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Funny-strange -annoying sayings in horse racing
Funny-strange -annoying sayings in horse racing
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He blew the start
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At least he didn't blow the starter.
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"....and he's fallen out of a tree to win". Said by a lot of dog callers as the winner races past the pack.
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such and such has jumped or is jumping out of the ground late.... what the fark was it doing in the ground in the first place???
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jumping out of the ground
fallen out of a tree to win  |
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"so-and-so is coming home with a wet sail"
uh-huh. So you're saying this is a boat-race  |
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This thing has come from the clouds, what the fark is it doing in the sky in the first place??? This thing's flying home, well if it can fly surely that's an unfair advantage and it should be disqualified.
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Pitts and Lets
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He'll need a pogo stick to win from there....
Strike me pink he's threaded the needle and won |
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A UFO could fly down and vaporise your horse a metre from the winning post and a dozen morons would be lining up to say 'well that's racing!'.
Nothing is good, bad, medium or indifferent. Whatever happens they mindlessly repeat the same thing to avoid thinking or having an interesting discussion at all costs. Saying 'the sun is hot' would be less boring. |
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Brilliant call because even the wizard himself (Pike) thought he was farked at the time.
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-go to Perthracing and follow prompts to tv and the race...for some reason the call..impromptu remark about the pogo stick has imo made it very memorable race..without thise words it simply gets a split and wins but the calls gives it so much flavour |
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It's my understanding Sporting Equipment is banned from Ascot, a pogo stick could possibly be classed as sporting equipment, so perhaps the horse should be stripped of the race.
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i think in fairness to the horse's owners it should be asked to prove that a pogo stick would have benefited it in the run
i mean where would it carry the pogo stick and at what point in the race would the horse have mounted the pogo stick on its hind legs to give it an unfair advantage ? |
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unless of course it wasn't the horse .. but a ring-in ... then a disqual is in order
http://www.pogostickusa.com/pogo/pony.htm |
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and i agree Henry .. it was a great call with great colour ...
and the day racecaller's start thinking about protecting in-play traders over the atmosphere of the race as a whole well all is lost imo |
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fark in play traders if you have to rely on the race caller calling the race for you to understand whats happening in the run you zero idea what you're on about anyway, bad workmen as always blame their tools. Macca's Railway call was one of his best.
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When Crow steps in, the unders begin
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Stewards quizzed Nutman as to why the horse wouldn’t participate before the jockey’s master Garry Frazer stepped in.
"Why don’t you ask the horse,” Frazer said. A horse is a horse of course of course....the famous Mr. Ed |
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Looked like a "boat race".....
Since when have horses looked liked boats |
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He's gobbling up the ground!!
( theory...dont feed your horse prior to its race...so he gobbles up the ground) |