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Never backflip off a cliff onto a pile of hot coals.
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Treat your neighbours like somebody who lives close to you
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Don't learn to swim.
Sharks only attack people in water. |
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Don't learn to swim.
If your plane crashes its 4/6 it will land in water, and save a lot of struggling. |
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth (whatever)
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Never turn right when you get onto an aeroplane, darling.
Mama KNEW. |
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a bird in the tree is worth four in the bush
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The feeling of the fresh air can be exhilarating but never put your head out of a train window
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Fit your own oxygen mask before attempting to assist other passengers.
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my mum alwasy's told me men were**'s , wish i had listened
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was 17 and mums 60 yr old mate asking me if i was dating, i said no and she said "dont bother, more trouble than its worth"
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never spend what you have not got.
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Aussie mate told me; More people are killed eating Sharks, than sharks eating people!!
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Why bet with Cash when you can bet with Credit,
Why bet if you have Cash!! |
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Glue doesn't work.
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treat em mean
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never fight an angry man
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Keep `em well fed and undershod - Your woman, not your Horse!!!!!!!
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lay McCoy blindly- steady profits assured
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oneeeeeee hundred
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Do not react before you've had a chance to think.
Ready, shoot, aim is not the smartest policy. |
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A friend in need is a pain in the @rse.
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we must be content with what we have,but never with what we are,
personal growth is like riding a bicycle; we're either moving forward or falling off. |
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A friend in needs a friend indeed, A friend with weed is better,
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You can't polish a turd...
...but you can roll one in glitter. |