good looking ones without the above deformities are usually faster and harder and have not taken a lot of beatings. |
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Never p1ss in your own pint.
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Put it in double
Keep the shooting end out! |
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no matter how drunk you are and had baked you dinner eat it, she has taken the time to cook it it 'scurtesy and she wont have anything to moan about
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if you're gunna get hung for a sheep you might aw well sh4g it too
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never back odds on away from home
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dont f**k anything you wouldnt eat
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dont sh1t on yer own doorstep,
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cut the red wire
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he who hits and runs away, lives to hit another day.
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buy cheap buy twice
**s never prosper |
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I always like "everything you know is wrong" but my cuurent fave is
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change" |
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Sooner or later son, you'll realise that most people are idiots
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gambling is a mugs game.
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