Today's gag ............... another classic.

I had a nightmare that last night that I'd died and gone to hell.  I couldn't believe how such a decent honest chap like myself could end up there?

After sticking it for a few days I thought surely they've made a mistake so I sought out the big boss to make enquiries.  He informed me I was in the right place and there was nothing I could do about it bar one thing ........
'What's that I asked, i'll do anything"  He told me that if I wanted to shaig some big fat, awful old ugly thing they'd let me up to heaven where I should rightly be.  What else could I do so I agreed.

When I met the old bird she really was absolutely discusting but I grin and beared it, took a deep breath, bent her over and started shaigging her.  It relly was awful.  Anyway after a few minutes I glanced over to my right and saW HELMUTHIAN FOLDS shaigging some absolutely stunning blonde 21 year old.  I couldn't believe it.  I stopped straight away and went to see the big boss.  "Here how come I want to get to heaven and to do so have to shaig some right old rough, ugly, rough old bird and that bar steward HELMUTHIAN FOLDS is over there with that stunning young blonde bird"?  He replied "Well you've got to realise Lou that young blonde bird wants to get to heaven too!" (wink)