Bugs are quite resilient Fig.

Helen will be hard work max lay as they enter camp for me

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2229283/Im-A-Celebrity-Get-Me-Out-Of-Here-Helen-Flanagan-touches-Australia-throws-strop.html#ixzz2BYWsVQib

Have you read this on TV Scoop?  Quite funny really...

Meet the I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here contestants

It’s that time again. A smatterin of C list celebrities don khaki and spend a couple of weeks sweating, rowing, starving, sulking and eating animal testicles. I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is back. Ace.  The show starts on Sunday at 9PM on ITV1 but today the line-up was officially announced and the runners and riders revealed to a faintly interested public.

Here’s our guide to who’s who, who isn’t who and who isn’t who you thought they were.

Helen Flanagan
Helen is probably best known for playing Coronation Street ‘model’ and flibbertigibbet Rosie Webster. She left the show earlier this year and since then has concentrated on his new career of posting pictures of herself in skimpy clothing on Twitter. Expect to see Helen in a bikini with seconds of the show starting and shots of her checking her reflection in any available mirrored surface.

David Haye
David used to be a WBA world boxing champion but since retiring has concentrated on his first love – worm charming. David spends up to 14 hours per day wandering around his garden using various implements to mimic the sound of rain on the ground, this tempts the worms to the surface and David then collects them. ‘I don’t do anything with them’, David told us ‘I just find the activity relaxing. Normally I just take the worms round to Ricky Hatton’s house and release them in his raised vegetable beds. It drives him crackers.’

Colin Baker
Former Doctor Who Colin has found it very difficult to let go of the role that made him famous. Though hasn’t played the Doctor since 1986 he still wears the costume every day and insists on calling his bathroom ‘The Tardis’. He also has a sonic screwdriver (which is actually a normal Philips that he’s painted silver) and a cat called K-9. This used to be a dog but he had to give it away when he found he was allergic to it.

Brian Conley
Brian Conley started began his comedy career while still welder in the shipyards of Glasgow. He used to play banjo and sing in folk clubs and found that his between song banter was lasting longer than the songs so he started getting gigs as a comic. After he appeared on the Parkinson chat show in 1975 he became a household star and swiftly rose to become on of the best loved comedians in the UK. He married Pamela Anderson, stopped drinking and found fame in the US before returning to the UK to play Buttons in Cinderella every year since 1993. No, wait, we’re getting confused here.

Eric Bristow
Darts legend Eric Bristow is also known as ‘The Craft-obsessed Cockney’ as he dedicates his spare time to various undemanding handiwork pastimes. He makes model planes, enjoys decoupage and is renowned for his quilling. In 2002 he was given a lifetime membership of Hobbycraft’s loyalty scheme and celebrated by learning to crochet. He now makes all his own clothes.

Hugo Taylor
No idea who this bloke is.

Charlie Brooks
Better known as ‘Janine off of Eastenders’ Charlie is hoping that her experience in the jungle will open up new career paths. ‘I really want to be a snake wrangler’, she says ‘I hope that I will get to handle a few while in Oz and learn more about them. I tried to get the producers of Eastenders to write a snake into the soap but they wouldn’t have it. I wanted Janine to carry a snake round her neck everywhere she went, like as a character trait, but they said it would prove “logistically difficult” and kiboshed the idea. Good job really cos I’m terrified of them. Slimy little buggers.’

Linda Robson
It seems Linda Robson was booked by the I’m A Celeb production team in error. ‘We thought we were getting the dark haired one who played Dorian’, an insider told us ‘but I guess we’ll have to make do. Shame really, Dorian would have been funnier but there you go, she’s here now.’

Nadine Dorries
The inclusion of serving MP Nadine Dorries in this series has already caused great controversy. Not because no one has really heard of her, or because she will be missing important parliamentary business to appear in the show, ut because it’s obvious that no-one else will get voted to do a bush tucker trial. Expect at least the first five publicly voted trials to feature Nadine and absolutely every eating trial. There’s going to be a tory MP eating kangaroo **** on our TV’s for weeks. Great, innit?

Ashley Roberts
Used to be in **** Cat Dolls, or something. Meh.

blimey, the guest panellist today is Matt Cardie - hadn't realised it was him, been pretty good

Blimey! Must be a 1st for betfair to put the market before the launch show

Someone has taken 2.7 already when 3/1 is generally available.

'Local constituency party to announce that Dorries will not be the candidate at next general election @ 7/4'

Looks likely they will take severe measures against here

The Whip’s office (and her constituency party if they do anything) probably think they’re sucking up to Cameron. Her most offensive question being “Why do you let the tiny Liberal party walk all over you?” [not sic] which he refused to answer.

The irony is that I’m sure that question was set up by Cameron’s handlers (a lot of seemingly antagonistic back bench questions are actually fed to them) to make the point that the Liberals are getting too big for their boots and should be restrained.

She won't be dull that's for sure

I think I would.

Henry did you not see her sunlounger pic in the rags yesterday,  not for me after any amount of drink

tbf most womem of any age are a bit iffy without slap on.  I would try to turn her socialist with a vigorous work out. Worth a shot

Former Coronation Street star Helen Flanagan will be allowed to skip more extreme I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Bushtucker Trials as she is prone to panic attacks, it is claimed.

The 22-year-old actress is believed to have suffered from the condition for while, with one attack on the set of Corrie proving so severe that filming was halted until she recovered.

As a result, Helen has asked for immunity from any challenges which may trigger such an episode, according to The Mirror.

Her request apparently hasn’t gone down well with fellow campers. One nameless contestant is quoted as saying: “It wouldn’t be fair on everyone else as producers wouldn’t want to take any chances.

“You have to question how many tasks she could miss.”

An insider retaliated: “People need to give her a break. A number of celebs in the past – such as Gillian McKeith – have been allowed to be exempt.”

However, a show spokesperson insisted: “Helen is not excluded from taking part in any activities in the jungle.”

Norries exercising is lame random excuse to put up the eric prydz video but who's complaining?

Trying to think from a mem's perspective. It's all 'who the fck are these people?'. Except Conley

I've tryed to lay the market, nobody wanted Nadine Dorries, the price has gone out that far that now I'm considering backing her @70 she has got to a value number

Bristow's inlaws live near me. Mrs GB has seen him in our local chippy. I quite like him and the worry is he may share the Conley vote a bit....crafty cockneys et al. Bristow is more well known to all sexes of a certain age than any of these bar Conley..and Conley isn't seen much these days hence him going on this.

3.6 for a has been/never was is pretty skinny imo.

IAC has a record of turning round perceptions, often from the lowest pit, Christine Hamilton 3rd,Tara Palmer-Tomkinson 2nd,Kerry Katona 1st,Paul Burrell 2nd,Carol Thatcher 1st

Swash

Not bad for Savile's best mate