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By:
Menelaus
When: 24 Apr 11 17:27
You call that working? You can't even afford to go to vacation in Blackpool with that kind of money.

Here's what working looks like:

Horse Racing: €11,006,000,000,000,000.23  Total P&L:  €11,006,000,000,000,000.23

HINT: Billy, you've made a whole joke of this fake profit statement thing, why not laugh along with you, or at you is probably more appropriate LaughLaughLaugh
By:
Menelaus
When: 24 Apr 11 17:32
Just an observation that your pin-head sized brain probably hasn't figured out yet; your profit statements are all UK racing markets trades, yet you lurk around the US Racing forum all day and all night.

Never mind, I almost forgot the Canadian has you on a leash.

Cue in yet another billy/lucky sad comedy routine. Laugh
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 24 Apr 11 17:38
I'm working....why are you here?Confused

this sad, little man has nothing better to do than troll the forum on a glorious Sunday afternoonSad
By:
Menelaus
When: 24 Apr 11 17:48
Why am I here? I thought you'd never ask. To laugh at you, that's why I'm here.

Canadian code: working = earning a living

Billy code: working = giving my money away
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 17:51
I'd normally offer to hold him down for you, menelaus, but I'd have to scrape him off the floor first...LMFAO
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 24 Apr 11 17:52
**************UPDATE***************


Horse Racing: €11,162.87  Total P&L:  €11,162.87

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 20 of 21 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (€)
Horse Racing / Muss 24th Apr : 5f Hcap     24-Apr-11 17:40     24-Apr-11 17:48    156.64


add another 156 to the coffers....onward and upward

cheers
By:
Menelaus
When: 24 Apr 11 17:54
He's all yours mate, I have better things to do with my time than watching lunatics come unglued.

LaughLaughLaugh
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 17:56
billy, you seem worse today, did you mix up your pills again?

the blue ones first billy, the blue ones........Cool
By:
lucky31
When: 24 Apr 11 18:21
PIP says lump on A MADRID.

PIP PIP PIP  help !!

How them PC charges comedian , have you made it 5 mill yet ?

I hope your manager at Macy D's dont catch you on the internet while your burger flipping BTW .Dont drop your phone in a Mc flurry IMO .

PIP PIP   where are you ????
By:
Kriskin
When: 24 Apr 11 18:26
the comedian is NOW talking to himself via Menelaus.  U couldn't make it up

LaughLaugh
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 18:33
kriskin, does your mother know you play with matches?
By:
Kriskin
When: 24 Apr 11 18:35
canuke - u come across as a nice person one day and on other days ur fighting with everyone.  Do u need a  counsellor??
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 18:36
...on the other hand, pretty hard to know that when you're flat on your back all day....

my bad, stupid question Cool
By:
Kriskin
When: 24 Apr 11 18:42
canuke - come on to Sunday racing thread and let's back some winners.

good luck Sir

Love
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 18:47
your lucky I'm a devout Catholic celebrating Easter kriskin, otherwise I'd be throwing some real gasoline over those matches you are playing with

tell her, he left, it's time to get up, until the next one comes Devil
By:
lucky31
When: 24 Apr 11 18:49
That stupid comedian is so thick he dosen't realise 99.99999 % of the forum know melanie and comedian are the same poster.

Silly fool thinks he's pulled a clever stunt , he really needs help .  Maybe PIP can help him ?
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 18:51
billy....eeer, I mean lucky, an IQ test for you

can you spell PIP backwards?

I'll give you extra points if you do it from memory Laugh
By:
lucky31
When: 24 Apr 11 18:53
Devout Catholic , go to confesion and tell that priest you've been telling lies about being on the PC charge . While your there I should mention the pretend satellite dish , pretend 100 k Merc , the 5k Bottles of vodka and the pretend family.
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 18:54
it was a joke billy, for christ sakes, I didn't mean to send you over the edge again

sheeesh, you people Cool
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 24 Apr 11 19:15
well sed lucky!  Aren't anger, vanity and envy 3 of the deadly sins?


vanity is the excessive belief in one's own abilities or attractiveness to others. Prior to the 14th century it did not have such narcissistic undertones, and merely meant futility.[1] The related term vainglory is now often seen as an archaic synonym for vanity, but originally meant boasting in vain, i.e. unjustified boasting

Anger is an emotion related to one's psychological interpretation of having been offended, wronged or denied and a tendency to undo that by retaliation

Envy is best defined as an emotion that "occurs when a person lacks another's (perceived) superior quality, achievement, or possession and either desires it or wishes that the other lacked it."
Envy can also derive from a sense of low self-esteem that results from an upward social comparison threatening a person's self image
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 19:20
and you thought I was the one talking to myself kriskin!!! Laugh

kriskin?

kriskin?

*********** crickets chirping ************
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 24 Apr 11 20:30
it's crystal clear that thecomedian/melanie is the same sad person.

comedian claims I am lucky based solely on the fact that we both wind him up like a Swiss watch.  I got news for you pal, I'm not the only person on here that knows you are a bullying, lying, fraudster wanna-be PRO PUNTERER.

If you were a detective, every crime would go unsolved
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 20:45
billy billy billy, baldy billy, I'm trying to help you here but it's not sinking in FFS

if you are going to create an alter ego, at least create one that can fog a mirror

this lucky character you created is not just dumb as nails.......he's waaaay worse.......he's just plain boring FFS

now, I know he was created out of your own image but this "I'll post a fake p&l statement, you give me cover by shouting PIP PIP PIP" ain't working for ya

think of something else and get back to me




or, just take your pills and be quiet
By:
lucky31
When: 24 Apr 11 21:11
Waste of time trying to tell this thick fool anything


If you think im winstonsmith your even thicker than i suspect.

Howecver winston and myself share one thing , we both think your a liar and a fool.
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 21:14
billy, I'll get back to you in a couple of hours

.....so stop hitting the refresh button every 30 seconds.....

the missus made this most amazing rack-of-lamb and we plan to wash it down with a bottle of '90 Chateau Le Pin Cool






out of curiosity, did your sister make anything special today, or is it the same macaroni & cheese for you again? Laugh
By:
lucky31
When: 24 Apr 11 21:27
yer i believe you , the pretend wife and the pretend son , ha ha ha   yer right . Dont forget the pretend merc for 100 k as well and the pretned Cypriot villa with the pretend 4 mile pole sticking uo for the pretend satellite dish.

PIP rules
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 24 Apr 11 22:19
thecanadian
24 Apr 11 21:14 Joined: 26 Jan 05 | Topic/replies: 3,882 | Blogger: thecanadian's blog
billy, I'll get back to you in a couple of hours


translated: I volunteered to work tonight's dinner shift because I get paid double on holidays.  Furthermore, the manager will view me as a "team player" and it may help get me promoted to the drive-thru window.

what is a bigger lie??....the comedian being a PRO or the comedian having a wife?  Imagine how desperate a woman would have to be.  (desperate = morbidly obese)
By:
stiglup
When: 24 Apr 11 23:00
his wife is a charity fund raiser with dick fuld hth.. ROUND 2 FIGHT
By:
thecanadian
When: 24 Apr 11 23:37
billy, I sense a lot of anger in your tone

is it the "some of us can touch a woman without inducing her to vomit" part that got to you

or was your sister's macaroni really awful this evening?




(((( sorry to keep you waiting, that last 20 minutes must have been a b1tch for you Cool ))))
By:
rink rat
When: 25 Apr 11 18:26
Oh the kids these days!Cry
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 25 Apr 11 18:27
played like an absolute **** today.  I was fuming.  Now I know why u are always so angry.  Three flat meetings piled on top of each other.  Hard to keep things in order.  Although I managed to add 900 to the coffers, PROS know: it's how you play, NOT whether you win or lose.


Horse Racing: €935.21  Total P&L:  €935.21

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 20 of 22 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (€)
Horse Racing / Yarm 25th Apr : 1m3f Hcap     25-Apr-11 17:55     25-Apr-11 17:59    -2,053.73
Horse Racing / Redc 25th Apr : 5f Hcap     25-Apr-11 17:30     25-Apr-11 17:33    -536.00
Horse Racing / Warw 25th Apr : 1m3f Hcap     25-Apr-11 17:20     25-Apr-11 17:33    225.20
Horse Racing / Yarm 25th Apr : To Be Placed     25-Apr-11 17:25     25-Apr-11 17:30    -223.99
Horse Racing / Yarm 25th Apr : 1m2f Hcap     25-Apr-11 17:25     25-Apr-11 17:30    3,552.13
Horse Racing / Redc 25th Apr : 1m Hcap     25-Apr-11 16:55     25-Apr-11 16:59    377.02
Horse Racing / Yarm 25th Apr : 1m2f Mdn Stks     25-Apr-11 16:50     25-Apr-11 16:54    209.62
Horse Racing / Warw 25th Apr : 1m Hcap     25-Apr-11 16:45     25-Apr-11 16:52    1,109.56
Horse Racing / Redc 25th Apr : 1m1f Mdn Stks     25-Apr-11 16:20     25-Apr-11 16:26    4,523.52
Horse Racing / Warw 25th Apr : 7f Mdn Stks     25-Apr-11 16:10     25-Apr-11 16:21    -3,059.66
Horse Racing / Redc 25th Apr : 7f Hcap     25-Apr-11 15:45     25-Apr-11 15:49    -484.95
Horse Racing / Yarm 25th Apr : 7f Hcap     25-Apr-11 15:40     25-Apr-11 15:45    409.74
Horse Racing / Warw 25th Apr : 7f Cond Stks     25-Apr-11 15:35     25-Apr-11 15:42    -291.72
Horse Racing / Redc 25th Apr : To Be Placed     25-Apr-11 15:10     25-Apr-11 15:14    -352.09
Horse Racing / Redc 25th Apr : 7f Sell Stks     25-Apr-11 15:10     25-Apr-11 15:14    -3,121.69
Horse Racing / Yarm 25th Apr : 1m Hcap     25-Apr-11 15:05     25-Apr-11 15:10    381.93
Horse Racing / Warw 25th Apr : To Be Placed     25-Apr-11 15:00     25-Apr-11 15:06    -36.90
Horse Racing / Warw 25th Apr : 5f Sell Stks     25-Apr-11 15:00     25-Apr-11 15:05    -1,439.60
Horse Racing / Redc 25th Apr : 2m Hcap     25-Apr-11 14:35     25-Apr-11 14:41    1,356.43
Horse Racing / Yarm 25th Apr : 1m Mdn Stks     25-Apr-11 14:30     25-Apr-11 14:38    -291.88
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hope u dug up a few good plays during your lunch break....Silver broke $47 today (mini BOOM)...although us PROS know the only time price matters is when u r buying or selling[;)]
By:
stiglup
When: 25 Apr 11 18:42
by the looks of things you finished + 0.3 points, 1 thing pros know is thats a waste of a day
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 25 Apr 11 19:11
stig, PROS measure their day by what they have learned, not what they have earned

howard will be ranting and raving once he gets home from work and has a few glasses of Boone's Farm in him
By:
thecanadian
When: 25 Apr 11 19:14
billy, you should save all these fake p&l statements along with your daily rants on here and publish them under the title "My slow descend into madness". I volunteer to write the forward........

Laugh



(((( how does it feel billy to have that itch in your head you can't scratch....every day? Cool ))))
By:
lucky31
When: 25 Apr 11 19:29
Yep

foaming, frothing . ragging and seething

silly PC liar Comedian
By:
justaceo
When: 25 Apr 11 19:52
...thecanadian, your application has been rejected. Also think winstonsmith1984 is clearly winning on points here...

Re: "I volunteer to write the forward..." Should be: foreword.

Re: "My slow descend into madness." Should be: 4 descent.
By:
lucky31
When: 25 Apr 11 20:08
justaceo wd 

I think that comedian will be frothing. foaming and seething even more now you've made him look an even bigger fool.
By:
thecanadian
When: 25 Apr 11 20:09
justaceo, my warm thanks for your input.

I hadn't realized you've been so deeply scarred by my previous encounters.....eeerm, I mean spanking sessions with you on the forum.....but I'll add you to list. Happy
By:
thecanadian
When: 25 Apr 11 20:11
billy, I'm trying not to torture you, but you make it soooooo easy and irresistible Cool
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 25 Apr 11 20:20
the angry drunk is on tilt again.  poor guy can't handle his drink.
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