the first of many Snooker jokes on the way this week...

you said something about a joke

Hope you're a better tipster.

i'm just getting the ball rolling.

why is John Parrott rubbish in the commentary box?

Because he keeps repeating himself.

i've got one for you...

q. how good are a1 tipsters jokes
a. sh1t

My wrists about to slash themselves over the latest.

the latest joke?

what about this one...

what is Jimmy's favourite colour?

White.

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Q - What band do bang-to-rights caught **ing managers listen to before killing themselves?

A - the Mooney Blues


Boom boom (literally)

they are slow burners..

last joke of this evening...



q) What does a snooker player look like from REALLY far away?


a) Dott.

not Higgins related but I like it...

I'm glad Ding's out of the snooker.
Every time the commentator said his name the dog barked at the door.

Jesus wept, 3 efforts at humor & all feeble beyond belief. Even Stevie Wonder can hit a treble 20 occasionally.

snooker player goes the docs with constipation .
doc asks what he had for breakfast
a blue
what you had for dinner
a pink
eat your greens , youll be fine

charwell

you had 1 attempt of trying to look 'cool' on a forum...
and sadly you've failed.

sorry.

go to bed a1. You're just embarrassing yourself.

Nick Griffin has just taken up snooker

Though he preferred it when it was in black and white

Withron how can I possibly embarrass myself. You don't know me, nobody on here knows me.

Withron, is this some sort of social club or what? Ask yourself who is the sad individual if you're trying to establish some sort of reputation for coolness on here.

I read the first line of that 'joke' and thought this could go somewhere. Then the second line made no sense. Poor show.

What is John Higgins new Nickname

The Wizard of Warsaw

Withron, thanks for your feedback. My favourite jokes are the bad ones which are laughably bad. Strange I know.

Each to their own and all that.

exactly, so why do I need to 'go to bed'. Come on man.

A1 , have you ever thought about doing stand up comedy ? ;)

Just been watching the snooker for the first time, and I've been trying to get to grips with the rules.
Is the white ball going round ethnically cleansing the table?

So pointing out you are as funny as gout means I am trying 'to be cool.' Keep on wearing those 'Homer Simpson' ties and be a character.

Or, stay off the cooking sherry and finish your homework.