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LOU MACARIS TARTAN B
27 Nov 10 13:24
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I had a nightmare that last night that I'd died and gone to hell.  I couldn't believe how such a decent honest chap like myself could end up there?

After sticking it for a few days I thought surely they've made a mistake so I sought out the big boss to make enquiries.  He informed me I was in the right place and there was nothing I could do about it bar one thing ........
'What's that I asked, i'll do anything"  He told me that if I wanted to shaig some big fat, awful old ugly thing they'd let me up to heaven where I should rightly be.  What else could I do so I agreed.

When I met the old bird she really was absolutely discusting but I grin and beared it, took a deep breath, bent her over and started shaigging her.  It relly was awful.  Anyway after a few minutes I glanced over to my right and saW HELMUTHIAN FOLDS shaigging some absolutely stunning blonde 21 year old.  I couldn't believe it.  I stopped straight away and went to see the big boss.  "Here how come I want to get to heaven and to do so have to shaig some right old rough, ugly, rough old bird and that bar steward HELMUTHIAN FOLDS is over there with that stunning young blonde bird"?  He replied "Well you've got to realise Lou that young blonde bird wants to get to heaven too!" (wink)

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By:
Helmuthian Folds
When: 27 Nov 10 13:28
Can anyone smell anything?

Hypocrisy?

hmmmmmmmmmm
By:
alfie46
When: 27 Nov 10 13:30
LaughLaughnice one very funny
By:
LOU MACARIS TARTAN B
When: 27 Nov 10 13:39
alfie

Yes it is isn't it.



HELMUTHIAN:

I don't know what you've said in reply and it's probably not good but I hope it made you smile a little bit and no offence meant.
By:
A1 Bionic
When: 27 Nov 10 13:52
REPORTED
By:
mach
When: 27 Nov 10 15:01
B+ for effort
By:
LOU MACARIS TARTAN B
When: 27 Nov 10 15:04
mach

Not a bad mark to be fair.  I'll settle for that.
By:
alfie46
When: 27 Nov 10 15:35
SEVEN!!!
By:
LOU MACARIS TARTAN B
When: 28 Nov 10 10:25
ttt

For all you Sunday drivers!
By:
LOU MACARIS TARTAN B
When: 30 Nov 10 20:40
ttt (wink) [;)]
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