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what's John Higgins's favourite food?
Kiev.
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you said something about a joke
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Hope you're a better tipster.
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i'm just getting the ball rolling.
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why is John Parrott rubbish in the commentary box?
Because he keeps repeating himself. |
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i've got one for you...
q. how good are a1 tipsters jokes a. sh1t |
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My wrists about to slash themselves over the latest.
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the latest joke?
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what about this one...
what is Jimmy's favourite colour? White. |
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Q - What band do bang-to-rights caught **ing managers listen to before killing themselves?
A - the Mooney Blues Boom boom (literally) |
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they are slow burners..
last joke of this evening... q) What does a snooker player look like from REALLY far away? a) Dott. |
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not Higgins related but I like it...
I'm glad Ding's out of the snooker. Every time the commentator said his name the dog barked at the door. |
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Jesus wept, 3 efforts at humor & all feeble beyond belief. Even Stevie Wonder can hit a treble 20 occasionally.
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snooker player goes the docs with constipation .
doc asks what he had for breakfast a blue what you had for dinner a pink eat your greens , youll be fine |
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charwell
you had 1 attempt of trying to look 'cool' on a forum... and sadly you've failed. sorry. |
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go to bed a1. You're just embarrassing yourself.
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Nick Griffin has just taken up snooker
Though he preferred it when it was in black and white |
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Withron how can I possibly embarrass myself. You don't know me, nobody on here knows me.
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Withron, is this some sort of social club or what? Ask yourself who is the sad individual if you're trying to establish some sort of reputation for coolness on here.
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I read the first line of that 'joke' and thought this could go somewhere. Then the second line made no sense. Poor show.
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What is John Higgins new Nickname
The Wizard of Warsaw |
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Withron, thanks for your feedback. My favourite jokes are the bad ones which are laughably bad. Strange I know.
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Each to their own and all that.
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exactly, so why do I need to 'go to bed'. Come on man.
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A1 , have you ever thought about doing stand up comedy ? ;)
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Just been watching the snooker for the first time, and I've been trying to get to grips with the rules.
Is the white ball going round ethnically cleansing the table? |
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So pointing out you are as funny as gout means I am trying 'to be cool.' Keep on wearing those 'Homer Simpson' ties and be a character.
Or, stay off the cooking sherry and finish your homework. |