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caramba When: 02 Nov 12 20:45

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:42PM, edy wrote:

Hsieh only activates her super tennis power in (far east) asia.

Yes, like Meusburger in Bad Gastein, Pironkova in England etc.

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nofx When: 02 Nov 12 20:46

i like how bf took the :smilie: spelled out from the quote function. this board is so PRO

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edy When: 02 Nov 12 20:47

Lisicki on green surfaces (Charleston and Engerland grass)

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Marin1977 When: 02 Nov 12 20:47

I actually checked her stats, it is true. She is garbage everywhere except in Asia.

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edy When: 02 Nov 12 20:48

she must like the super humid, tropical conditions in some of those tournaments or something. Not sure.

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caramba When: 02 Nov 12 20:49

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:47PM, edy wrote:

Lisicki on green surfaces (Charleston and Engerland grass)

That too. She should have been given a wildcard to Paris this week. With all these tanks she could at least have made final 8.

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nofx When: 02 Nov 12 20:50

girl is jetlagged and underfed, like Isner and burgers she eats only proper sushi

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nofx When: 02 Nov 12 20:50

and drinks pepsi

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;[p When: 02 Nov 12 20:53

Bagalzimer

omfg

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;[p When: 02 Nov 12 20:55

lisicki would struggle here big time

just look at the color of court surroundings

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xfive493 When: 02 Nov 12 20:55

What is that an Danielas butt? Anyone's know? seriously

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caramba When: 02 Nov 12 20:56

I made the Bagelzimer joke when it happened. Nobody laughed then.
Maybe some jokes are like good wine, they get better with time

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nofx When: 02 Nov 12 20:57

completely missed parts of everything caramba. it's pretty fcking funny though

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edy When: 02 Nov 12 20:57

What do you mean xfive? What's with her butt except it not really existing?

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nofx When: 02 Nov 12 20:58

not as funny as the thread title though sorry but omg

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caramba When: 02 Nov 12 20:58

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:55PM, ;[p wrote:

lisicki would struggle here big time just look at the color of court surroundings

the key is the color of what's inside the lines, so she would do well on a court like Paris imo. The opposite, where it's green outside the court, but court itself has difference color, would be disaster for her imo.

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caramba When: 02 Nov 12 20:59

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:55PM, xfive493 wrote:

What is that an Danielas butt? Anyone's know? seriously

Is it red? Could be from Journeyman's laser camera?

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xfive493 When: 02 Nov 12 20:59

Yea I mean its not a tape it looks like bandage maybe she is taking steroids :)

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edy When: 02 Nov 12 21:00

Exactly. Tragically for Lisicki the vast majority of hardcourts are blue (inside) and green outside.

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nofx When: 02 Nov 12 21:00

sushi...

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edy When: 02 Nov 12 21:01

Oh that. Hantuchova had that yesterday already, maybe against Vinci too (but not sure about that). Something precautionary I guess

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xfive493 When: 02 Nov 12 21:01

ok thanks

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;[p When: 02 Nov 12 21:03

lol yeah defo she is pumped up like Ethiopian schwarzeneger

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xfive493 When: 02 Nov 12 21:04

nice one

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;[p When: 02 Nov 12 21:04

i mean defo steroids

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caramba When: 02 Nov 12 21:04

Edy, we should coach her and tell her to aim for the green part just outside the line, but make sure part of the ball hits the line. I feel that could be the secret to success on hardcourts as well. For AO and RG there's nothing to do, but with improvements on these hard courts and ongoing success in Charleston and grass, I feel she can reach top 10, maybe even top 8. Serving is still going to be a problem though.

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xfive493 When: 02 Nov 12 21:08

At least she is motivated, she never tried to get difficult balls before.

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nofx When: 02 Nov 12 21:10

coach with a plan. could have said it before the match i suppose

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caramba When: 02 Nov 12 21:10

Imagine Sabine on this court?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb
/6/62/Barney_Allis_Plaza_tennis_Kansas_City_MO.jpg/450px-Barney_Allis_Plaza_tennis_Kansas_City_MO.jpg
At least she would be good at saving break points.

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disicipline=£££££££££££££sssss When: 02 Nov 12 21:17

looks like the forum got they were waiting for

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xfive493 When: 02 Nov 12 21:22

SCARY 3rd set

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;[p When: 02 Nov 12 21:24

ffs that court would really mess up with her

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edy When: 02 Nov 12 21:32

Now the first part of the thread title is deserved I guess.

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disicipline=£££££££££££££sssss When: 02 Nov 12 21:32

amazing 3rd set

wta

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haileselassie When: 02 Nov 12 21:33

did that just happen?

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nofx When: 02 Nov 12 21:33

Nov 2, 2012 -- 9:32PM, edy wrote:

Now the first part of the thread title is deserved I guess.

was thinking the opening statement

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Marin1977 When: 02 Nov 12 21:34

Syphilitic ****

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;[p When: 02 Nov 12 21:36

yes the opening statement is spot on

sad to watch her

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nofx When: 02 Nov 12 21:38

ridiculous match, ridiculous event, ridiculous week. telling ye it's plot by cyclists to take the spotlight off

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;[p When: 02 Nov 12 21:48

they should chose different contestants ffs hantu zheng hisheh pathetic would stick goerges cristea and begu on their place