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thecanadian
13 Apr 11 00:55 Joined: 26 Jan 05 | Topic/replies: 3,777 | Blogger: thecanadian's blog billy, it's time we close this thread. i understand your feelings.....maybe 6 months from now everyone will have forgotten that you pumped up your resume for a bit of cyber-space respect  off to Newmarket....good luck, m8! |
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"off to Newmarket"
Are you getting there on your private green jumbo jet or the new pink flying saucer you just bought from those Martians you met while on vacation. Make sure you return to Germany just in time for dinner with your sister.  |
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And pleeeeease, make sure you don't take "lucky" with you, it gets awfully boring in between races on here without listening to someone's lunatic rants
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PIP PIP PIP
Ive had a terrible night on the gee gees please save me with a footy tip. I am your best mate the comedian/ aka melanie |
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".......in separate experiments conducted by Shroeder and Larsson, lab rats fried themselves to death by pushing on an electrified lever they were conditioned to push for food release at random intervals. Despite clearly exhibiting signs of distress prior to suffering myocardial infarction due to electrocution, their involuntary reflex preconditioning proved stronger than their natural instincts. ....................[volume 2] the results of the Shroeder and Larsson research support findings conducted in various clinical studies on mental patients with the diagnosis of schizophrenia, affective psychosis or paranoia at the mental hospitals in Stockholm between the period of 1976 and 1982. The effectiveness..................."
billy, I can see smoke coming out of your ears  |
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Oh yes very funny post about lab rats and Stockhilm but hey comedian we not here to talk about them are we ?
We're here to discuss someone telling lies about being a Premium Charge payer when quite cleary their not . stop getting away form the facts that clearly indicate your a loser . |
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howard....the ruff-tuff no non-sense BIG SCORE PRO....He ain't here to make friends, just money. In his younger days he was a whisky drinkin', bar room brawlin, straight-shootin' hard man that didn't take no lip from nobody.
that's how howard wants people to see him....one of them Eastwood types from his Westerns mixed in with a bit of Tony Montano, Vito Corleone and Dirty Harry. you may fantasize that people see you that way, but I got news for u, son: Lloyd Christmas |
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Back from Newmarket, so soon?
You should have posted "off to Newmarket".....in my minds eye !!! Your whole life is one big lie.....except the part I control....*that* nightmare is very real for you. |
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the irony of you calling someone a liar
....what next? a joke about my 80's goatee? |
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"off to Newmarket"
did you make that up? what that simply another one of your make believe posts? but if you really *did* go, then just say so and I'll forget the whole thing (may be your friends changed their mind about going and you canceled the whole thing last second.......you know, kind of like your fourth month vacation you posted about) |
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Comedian
PIP says lump on Real Madrid and lay off when they go 1-0 up |
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8 hours of PRO puntering and only up 2500
....these long days on the flat are tiring....can't imagine 6 cards per day in the summer thank god only 1 more race @ kempers....threw a few bucks on knightfire @ 12.5....root me home....and by all means, if there are any "jock's choice" angles in the US, let me know |
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Sure, billy, whatever you say
I won't hurt you anymore, just take your pills and put this on ******* hands him a straight jacket ********* |
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PIP says 1-0 Real Madrid
lay your 2 CDN bet off now Comedian |
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Real Madrid up a goal, I knew I read this for a reason.
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just a house keeping question:
is lucky on the 10 year old monitor on the left, or is he on the 12 year old monitor in the middle? since I'm not big on fantasies, it helps with the visual |
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A bit like asking
is Melanie on Job Seekers Allowance of Disability Allowance (for lack of a brain obviously ) |
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howard,
maybe you could see better if you put a patch over your lazy left eye??? i already told you we had to postpone for 6 weeks because 1 of my friends had some important business to take care of....only 3 weeks to go ....hopefully the next few weeks will be as successful as the last few....had we not postponed, i'd be out more than 80k. LAUGHING OUT LOUDhttp://img222.imageshack.us/f/holidayj.jpg/ |
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When the comedian sees them profits Winston he'll be seething with jealousy and rage. WD
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cheers, Lucky....seething
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billy, an one man Monty Python skit
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I am not Winston
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No ****
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s h i t
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was getting worried that u went skint again....that would be terrible for the USA PROS who rob you blind.
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BTW:
thecanadian 13 Apr 11 21:16 just a house keeping question: just for your housekeeping: +11 LARGE on the day..... Horse Racing: €11,318.89 Total P&L: €11,318.89 Horse Racing Showing 1 - 20 of 31 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (€) Horse Racing / Kemp 14th Apr : 6f Hcap 14-Apr-11 21:15 14-Apr-11 21:23 1,267.47 Horse Racing / Kemp 14th Apr : 7f Hcap 14-Apr-11 20:45 14-Apr-11 20:49 1,050.22 Horse Racing / Kemp 14th Apr : 6f Claim Stks 14-Apr-11 20:15 14-Apr-11 20:19 821.64 Horse Racing / Kemp 14th Apr : 1m Hcap 14-Apr-11 19:45 14-Apr-11 19:50 -205.79 Horse Racing / Tipp 14th Apr : 1m6f Stks 14-Apr-11 19:35 14-Apr-11 19:40 -256.66 Horse Racing / Kemp 14th Apr : 1m4f Mdn Stks 14-Apr-11 19:15 14-Apr-11 19:19 -1,092.37 Horse Racing / Kemp 14th Apr : To Be Placed 14-Apr-11 18:45 14-Apr-11 18:50 -81.13 Horse Racing / Kemp 14th Apr : 6f Class Stks 14-Apr-11 18:45 14-Apr-11 18:50 2,444.24 Horse Racing / Tipp 14th Apr : 1m4f Mdn 14-Apr-11 18:35 14-Apr-11 18:42 -26.90 Horse Racing / Kemp 14th Apr : 7f Hcap 14-Apr-11 18:15 14-Apr-11 18:18 1,574.06 Horse Racing / Tipp 14th Apr : 1m1f Hcap 14-Apr-11 18:05 14-Apr-11 18:10 97.90 Horse Racing / Newm 14th Apr : 1m2f Hcap 14-Apr-11 17:50 14-Apr-11 17:57 -721.93 Horse Racing / Tipp 14th Apr : 7f Mdn 14-Apr-11 17:35 14-Apr-11 17:39 16.45 Horse Racing / Bev (AvB) 14th Apr : Verraz v CityLeg 14-Apr-11 17:30 14-Apr-11 17:38 -117.85 Horse Racing / Bev 14th Apr : To Be Placed 14-Apr-11 17:30 14-Apr-11 17:37 690.19 Horse Racing / Bev 14th Apr : 7f Hcap 14-Apr-11 17:30 14-Apr-11 17:36 1,246.36 Horse Racing / Newm 14th Apr : 7f Mdn Stks 14-Apr-11 17:20 14-Apr-11 17:24 414.62 Horse Racing / Bev 14th Apr : 1m Mdn Stks 14-Apr-11 16:55 14-Apr-11 17:03 304.12 Horse Racing / Sedge 14th Apr : 2m1f Hcap Hrd 14-Apr-11 16:50 14-Apr-11 16:59 166.43 Horse Racing / Newm 14th Apr : 1m1f Grp3 14-Apr-11 16:45 14-Apr-11 16:47 -70.00 Pages: 1 2 of 2 Pages GOOD LUCK! |
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Give me a minute...... I gotta refer to my "road to insanity" manual..
lets see.....L for LARGE ..........hmmmm |
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Billy, here's my profit from yesterday:
Horse Racing: €11,318,000.89 Total P&L: €11,318,000.89 1,000 times better than you. Impressed? You should be, since it was accomplished in less than three seconds. Any fool can do what you are doing. When are going going to wake up and smell the coffee that all you've managed to do is become the laughing stock of this forum? |
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lucky31
13 Apr 11 23:15 When the comedian sees them profits Winston he'll be seething with jealousy and rage. winstonsmith1984 14 Apr 11 02:05 seething GAMBLE LANDED |
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I'm truly envious, of you, Alice, the Mad Hatter, the Queen of Hearts, the White Rabbit, Caterpillar, Cheshire Cat and Jabberwock.
Say hello to Tweedledee, Tweedledum and Humpty Dumpty while you are down there for me, will ya? |
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Nice to see "last word" had to have it lol
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howard...only up 1700 over the past 2 days BUT knocked down my premium charge liabilities (ask rink rat if you still can't figure it out). The moral of today's lesson is: "PROS don't panic"
*Note a 12K loss within a 5 minute span. Did I panic? Hardly. PROS don't panic. We bide our time then draw clear under hands and heels. *Note how I started yesterday 6k in a hole. Did I panic? No, son. I've been PRO longer than your goatee has been out of fashion. It's all part of the game......live, learn, adjust (or in your case: pay, play, refill). these lessons are for your benefit, son.....after so many years of taking from you, I feel it's only right to give back....giving back in the most valuable way: teaching. Horse Racing: €1,705.63 Total P&L: €1,705.63 Horse Racing Showing 1 - 20 of 77 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (€) Horse Racing / Donc 16th Apr : 1m2f Hcap 16-Apr-11 19:55 16-Apr-11 19:59 412.11 Horse Racing / Hayd 16th Apr : 1m Hcap 16-Apr-11 19:35 16-Apr-11 19:40 -272.26 Horse Racing / Donc 16th Apr : 1m2f Hcap 16-Apr-11 19:20 16-Apr-11 19:23 -2,289.25 Horse Racing / Hayd 16th Apr : 1m Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 19:05 16-Apr-11 19:12 -373.06 Horse Racing / Donc 16th Apr : 1m4f Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 18:45 16-Apr-11 18:49 1,847.82 Horse Racing / Hayd 16th Apr : To Be Placed 16-Apr-11 18:30 16-Apr-11 18:35 102.23 Horse Racing / Hayd 16th Apr : 1m Hcap 16-Apr-11 18:30 16-Apr-11 18:34 136.70 Horse Racing / Donc (AvB) 16th Apr : StMori v Fareer 16-Apr-11 18:15 16-Apr-11 18:19 -40.08 Horse Racing / Donc 16th Apr : 1m Listed 16-Apr-11 18:15 16-Apr-11 18:18 -1,253.97 Horse Racing / Hayd 16th Apr : 5f Hcap 16-Apr-11 18:00 16-Apr-11 18:10 488.59 Horse Racing / Donc 16th Apr : 1m Hcap 16-Apr-11 17:40 16-Apr-11 17:45 589.63 Horse Racing / Hayd 16th Apr : 1m2f Hcap 16-Apr-11 17:30 16-Apr-11 17:34 400.41 Horse Racing / Newb 16th Apr : 1m Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 17:25 16-Apr-11 17:33 -129.45 Horse Racing / Ripon 16th Apr : To Be Placed 16-Apr-11 17:15 16-Apr-11 17:21 33.22 Horse Racing / Ripon 16th Apr : 1m4f Cond Stks 16-Apr-11 17:15 16-Apr-11 17:20 352.55 Horse Racing / Leic 16th Apr : 7f Hcap 16-Apr-11 16:55 16-Apr-11 17:14 224.68 Horse Racing / Donc 16th Apr : 5f Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 17:10 16-Apr-11 17:13 -189.10 Horse Racing / Hayd 16th Apr : 1m4f Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 17:00 16-Apr-11 17:07 103.31 Horse Racing / Newb 16th Apr : 1m Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 16:50 16-Apr-11 16:57 -748.20 Horse Racing / Ripon 16th Apr : 1m2f Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 16:45 16-Apr-11 16:52 1,292.99 Horse Racing / Leic 16th Apr : 1m2f Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 16:25 16-Apr-11 16:42 111.50 Horse Racing / Donc 16th Apr : 7f Hcap 16-Apr-11 16:35 16-Apr-11 16:39 1,079.34 Horse Racing / Newb 16th Apr : 1m3f Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 16:15 16-Apr-11 16:22 365.32 Horse Racing / Ripon 16th Apr : 5f Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 16:10 16-Apr-11 16:16 770.74 Horse Racing / Leic 16th Apr : 1m2f Hcap 16-Apr-11 15:50 16-Apr-11 15:57 -531.30 Horse Racing / Newb 16th Apr : To Be Placed 16-Apr-11 15:45 16-Apr-11 15:52 322.40 Horse Racing / Newb 16th Apr : 1m Hcap 16-Apr-11 15:45 16-Apr-11 15:51 181.11 Horse Racing / Naas 16th Apr : 5f Listed 16-Apr-11 15:40 16-Apr-11 15:44 -62.16 Horse Racing / Ripon 16th Apr : 1m2f Sell Stks 16-Apr-11 15:35 16-Apr-11 15:43 1,859.06 Horse Racing / Leic 16th Apr : 7f Listed 16-Apr-11 15:15 16-Apr-11 15:20 1,009.72 Horse Racing / Newb 16th Apr : 7f Grp3 16-Apr-11 15:10 16-Apr-11 15:15 -449.24 Horse Racing / Ripon 16th Apr : 2m Hcap 16-Apr-11 15:00 16-Apr-11 15:15 1,092.53 Horse Racing / Leic 16th Apr : 5f Mdn Stks 16-Apr-11 14:45 16-Apr-11 14:55 2,109.74 Horse Racing / Ripon 16th Apr : 5f Hcap 16-Apr-11 14:30 16-Apr-11 14:42 -558.49 Horse Racing / Leic 16th Apr : 6f Hcap 16-Apr-11 14:15 16-Apr-11 14:21 -355.00 Horse Racing / Newb 16th Apr : 1m4f Grp3 16-Apr-11 14:05 16-Apr-11 14:09 624.74 Horse Racing / Ripon (AvB) 16th Apr : ArabianS v SnowBay 16-Apr-11 14:00 16-Apr-11 14:09 -333.00 Horse Racing / Ripon 16th Apr : To Be Placed 16-Apr-11 14:00 16-Apr-11 14:09 -698.00 Horse Racing / Ripon 16th Apr : 1m Hcap 16-Apr-11 14:00 16-Apr-11 14:08 -2,329.92 Horse Racing / Newb 16th Apr : 1m2f Hcap 16-Apr-11 13:35 16-Apr-11 13:39 -2,763.22 Horse Racing / Dund 15th Apr : 1m4f Hcap 15-Apr-11 21:25 15-Apr-11 21:43 484.68 Horse Racing / Dund 15th Apr : 1m2f Hcap 15-Apr-11 21:00 15-Apr-11 21:27 28.58 Horse Racing / Dund 15th Apr : 1m2f Hcap 15-Apr-11 20:30 15-Apr-11 20:39 782.72 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : 6f Hcap 15-Apr-11 19:40 15-Apr-11 19:43 1,942.11 Horse Racing / Dund 15th Apr : 1m Mdn 15-Apr-11 19:30 15-Apr-11 19:39 170.12 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : To Be Placed 15-Apr-11 19:10 15-Apr-11 19:18 -28.84 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : 6f Mdn Stks 15-Apr-11 19:10 15-Apr-11 19:17 -848.62 Horse Racing / Brig (AvB) 15th Apr : Bakoura v Frecken 15-Apr-11 19:10 15-Apr-11 19:16 -205.47 Horse Racing / Dund 15th Apr : To Be Placed 15-Apr-11 19:00 15-Apr-11 19:10 78.78 Horse Racing / Dund 15th Apr : 6f Hcap 15-Apr-11 19:00 15-Apr-11 19:09 1,295.65 Horse Racing / Dund 15th Apr : 5f Mdn 15-Apr-11 18:30 15-Apr-11 18:49 -1,909.00 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : To Be Placed 15-Apr-11 18:35 15-Apr-11 18:45 476.43 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : 7f Hcap 15-Apr-11 18:35 15-Apr-11 18:42 1,016.81 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : To Be Placed 15-Apr-11 18:00 15-Apr-11 18:05 -220.00 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : 7f Hcap 15-Apr-11 18:00 15-Apr-11 18:05 213.43 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : 1m1f Hcap 15-Apr-11 17:50 15-Apr-11 17:53 59.66 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : 1m Hcap 15-Apr-11 17:30 15-Apr-11 17:34 1,211.02 Horse Racing / Brig (AvB) 15th Apr : CollArt v EastGif 15-Apr-11 17:30 15-Apr-11 17:33 -34.84 Horse Racing / Newb 15th Apr : 2m Hcap 15-Apr-11 17:25 15-Apr-11 17:32 545.47 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : 1m Hcap 15-Apr-11 17:20 15-Apr-11 17:24 3,805.32 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : 1m Class Stks 15-Apr-11 17:00 15-Apr-11 17:07 153.72 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : To Be Placed 15-Apr-11 16:45 15-Apr-11 16:49 200.70 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : 1m4f Hcap 15-Apr-11 16:45 15-Apr-11 16:48 1,020.07 Horse Racing / Brig 15th Apr : 1m2f Hcap 15-Apr-11 16:30 15-Apr-11 16:35 -1,783.35 Horse Racing / Newb 15th Apr : 1m2f Cond Stks 15-Apr-11 16:25 15-Apr-11 16:31 -10,525.04 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : To Be Placed 15-Apr-11 16:10 15-Apr-11 16:15 412.93 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : 5f Hcap 15-Apr-11 16:10 15-Apr-11 16:15 2,058.28 Horse Racing / Newb 15th Apr : To Be Placed 15-Apr-11 15:50 15-Apr-11 15:56 200.69 Horse Racing / Newb 15th Apr : 1m2f Mdn Stks 15-Apr-11 15:50 15-Apr-11 15:56 340.20 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : 7f Mdn Stks 15-Apr-11 15:35 15-Apr-11 15:38 -128.00 Horse Racing / Newb 15th Apr : 1m2f Mdn Stks 15-Apr-11 15:15 15-Apr-11 15:20 -2,168.48 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : 7f Sell Stks 15-Apr-11 15:00 15-Apr-11 15:02 -1,329.88 Horse Racing / Newb 15th Apr : 7f Mdn Stks 15-Apr-11 14:40 15-Apr-11 14:48 1,092.12 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : To Be Placed 15-Apr-11 14:30 15-Apr-11 14:34 -128.39 Horse Racing / Wolv 15th Apr : 7f Hcap 15-Apr-11 14:30 15-Apr-11 14:34 -578.36 Horse Racing / Newb 15th Apr : To Be Placed 15-Apr-11 14:10 15-Apr-11 14:16 97.90 Horse Racing / Newb 15th Apr : 7f Hcap 15-Apr-11 14:10 15-Apr-11 14:16 1,771.77 |
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Billy, here's my profit the last two days:
Horse Racing: €1,705,000,000.63 Total P&L: €1,705,000,000.63 The lesson: any fool can cut and paste rubbish but only a very sick fool would continue to do it after being exposed repeatedly as a fraud You are a very sick and pitiful person. |
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Poor Melanie , seething with rage, bitterness, jealousy and anger at being a Betfair faliure and not being a PC payer.
Poor Melanie , can no longer post on the financial forum where she has become a laughning stock. Poor Melanie , only one friend in the whole world , the Comedian . |
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billy, you almost had me there!!!
for a minute, I thought your therapy sessions were working. good one! |
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why the anger, howard??
 I am trying to help you. |
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poor billy, you just can't help yourself can you?
attracted like a soon to die moth to a bright lite...wise man, whoever said that, eh ! |
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no racing today
....needed a rest after that double-shift yesterday....but figured i'd top off the account w/ some oirish racing...met me 1k quota after 3 races....Horse Racing: €1,504.98 Total P&L: €1,504.98 Horse Racing Showing 1 - 3 of 3 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (€) Horse Racing / Navan 17th Apr : 1m2f Listed 17-Apr-11 16:35 17-Apr-11 16:55 1,200.60 Horse Racing / Navan 17th Apr : 1m5f Listed 17-Apr-11 16:05 17-Apr-11 16:13 158.08 Horse Racing / Navan 17th Apr : 5f Mdn 17-Apr-11 15:30 17-Apr-11 15:40 146.30 oi oi....or as your people say: oy vey |
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At this pace Billy, you'll never catch up to me !!!
Here's mine: Horse Racing: €1,504,000,000,000.98 Total P&L: €1,504,000,000,000.98 Such is the miracle of cut and paste   it makes a winner out of everyone   |