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its called running on the spot
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"Turn of foot"
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Nice to see Ollie bounce back.
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London to a brick on
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Stone motherless last
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I'm doing plenty (I've got the *rse out of my pants)
I had something on the winner (I think I've bankrupt three bookies) I'm just about square (I'm nearly broke) the horse I backed was dead and buried (I don't think the horse was allowed to run on its merits) the jockey pulled the horse up (see above) the horse must have lost a leg in the float on its way to the track (the horse has drifted alarmingly in the betting) can you stand me a monkey? (can I have $500 with no intention of repayment?) they went out with a lantern looking for the horse I backed (the horse was a bit slow) I got overs (I procured very good odds) I took unders (I procured very poor odds) I backed it on the billy (I backed it on the tote) it was a big shortener (its price decreased profoundly in the betting ring or on the tote) it was a big drifter (its price increased profoundly in the betting ring or on the tote) it's got the blows (see above) it blew like a north wind (see above) |
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all classics ... and loved Trot's
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"nailed him on the post"...
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Thebas/Trot
Nice to see Ollie bounce back. That one drove me crazy !! Must have been said 20 times |
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3 wide on a limb
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'next start it'
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Short price fav gets beaten with my money on it!!
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Gone the EarlyCrow
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Gone for home!
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"They knew"
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Funny to see others thinking how I do...
Wonby10 They knew Yes...my wife always wants to know who are "they" when I say that .... ![]() |
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a question ... if the stewards knew who 'they' were ... would there be a need to question them (they)
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stone motherless last.....WTF does that mean
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Not to mention :
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"three wide"
I never could see the logic of that. If a horse is outside the leader it is said to be "one off the rail" but the horse outside of it is said to be "three wide". So please, someone tell me where "two wide" is. No one ever says "two wide". |
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"in the drive to the line"
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"Kept safe on the tote" How do you do that?
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"out in the cheap seats"
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Who's Crow backing
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Dives... Misses
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#1...as I've posted 100 times, the absolute worst, most annoying, ridiculous, absurd comment by any commentator ever in the history of mankind....
Jimmy Jaques "NO MORE BETS PLEASE".....Jimmy you are not working on a roulette table!! so you're sprinting across a TAB or you're trying to click your mouse to get that last second bet on and you stop in your tracks because Jimmy J has declared "NO MORE BETS PLEASE" FFS as far as annoying goes it's in a league of it's own #2...Craig Rail "further back than Walla Walla", FFS the horse raced about 80 years ago, is there anyone still alive who backed him? every now and then maybe but he uses it over and over and over.....retire it ffs |
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"Horse A has been the best backed, it's come in from $10.30 to $5.50 on the tote. The favourite, Horse B, has drifted from $2.60 to $3.40"
Er ... no ! If Horse B is the tote favourite then Horse B has been the best backed on the tote. |
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Joel once gave a clue as to who "they" were
he wasn't sure who they were but he was sure they lived in trees |
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He's buried on the rails...(RIP)
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NSW country trot caller somewhere - "horse X is a king brown away". Can't we just go with "a neck"?
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Dooks good to see you're still around....I forgot that ridiculous King Brown comment, I saw a King brown one day that was maybe 10 feet long
and yes Joel there's actually a Jimmy J copy cat ffs |
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"First over crush"....I think that's what he's saying? Just happened at Albion Park. WTF????
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Flying down the outside.....
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The usual translation of "flying down the outside" is "passing tired horses".
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Warned off
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not sure about Chris Barsby and his borrowed American terms like "first over crush", "reaching for racetrack", "lights up the tote board" etc
is it that hard to be original? like his mate Chook Fowler "too late brothaaaaaaaaaaaa" maybe he should practice adding up sectionals and giving the time for the first half as all good callers do |
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"HOLDS THE CALL" started going to the races, trots and dogs 50 years ago. \Never heard the expression b4 these knob munching , tan tracking, flee bags on sky started using it. HOLDS THE Fcking CALL. should be HOLDS THE FCKING SLUG
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