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Everyone that smiles in your face isn't always your friend. So be careful about who you call a friend.
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"As FDR said, there's nothing to fear but fear itself".
if the glass is half full, get a smaller glass.
If you want to shove sh1t uphill......use a wheelbarrow.(Grandad).Didn't like'friends of dorothy'.
I really just wished I'd listened to what my dad said when I was young
was it --"Please don't point that gun at me it may be loaded " .. ?
''If you can't fight ,wear a big hat'', Fk knows what it means, my nan use to say it.
If you want to achieve your highest aspirations and overcome your greatest challenges.
Identify and apply the princible or natural law that governs the results you seek.
Identify and apply the princible or natural law that governs the results you seek.
oh you mean like this :-)
Joe Jordan 05 Dec 07:29
See !!
;-)
Joe Jordan 05 Dec 07:29
See !!
;-)
The Night Watchman 05 Dec 13:14
always assume the worst of everything then you're only ever pleasantly surprised
Also never expect anything, you,ll never be disappointed.
always assume the worst of everything then you're only ever pleasantly surprised
Also never expect anything, you,ll never be disappointed.
Tommy Toes 05 Dec 13:15
"As FDR said, there's nothing to fear but fear itself".
Fear and stairs
"As FDR said, there's nothing to fear but fear itself".
Fear and stairs
Never jump off a moving bus (Old Double Deckers) i did and ended up in a Grazed heap in the Gutter.
If you live in North Wales, give your postie a massive tip.
Never tell a Prozie she looks a $Million Dollars, it will cost you more.
If you live in North Wales there's a good chance the postie is getting extras from your wife.
Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut
Never take any notice of women, they cloud the mind.
Always look both ways before crossing a one-way street in Cyprus.
Sound advice. Saved my life many times!
Sound advice. Saved my life many times!
remmeber you have only about 640,000 hours on this earth so don't waste them doing thiings you dont wnat to do
if you do not trust that man with the beard then ask yourself, can he be telling you a bare faced lie?
Never fry bacon with your shirt off
Thank me later
Thank me later
One day somebody wil invent a betting exchange, whatever you do, keep off the fora.
what goes around comes around... not advice I've been given, just what I know from personal experience
Tevez is God 05 Dec 17:01
what goes around comes around
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Lets hope it applies to Lisa
what goes around comes around
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Lets hope it applies to Lisa
My Dad always said 'never hit a man when he's down, kick him its easier'.
My old betting pal Sidebet Sid always said:
"If you drink the water you die; if you don't drink the water you die."
He is now, sadly, deceased (old age).
"If you drink the water you die; if you don't drink the water you die."
He is now, sadly, deceased (old age).
wur- the reverse is usually the case , if you know people who are hard and you have to fight one you fight the ugly one with the scars ,cauliflower ears and broken nose .
the good looking ones without the above deformities are usually faster and harder and have not taken a lot of beatings.
the good looking ones without the above deformities are usually faster and harder and have not taken a lot of beatings.
no matter how drunk you are and had baked you dinner eat it, she has taken the time to cook it it 'scurtesy and she wont have anything to moan about
if you're gunna get hung for a sheep you might aw well sh4g it too
I always like "everything you know is wrong" but my cuurent fave is
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
Sooner or later son, you'll realise that most people are idiots
Treat your neighbours like somebody who lives close to you
Don't learn to swim.
Sharks only attack people in water.
Sharks only attack people in water.
Don't learn to swim.
If your plane crashes its 4/6 it will land in water, and save a lot of struggling.
If your plane crashes its 4/6 it will land in water, and save a lot of struggling.
Never turn right when you get onto an aeroplane, darling.
Mama KNEW.
Mama KNEW.
The feeling of the fresh air can be exhilarating but never put your head out of a train window
Fit your own oxygen mask before attempting to assist other passengers.
my mum alwasy's told me men were**'s , wish i had listened
was 17 and mums 60 yr old mate asking me if i was dating, i said no and she said "dont bother, more trouble than its worth"
Aussie mate told me; More people are killed eating Sharks, than sharks eating people!!
Why bet with Cash when you can bet with Credit,
Why bet if you have Cash!!
Why bet if you have Cash!!
Keep `em well fed and undershod - Your woman, not your Horse!!!!!!!
Do not react before you've had a chance to think.
Ready, shoot, aim is not the smartest policy.
Ready, shoot, aim is not the smartest policy.
we must be content with what we have,but never with what we are,
personal growth is like riding a bicycle; we're either moving forward or falling off.
personal growth is like riding a bicycle; we're either moving forward or falling off.
A friend in needs a friend indeed, A friend with weed is better,
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